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[Mahas]

ooo that is quite smart. but isnt it suppose to go upright instead of sideways?

Yeah but if i get it to just get tucked in upwards i have too much sticking out... So i get it to follow my underwear contour to the left or the right....

[Jake]

I used to hide my boner by sticking it up in my shirt. Oh dear god a draft blew by one day.

[luvsmyncis]

What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....

You get bonus points in a lady's book for licking your own butthole whilst pretending to be a cat.

[SamTheMan]

I can't tuck mine under my belt cause it pokes out at the top.

[Boggart]

I can't tuck mine under my belt cause it pokes out at the top.

You don't wear shirts or...?

[SamTheMan]

You don't wear shirts or...?

no never.

Yeh, i do. But. it would feel weird walking around knowing that all it would take was a little gust of air.

[Boggart]

no never.

Yeh, i do. But. it would feel weird walking around knowing that all it would take was a little gust of air.

I don't know about anyone else, but I my shirt has never lifted up because of wind. I generally wear clothes that fit O.o

[Darkthrone]

I always tuck it into my waistband...

[SamTheMan]

I don't know about anyone else, but I my shirt has never lifted up because of wind. I generally wear clothes that fit O.o

Yeah, now that i think about it, that was a really dumb point i made.

[Plunk]

I fucking flaunted that shit when I was still in school. No matter when, where, or why I got a boner at any point from 6th grade to senior year, I walked with that shit as noticeable as possible. Like a boss.

[Mafioso]

I fucking flaunted that shit when I was still in school. No matter when, where, or why I got a boner at any point from 6th grade to senior year, I walked with that shit as noticeable as possible. Like a boss.

I doubt anyone is that cool, so no offence, but unbelieveable. But I unzipped and let it show. Like a boss!

Edited by Mafioso, 08 May 2011 - 08:32 PM.

[1337hunt3r]

I fucking flaunted that shit when I was still in school. No matter when, where, or why I got a boner at any point from 6th grade to senior year, I walked with that shit as noticeable as possible. Like a boss.

I wish I had your balls.

Sideways works the best for me.

[Plunk]

I doubt anyone is that cool, so no offence, but unbelieveable. But I unzipped and let it show. Like a boss!

Trust me, I never have, or will give a fuck. I still do it in stores and such, because my philosophy is, "I'm never gonna see any of these people ever again, so why should I care?" In school, it was basically, "I don't like any of these people, so why should I care?"

My ex went around and told everyone I had a small dick before she moved away, and some girl that rode my bus mentioned that, so I whipped it out to disprove her belief. That rumor died fast.

Edited by Plunk, 08 May 2011 - 09:06 PM.

[giraffe]

I used to hide my boner by sticking it up in my shirt. Oh dear god a draft blew by one day.

So I totally read "skirt" at first, which totally changed the meaning of this post 0.o

You don't wear shirts or...?

Even if it was under my shirt, I think I'd feel too exposed like this. Which is weird, 'cause I've done drag before.

Trust me, I never have, or will give a fuck. I still do it in stores and such, because my philosophy is, "I'm never gonna see any of these people ever again, so why should I care?" In school, it was basically, "I don't like any of these people, so why should I care?"

My ex went around and told everyone I had a small dick before she moved away, and some girl that rode my bus mentioned that, so I whipped it out to disprove her belief. That rumor died fast.

I wasn't sure if this was even worth responding to, but I figured it was okay to point out that things like this are illegal in a lot of places. So I'm gonna agree that this is pretty unbelievable and makes it sound like you're trying to cover up for something by talking big on the internet. jsyk.

[jonahfinn]

I usually just put my hand in my pocket then try shift it either into the waistband or along it, depending on if I have a belt on or not.

Back when I first started swim training, I'd always get boners in the pool...
It was pretty hard to hide my boner since I was only wearing speedos, but since I was only 12 at that stage, was below the shallow water level (so you couldn't see it from above the water).

Most of the older kids never noticed, but there were always these two 10 year old girls who would always look at me then giggle to each other and pop underwater for some reason then come back up and whisper to the other, then giggle again....

Since the coach usually had his back to them whilst talking to my group, I couldn't really turn my back to them to hide my boner...
All I could do was stand there, try not to blush and to maintain a poker face... =[

[luvsmyncis]

Most of the older kids never noticed, but there were always these two 10 year old girls who would always look at me then giggle to each other and pop underwater for some reason then come back up and whisper to the other, then giggle again....

They were 10 years old. They were probably laughing at how skinny your legs are, not the size of your boner. That or they were playing an underwater game that had nothing to do with you.

[jonahfinn]

They were 10 years old. They were probably laughing at how skinny your legs are, not the size of your boner. That or they were playing an underwater game that had nothing to do with you.

lol, they 'stalked' me around the pool before training in the recreational areas and did the same thing. The only time they didn't follow is if I went to the male changerooms.

[Plunk]

I wasn't sure if this was even worth responding to, but I figured it was okay to point out that things like this are illegal in a lot of places. So I'm gonna agree that this is pretty unbelievable and makes it sound like you're trying to cover up for something by talking big on the internet. jsyk.

She accused me of having a small dick, I proved her wrong. If I wanted to cover up for something, I'd be typing things like, "LOLOLOL MY DYCK IS SOOOOO HUGE, IT'S LYKE A FOO- NO, TWO FEET LONG, AND LIKE A FOOT WIDE! LOLOLOL, AND WHEN i GET A BONER IN PUBLIC, I UNZIP MY PANTS AND HIT RANDOM STRANGERS WITH IT TO ASSERT MY STATUS AS THE DOMINANT MALE OF WAL-MART!"

I'm not talking big, I'm talking truth, and I told everyone that if they didn't want to see my dick, they shouldn't look in my direction. Plus, no one there at the time was under 18, including myself. Plus many far, far worse things happened on that bus, including middle schoolers watching porno on their laptops.

Edited by Plunk, 09 May 2011 - 06:32 AM.

[Noitidart]

Small dick is better. You can then be a man. Selfish. Get in get satisfied and done. She never felt a thing.

[giraffe]

She accused me of having a small dick, I proved her wrong. If I wanted to cover up for something, I'd be typing things like, "LOLOLOL MY DYCK IS SOOOOO HUGE, IT'S LYKE A FOO- NO, TWO FEET LONG, AND LIKE A FOOT WIDE! LOLOLOL, AND WHEN i GET A BONER IN PUBLIC, I UNZIP MY PANTS AND HIT RANDOM STRANGERS WITH IT TO ASSERT MY STATUS AS THE DOMINANT MALE OF WAL-MART!"

I'm not talking big, I'm talking truth, and I told everyone that if they didn't want to see my dick, they shouldn't look in my direction. Plus, no one there at the time was under 18, including myself. Plus many far, far worse things happened on that bus, including middle schoolers watching porno on their laptops.

It was still a public place, so exposing yourself probably technically wasn't legal. Also, I think I'd be really amused to see someone in wal-mart trying to assert their status as the dominant male (as long as they didn't try to "assert" it to me!)

Small dick is better. You can then be a man. Selfish. Get in get satisfied and done. She never felt a thing.

But is this the way to get lots of sex? Probably not.
Then again, if they're all one-night stands then it works out.

[onlyme]

[Volition]

There is no limit



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Nice

lol ssshhhh, changed my name over this

[Brennon]

Tuck in my waistband. But one time my old gf started kissing my stomach and her chin hit it. It was extremely awkward.

[Boggart]

I really don't see the big deal. Wouldn't it be more dissapointing if there WASN'T a boner? Like you find them ugly or are gay or something?

[giraffe]

I really don't see the big deal. Wouldn't it be more dissapointing if there WASN'T a boner? Like you find them ugly or are gay or something?

So I thought at first that this was in reference to Brennan's sig or something at first. It was only after I realized that his sig was too new that I connected it back to the earlier post about the boner and the kissing.