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[crtitcmeerca]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiIj1k_IXwg

women are an impediment to your survival during a zombie apocalypse

HAhaha. Such is life.

I would think that small groups would be okay, maybe 3-4 people. Any larger would be asking for trouble. I personally think that i'd go insane from the fear and being on edge if i were out there all alone.

[frostz]

HAhaha. Such is life.

I would think that small groups would be okay, maybe 3-4 people. Any larger would be asking for trouble. I personally think that i'd go insane from the fear and being on edge if i were out there all alone.

so long as the women in the group have short hair and are not wearing high heels ;<, and dont freeze in terror at the sight of a zombie

[crtitcmeerca]

so long as the women in the group have short hair and are not wearing high heels ;<, and dont freeze in terror at the sight of a zombie

Which sounds like Jill Valentine and Alice. The over powered women from Resident Evil.

As a side note, did anyone catch the secret clip at the end of the latest movie when Jill Valentine has an Umbrella Mind Control device implanted onto her chest?

[frostz]

Which sounds like Jill Valentine and Alice. The over powered women from Resident Evil.

As a side note, did anyone catch the secret clip at the end of the latest movie when Jill Valentine has an Umbrella Mind Control device implanted onto her chest?

if thats the resident evil movie with the girl with the shotgun that shoots quarters then yea.

[Volition]

nice but you will need a source of water too.

Rocky Mountains yo, glaciers everywhere, rivers everywhere

[crtitcmeerca]

Rocky Mountains yo, glaciers everywhere, rivers everywhere

Actually, if the virus can mutate and infect living organisms, whats to stop it from infecting water based life forms and thus, destroying the water ecosystem, rendering the water undrinkable??

[frostz]

Actually, if the virus can mutate and infect living organisms, whats to stop it from infecting water based life forms and thus, destroying the water ecosystem, rendering the water undrinkable??

cause we are talking about the classical slow zombie virus that only affects people. Besides the water would be undrinkable anyway if zombies somehow found their way in and started wading around

[Volition]

Actually, if the virus can mutate and infect living organisms, whats to stop it from infecting water based life forms and thus, destroying the water ecosystem, rendering the water undrinkable??

LOL ironic that I went on a fieldtrip to a wastewater treatment centre yesterday, bring UV bulbs, chlorine would be too difficult to work with, water purification systems are trivial.

Or simply boil the water before drinking it, don't want no beaver fever.

[frostz]

LOL ironic that I went on a fieldtrip to a wastewater treatment centre yesterday, bring UV bulbs, chlorine would be too difficult to work with, water purification systems are trivial.

Or simply boil the water before drinking it, don't want no beaver fever.

drinking water straight out of a river will always most likely result in you getting parasites or sick.,

[crtitcmeerca]

LOL ironic that I went on a fieldtrip to a wastewater treatment centre yesterday, bring UV bulbs, chlorine would be too difficult to work with, water purification systems are trivial.

Or simply boil the water before drinking it, don't want no beaver fever.

Well then, when the world ends i'm expecting you to provide fresh water for all! Hahaha.

Beaver fever, sounds catchy. Pun intended.

[giraffe]

Well then, when the world ends i'm expecting you to provide fresh water for all! Hahaha.

Beaver fever, sounds catchy. Pun intended.

Does anyone remember the Beaver Fever episode of "The Angry Beavers"? The one where they had the disco song? That's totally what this makes me think of.

[Abradix]

Does anyone remember the Beaver Fever episode of "The Angry Beavers"? The one where they had the disco song? That's totally what this makes me think of.

I started playing it and realized I still know all the words and the inflection... Engraved on the inside of my skull, thanks wasted childhood!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ll1Vu7seVk

[Larry008]

I'd use ---> and fly the f**k away!! xDD (for those who don't know what that means... its the cheatcode for a jetpack in GTA: San Andreas )

[Volition]

Well then, when the world ends i'm expecting you to provide fresh water for all! Hahaha.

Beaver fever, sounds catchy. Pun intended.

beaver fever is slang for protozoan parasites called giardia...

[Aerozier]

For example if you are not a marksmen in real life, you cant say that you will take your gun and start head shotting all the zombies from the roof of your house.

Lolwhut? Why not? If I have a gun and I want to entertain myself, I think I would be doing that.

[frostz]

Lolwhut? Why not? If I have a gun and I want to entertain myself, I think I would be doing that.

what i meant is that if you are not a marksmen then you cant say i will go on my roof and headshot all the zombies when you are not actually capable of doing so. I am trying to get a realistic scenario going on based upon your real life skills and available equipment

[Aerozier]

I can shoot at hordes of zombies whether I am skilled or not. Shooting zombies is the only thing worth doing during a zombie apocalypse.

[frostz]

I can shoot at hordes of zombies whether I am skilled or not. Shooting zombies is the only thing worth doing during a zombie apocalypse.

no because you wil run out of bullets, and the rule in the first post says that they are the classic zombie that only dies from headshot

[crtitcmeerca]

beaver fever is slang for protozoan parasites called giardia...

Fascinating. I have a morbid fascination with protozoic, viral and all manner of microbial biological systems. Me gonna look it up!

Then again, the response above concerning angry beavers hit a nostalgic nerve. Haha.

[Surrico]

A classic topic that me and my friends have had discussions over countless time. So far our current plan is this: We break up into 2 teams, one team goes to steal a U-hal (or some other big moving truck) Then they are to go a home and gardening store to stock up on supplies to start a garden, and fencing material, while team 2 is to go on countless raids. First a hunting supply store, simply shoot anyone that gets in the way, zombie or not. Load up on weapons, ammo, camping supplies, and if you can find it those instant meals that seem to last forever. Second is to raid pharmacies, once again shoot anyone that gets in the way, to get general medical supplies, antibiotics, pain killers and other such things. After which we gather back together and get organized. After which we begin driving North. If these are the slow moving zombies and are undead the plan is to go north to a colder climate. The cold will help to slow them down making it easier to dispatch of zombies without the use of firearms (a slingblade is my personal preference). But the fencing supplies will be used to help secure the camp grounds. Seeds of course to start a garden to help conserve the use of the instant meals. Next comes the hard part, we capture a zombie. Why take a risk like this you might ask? Well it's for information, to find out how long they can live without food mainly or how long before their body decays enough to where they are not a threat. After two to three years of living in the north, it is our goal to return home. Why wait so long? Because I live in the south, if you leaveanything out for long it tends to decay fast. So we wait out for the majority of the zombies to rot more or less. Yes we do realize that there will be newer zombies from those survivors that were not that good at surviving in the long run. But once back in town our goal is to take over a high school. Once again, why a high school? This is the south. Most high schools are already built like prisons. Thick windows, few entrances, fire resistant. A modern Day fortress with just a few modifications being needed. The roof of the building is to become the new garden and can also use it to collect fresh rain water. Any tree's and buildings in the area are to be taken down to give a clear mile radius view. After this we start expanding our "clean" territory, we go scavenging for any materials that might be useful inside a building (no more than 3-4 buildings a day for safety reasons) and then proceed to burn the building down to prevent it from becoming occupied by a wondering zombie. After this we begin to build a wall around our area, and start building new homes. Then we begin to start broadcasting on a radio that we have set up this new safe haven, continuously expanding the walled area as the number of survivors increase.


I do not claim us all to be excellent marksmen, but we do all have experience firing a multitude of guns. There are twelve of us total, 4 who have carry permits and do own their own guns. Another 5 of us have guns located nearby that we can easily access. Yes this plan may seem a little cold hearted but this is the zombie apocalypse. Survival of the fittest.

[crtitcmeerca]

Damn, thats a detailed well thought out response. I'm impressed. Can learn something from this. Haha

[Jake]

Two options, they both start off with the same plan.

Look for all possible survivors, phone, internet, media etc. Assemble zombie assassination unit, preferably no jews obviously. Have a convoy of trucks with enough food supplies to last for a week or two. Weapons at this point will include baseball bats, cleavers etc. Attempt raiding the three police stations in my area in hopes of finding pistols, also might be able to track active cellphones of people and shiznat. At this point 2 OPTIONS: The convoy can either go straight up north for a simple reason, northern Ontario, territories are hardly populated, no zombies around so the main survival will be surviving off the land like our ancestors. 2nd option is to drive south to the states and ransack their gunshops. Then proceed to build a base at a harbour, if ever invaded we sail out at sea.

Fuck yeah you can't beat this.

[crtitcmeerca]

Two options, they both start off with the same plan.

Look for all possible survivors, phone, internet, media etc. Assemble zombie assassination unit, preferably no jews obviously. Have a convoy of trucks with enough food supplies to last for a week or two. Weapons at this point will include baseball bats, cleavers etc. Attempt raiding the three police stations in my area in hopes of finding pistols, also might be able to track active cellphones of people and shiznat. At this point 2 OPTIONS: The convoy can either go straight up north for a simple reason, northern Ontario, territories are hardly populated, no zombies around so the main survival will be surviving off the land like our ancestors. 2nd option is to drive south to the states and ransack their gunshops. Then proceed to build a base at a harbour, if ever invaded we sail out at sea.

Fuck yeah you can't beat this.

Wouldn't too many survivors attract attention?

But me likey your plan, especially about the one about building a base near the sea then using it as an escape route. Always a plan B. But if you're at sea, how will you manage your supplies?

[Lucian]

[Jake]

Wouldn't too many survivors attract attention?

But me likey your plan, especially about the one about building a base near the sea then using it as an escape route. Always a plan B. But if you're at sea, how will you manage your supplies?

Well I don't know what those fancy americans have in their gunshops but if they include any possible large machine guns than we should be set. Alternatively I know where a few army bases are located, now that I think about it. Might be able to save a trip to the land down under me. For the trip at sea we would either just go to another close harbour or just wait out for a few days in the hopes that the zombies would go away.