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[frostz]

If a world wide zombie apocalypse breaks out how will you deal with it? Where will you go? What are your plans for your immediate survival? future plans?

Rules are.
#1 You only have access to things that you have in your home, on hand, or can reasonably procure
#2 You will only have the knowledge/skills that you currently know. For example if you are not a marksmen in real life, you cant say that you will take your gun and start head shotting all the zombies from the roof of your house.

Type of zombie are the classic slow zombies that can turn others into zombies through bites, and only "die" from a shot to the head.

[Abradix]

Pack up supplies at the house, grab wooden baseball bat from the garage... Hop into the truck and drive up the street to the store, proceed to loot more needed supplies into the back of the truck, braining zombies as necessary. Take surface streets over to the next town where my 2 buddies live on a 2nd floor apartment... The railing is steel, the steps are concrete. Go and get them to grab the 2 swords they have hanging next to the bed and help me bring the supplies up. Once we're all inside with our supplies, smash the steps with a sledge and pray we can ride it out.

If we need more supplies... We might just end up screwed, depending on how far the infection has gone.

[Maloo]

Aww, I hate those rules
If I could only have access to an aircraft carrier..

[Melchoire]

Find a way to hide among the zombies without being infected...the rest will come easy...

[1337hunt3r]

Grab kitchen knifes/bat --> drive to local gas station --> get as much gas as I can and just drive around as much as possible until I find an elite team of zombie survivors and beg to join them.

[giraffe]

I'd probably die. I'd run away as best as possible while holding my broom handle+duct tape+meat cleaver combo as long as possible, though.

[sLAUGHTER]

I have a plan. I'll invent Facebook.

[Kido]

Wow. Me and my friends were talking about this just the other day.

While my friends barricade themselves in IKEA or Costco (food, furniture, entertainment) One of us would kill herself right there and I'd be running after the zombies going "LET ME JOIN YOU!!!"

[Jeb]

Grab my compound bow (and hope I still remember how to shoot it XD), drive to the nearest stop-n-shop and loot the place of canned goods and shit. Then hunker down in the old civil war fort in my town, one of the few pluses to living in an old colonial city. I'd let people come and live in the fort with me if they paid rent with valuables and shit and feed them to the zombies if they pissed me off.

[frostz]

Grab my compound bow (and hope I still remember how to shoot it XD), drive to the nearest stop-n-shop and loot the place of canned goods and shit. Then hunker down in the old civil war fort in my town, one of the few pluses to living in an old colonial city. I'd let people come and live in the fort with me if they paid rent with valuables and shit and feed them to the zombies if they pissed me off.

Cool, i have a compound bow as well, cept im not so confident about my aim lol.

Unfortunately i don't think i actually have anything that would serve as an effective weapon against zombies lol ;| so I would probably die...

Doesn't meant that I wouldnt try looting the store first though and driving to a deserted area.

[crtitcmeerca]

I have a katana collection in my house i own, as well as being a martial arts practitioner for close to 15 years. So instead of shooting them in the head, can i cut off their heads? That should work right? Probably head off to a little isolated island at the tip of Singapore called Sentosa. Thank goodness they have convenience stores and arcade games there. HAhaha.

[Neoquest]

Take the small medieval dagger I have, stop by some friends houses for reinforcements, stock up on as many supplies as I can carry, take some seeds from my garden, and kayak to the island in the middle of the river about 2 blocks from my house, making sure to keep it clear of zombies. Eat ducks, seagulls and the produce of my garden for the rest of my life.

[frostz]

I have a katana collection in my house i own, as well as being a martial arts practitioner for close to 15 years. So instead of shooting them in the head, can i cut off their heads? That should work right? Probably head off to a little isolated island at the tip of Singapore called Sentosa. Thank goodness they have convenience stores and arcade games there. HAhaha.

yea that works but you gota make sure that the disembodied heads dont bite you when you stand too close to em. Which means you would have to go back and destroy the brain after hacking the head off.

[crtitcmeerca]

So, i'll have to have my partner carry a sledgehammer? Hahaha. Hrmmm. Difficult, difficult. I would have assumed once the heads were 'disconnected' they would have stopped being all bitey?

[frostz]

So, i'll have to have my partner carry a sledgehammer? Hahaha. Hrmmm. Difficult, difficult. I would have assumed once the heads were 'disconnected' they would have stopped being all bitey?

sledge hammers are a bit heavy and would limit your mobility if you were trying to run from a horde. Normally in this situation you would wear probably like to wear hard leather boots or leggings of some sort. I mean if you did that you could ignore the heads, but then some random person who comes along is probably gona get bit ;\

[ihurtyou]

My zombie apocalypse plans is if and when I am bitten my friends and family are to guard me and make sure i stay whole. Once the transformation starts and I'm a zombie. I've been asked to be released into the wild to the roam the streets as a zombie. I mean come on its a zombie apocalypse everyone gets bit eventually and I don't want to be a gimp zombie.

[frostz]

My zombie apocalypse plans is if and when I am bitten my friends and family are to guard me and make sure i stay whole. Once the transformation starts and I'm a zombie. I've been asked to be released into the wild to the roam the streets as a zombie. I mean come on its a zombie apocalypse everyone gets bit eventually and I don't want to be a gimp zombie.

id wear a thick metal helmet and body armor before i transformed if i were going down that route. Not only would i not be a gimp zombie, but i would be protected as well from head shots

[iceberg2477]

Wow. Me and my friends were talking about this just the other day.

While my friends barricade themselves in IKEA or Costco (food, furniture, entertainment) One of us would kill herself right there and I'd be running after the zombies going "LET ME JOIN YOU!!!"

^LOL

Id do my best to get on a carnival cruise liner... food shelter entertainment AND anchored at sea... unless those bastards can swim my friends and i will be good for months!

[frostz]

^LOL

Id do my best to get on a carnival cruise liner... food shelter entertainment AND anchored at sea... unless those bastards can swim my friends and i will be good for months!

you would have to make sure that there arnt any infected on board with you though or you would be locked inside with all the zombies.

[crtitcmeerca]

Well, Zombieland says cardio is the #1 rule for avoiding getting bit. Hahaha. And the 'double tap' of course.

[frostz]

Well, Zombieland says cardio is the #1 rule for avoiding getting bit. Hahaha. And the 'double tap' of course.

women are an impediment to your survival during a zombie apocalypse

[Volition]

this is easy seeing as how I'm in Canada, the weather freezes zombies/makes them immobile, then go around poking frozen zombies in the head with a stick.

[frostz]

this is easy seeing as how I'm in Canada, the weather freezes zombies/makes them immobile, then go around poking frozen zombies in the head with a stick.

is canada frozen year round? i mean zombies wont freeze unless the temp is low enough to freeze water.

[Volition]

is canada frozen year round? i mean zombies wont freeze unless the temp is low enough to freeze water.

Well the part of Canada I'm in is fucking cold, gets to -40 during the winter, its snowed in june-august before, and we had temperatures below zero celsius (32 for the people who use the stupid imperial system). and usually gets below zero by october, so i guess i have to survive the summer months in which case, drive up to the rocky mountains with a car full of instant noodles.

[frostz]

Well the part of Canada I'm in is fucking cold, gets to -40 during the winter, its snowed in june-august before, and we had temperatures below zero celsius (32 for the people who use the stupid imperial system). and usually gets below zero by october, so i guess i have to survive the summer months in which case, drive up to the rocky mountains with a car full of instant noodles.

nice but you will need a source of water too.