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[frostz]

This unbeliever is totally gona be armageddoned.



The scriptures obviously prove that rapture day is gona occur tomorow!
http://www.ebiblefel...h/tracts/may21/

Repent and convert sinners you only have about 7 hours left!

[Waser Lave]

It's quite convenient that God is expected to work according to a US timezone.

[iargue]

It's quite convenient that God is expected to work according to a US timezone.

It is common knowledge that the world revolves around the US.

[ShadowLink64]

It's quite convenient that God is expected to work according to a US timezone.

So was your presumption that God operates on Greenwich Mean Time. Is the Royal Observatory in Greenwich some relic from the heavens or something?

[Neoquest]

Looks like I'm going to die tomorrow. What a cruelly short life.

[frostz]

Protestant United States is Gods chosen nation of course! everyone knows that.

The catholics, arnt gona be raptured on the chosen day lest they repent and convert to true christianity.

[iargue]

Protestant United States is Gods chosen nation of course! everyone knows that.

The catholics, arnt gona be raptured on the chosen day lest they repent and convert to true christianity.

That would mean they would have to give up their Catholic School Girl uniform.... What a cruel God we have

[ToxicS]

its funny how he refute the claims with more jibberish

[frostz]

well i duno about you guys but im gona be standing outside naked, praying and waiting for my rapture.

For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it.
-1 Timothy 6:7

Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud …, let us throw off everything that hinders …


-Hebrews 12:1

Edited by frostz, 20 May 2011 - 04:17 PM.

[jungle]

time to go bet with people who are holding signs up on the streets. i'll make some big bucks once we all "die"

[Elindoril]

Wait a minute....

This isn't Bioshock.

[Faintingcow]

You think the world is going to end? Prove it and give me all you're monetary items

Edited by Faintingcow, 20 May 2011 - 05:59 PM.

[Nunc]

I'm so fuckin' ready to ascend to heaven tomorrow. I am hardcore psyched to meet Jesus!

[Currant]

The Rapture is coming and I haven't had a threesome yet.

[Ladida]

Does this mean the world is going to be rid of Christians today?

[frostz]

This is how most people are gona spend rapture day.


Its already 1:00 and apparently i wasn't worthy of rapture seeing as how im still here ; (

Edited by frostz, 21 May 2011 - 12:02 AM.

[Skyscrape]

6pm, Australia: OMG IT HAS STARTED RAINING!!!! RAPTUUUURE

*cough*

Yep, this is bullshit, move along XD

[frostz]

well, ive gota start getting prepared for Armaggedon, since i''m still here and all i guess ill get to watch the battle between Jesus and the antichrist. Hopefully i don't get torn apart by demons first during this final battle ;\

[Seven]

Wait a minute....

This isn't Bioshock.

That would be something to celebrate.

Plasmids and mental deterioration for all, hoo-rah!

[Strategist]

6pm in South Australia and a massive thunderstorm has started bahahahahahaha and i mean MASSIVE.


Just a regular day for us im afraid......

[frostz]

6pm in South Australia and a massive thunderstorm has started bahahahahahaha and i mean MASSIVE.


Just a regular day for us im afraid......

If the thunderstorms are accompanied by massive earthquakes it may be signs of impending rapture ;< Theres still time! may 21'st isnt over yet

[thorgal]

What cultuter did actually predict this 'rapture day' ?

wich culture was it that predict this 'Rapture day ' ?

[frostz]

What cultuter did actually predict this 'rapture day' ?

wich culture was it that predict this 'Rapture day ' ?

Some guy called Harold Camping predicted the rapture day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2u3RmspYg

Make sure to buy your rapture toilet, so that you won't miss the rapture should it occur while you are in the bathroom
http://www.landoverb...802/toilet.html
(joke site, not a real product so not advertisement)

Edited by frostz, 21 May 2011 - 02:27 AM.

[Elle]

6pm in South Australia and a massive thunderstorm has started bahahahahahaha and i mean MASSIVE.


Just a regular day for us im afraid......

at 6pm here, nothing. no weather change, rain, funny sounds or anything.
i must say, im disappointed XD

[frostz]

at 6pm here, nothing. no weather change, rain, funny sounds or anything.
i must say, im disappointed XD

Its supposed to begin at 6 pm local time in Japan, and continue by time zone around the world.

http://www.timeandda...9&p3=136&p4=110

Edited by frostz, 21 May 2011 - 02:29 AM.