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[Georgina]

Using a, what we then though to be, a very quiet sauna with my bf one time and we stripped off for a laugh, then loads of old men walked in....ugh.

Or

Emailing a co-worker on my works email about a sexual explicit dream I had about my boss and having the IT department catch me out with the profanity filters, then showing my boss, and getting in pretty bad trouble for using works email.

Most recently after me and my sister thought doing 6 flaming absinthe's (yeah, absinthe on fire - rocks) in a club was a good idea I ended up throwing up all over a night club infront of people.....

Im so classy - yeah

[kittycat]

Probably when my parents heard me having phone sex with an ex and asked me who I was talking to.

short rant below

Spoiler

What the heck is this seriously considered trolling... is this not like one of the most common topics on a forum? Does this topic not exist on every active forum? Or am I living in a dream world where it does without any accusations of trolling. Just a discussion out of a piqued interest. Really... so this is what that status was about? I don't know if these responses are a joke because they are really funny and bizarre lmao.

People look way too deep into things and are SO paranoid over insignificant things.

+1 Rambo

[Boggart]

I agree, I don't think this is trolling at all... like gimme a quote or something to show this is a troll topic. I can't find any.

[Georgina]

To be honest, I think they just be trying to Troll Donald due to his previous trolling? I could be wrong

[Boggart]

To be honest, I think they just be trying to Troll Donald due to his previous trolling? I could be wrong

And maybe Donald realizes this so he's trolling the trolls who're trolling him for being a troll

And maybe they know it too so they're trolling a troll who's trolling a *explodes*

[Georgina]

And maybe Donald realizes this so he's trolling the trolls who're trolling him for being a troll

And maybe they know it too so they're trolling a troll who's trolling a *explodes*

God your such a troll

[Blackout]

God your such a troll

*You're

He's a good one too

[Chalk]

I've had plenty of embarrassing moments.. but I can't think of the most awkward. Probably that time I was talking shit on some girl and she was right behind me. I can't remember what I said.. something about her being a hoe.. then I noticed her and glared at her. She had been a rude skank to me and my friends and deserved it, or so I thought. She started crying and said something about because her Dad didn't love her. I was like o_____________o and shut up after that. I felt kinda bad.. awkward.

That has happened to me too. x.x

From the past year:

I went to a free concert showing of The Strokes for SXSW and this drunk lady bumped into me and spilled beer all over me. It turned out to be this teacher from my school. She isn't my teacher, but I always go into her classroom because she was one of me friend's 8th period teacher. It was hella awkward when I would walk into her class after that. We never talked about it though. I really hope she doesn't remember.

Another time I went to this rave called Spring Love, and I bumped into one of my friends. She was rolling, but that wasn't surprising. But she was with a group of friends and one of the people was this kid in one of my classes. Apparently he was on a heroine based roll and he was tripping hardcore. He honestly looked like a velociraptor walking around, not to mention he needed people to guide him around. He walked up to me and was like, "hey, I KNOW YOU!"
When Monday hit I tried my best to be late to class (since my class before that is really close, and me and that kid tend to be the first ones to get in). I was really late, but when I was walking to the door that kid walked in at the same time. We had one of those moments when you're waiting for the other person to go, then you both go at the same time. It was pretty awkward. He kept trying to make eye contact with me throughout the class though. I bumped into three people from that class at that rave. xP

So, don't really have that much of an awkward life, but those were this year (2011).

[leurz]

I remember back in high school, I was smoking pot with a friend, and I went to the kitchen to get some pizza rolls, and my Mom comes out. And then she starts talking to me in slow motion. Like, as in, she was fucking with me. I wasn't all that stoned. She was all "Leuuuuuuuurrrrrz. Do." And I just stared at her. Finally I was like "DO WHAT MOM?" and she just walked away.
That was pretty awkward.

That reminds me...
Another awkward moment was in middle school when my mom gave me her old bong. She's all, I don't need this anymore, and it gives me a crick in my neck. You want it? I took it. But yeah. It was weird. Especially since she apparently wasn't expecting me to smoke pot out of it, and proceeded to fuck with me throughout my high school life.

[Tetiel]

Ummm... I haven't really had awkward moments so much as embarrassing ones... do those count?

Last year, I was shopping at Walmart and had a backpack and hands full of food. It was maybe 10 at night so if I missed the bus I'd either need to walk back a kilometer with a very heavy load or wait 30 minutes for a bus. The bus was ALMOST THERE and sometimes TTC drivers are assholes and don't bother to wait for you if you're halfway through the intersection so I was trying to walk quickly, fell right in the middle of the busy intersection and busted my knee. I had three cars drive up next to me and ask me if I was alright and what happened. I kept saying I tripped over my shoes and all that was hurting was my pride

I was lucky the driver also felt sorry for me and let me on his bus despite the blood dripping down my legs ;_; I appreciate people asking but... when something like that happens I want to pretend that no one saw it!!

[iargue]

No way would I post the most awkward moment in my life People would take it the wrong way.

[leurz]

No way would I post the most awkward moment in my life People would take it the wrong way.

You can't do that. Now you have to post it. You know you want to. You woulda just kept your mouth shut if you didn't.

[redlion]

Seriously, and I'm speaking seriously here, the most awkward moment in my life was reading your most awkward moment.

Why shouldn't this topic be taken seriously? This topic was going perfectly fine until you came in and flame-baited the member.

I thought you were gone? Fickle widdle Iansies, can't make up his mind

What the heck is this seriously considered trolling... is this not like one of the most common topics on a forum? Does this topic not exist on every active forum? Or am I living in a dream world where it does without any accusations of trolling. Just a discussion out of a piqued interest. Really... so this is what that status was about? I don't know if these responses are a joke because they are really funny and bizarre lmao.

People look way too deep into things and are SO paranoid over insignificant things.

+1 Rambo

I thought it was trolling because he posted something so out of left field, he couldn't possibly expect people to converse with him about it. Obviously I was wrong on that last bit.

But seriously, wtf? Who wants to read about some old guy jerking it? Does that enrich the quality of your life at all? I'm going to go watch netflix like the rest of you should be doing. At least movie producers put time and money into their productions, although sadly the result is frequently no better than donaldmax here.

[kittycat]

Seriously, and I'm speaking seriously here, the most awkward moment in my life was reading your most awkward moment.
I thought you were gone? Fickle widdle Iansies, can't make up his mind

I thought it was trolling because he posted something so out of left field, he couldn't possibly expect people to converse with him about it. Obviously I was wrong on that last bit.

But seriously, wtf? Who wants to read about some old guy jerking it? Does that enrich the quality of your life at all? I'm going to go watch netflix like the rest of you should be doing. At least movie producers put time and money into their productions, although sadly the result is frequently no better than donaldmax here.

The topic of the thread is whats important, people's own personal responses are kinda semi-irrelevant. Who cares I'm sure millions of people have seen old men jacking off, I'm sure millions of people have been raped by old men too. Bet that was an awkward moment. If you're looking for enriching discussion you clicked the wrong thread, this is mostly for a few laughs and some shared moments, and a little nostalgia too.

It's not even that far left, seeing an old man jacking it is just as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex. Is that really far left field. I think his post was completely relevant and not shocking at all. This IS the MOST awkward moment of your LIFE, after all. Gotta live up to the title.

[Donaldmax]

The topic of the thread is whats important, people's own personal responses are kinda semi-irrelevant. Who cares I'm sure millions of people have seen old men jacking off, I'm sure millions of people have been raped by old men too. Bet that was an awkward moment. If you're looking for enriching discussion you clicked the wrong thread, this is mostly for a few laughs and some shared moments, and a little nostalgia too.

It's not even that far left, seeing an old man jacking it is just as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex. Is that really far left field. I think his post was completely relevant and not shocking at all. This IS the MOST awkward moment of your LIFE, after all. Gotta live up to the title.

Couldn't have said it any better.
Redlion. Read the thread of the title before posting. I simply posted my most awkward moment and wanted others to share theirs. Please do realize, it was my MOST awkward moment of my life ok? I could post stuff about sitting in class with this girl for like 20 minutes. Only me and her and nobody else. And that we didn't even talk the whole time. But I felt that the moment I experienced in the library was the most awkward.

[semore]

I got caught masturbating by my mom when I was like 14 or 15 or something. I stayed home from school sick and I thought the coast was clear. But midway through she just walked into my room -_- I'll never forget that moment LOL

[Donaldmax]

I got caught masturbating by my mom when I was like 14 or 15 or something. I stayed home from school sick and I thought the coast was clear. But midway through she just walked into my room -_- I'll never forget that moment LOL

lolol. Did she act differently after?

[semore]

lol when she walked in her eyes kind of widened, and there was a good 5-8 seconds of awkward silence in which I scrambled to cover up. Then she just kind of acted like it didn't just happen and asked whatever she came into ask. & the whole thing was never spoken of or brought up, EVER.

[irradiata]

i took a massive crap over at a friend's house... then i couldn't figure out how to flush the toilet.

turns out they're environmentally friendly and turn off the water to the toilet when nobody's on it. i had crept off to do my business, so nobody turned on the water.

most awkward conversation of my life: "ummm... how do you flush your toilet?"

[Blackout]

Another awkward moment is when I called my teacher a 'Fat ass' and she heard it.

[artificial]

Hows this for an awkward moment:



2:56 onwards.

[Sinwin]

lol when she walked in her eyes kind of widened, and there was a good 5-8 seconds of awkward silence in which I scrambled to cover up. Then she just kind of acted like it didn't just happen and asked whatever she came into ask. & the whole thing was never spoken of or brought up, EVER.

LOL this is why locks are invented.

[Jake]

Post yours!
Mine is probably when I was sitting in the library and this really old guy was jacking off and making weird noises RIGHT ACROSS ME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzs_VkACuZk

[Sweeney]

You can't do that. Now you have to post it. You know you want to. You woulda just kept your mouth shut if you didn't.

No, the reason he posted is so that he could get a little bit of attention from people asking to hear the story.
Better just to ignore it.

[Blackout]

No, the reason he posted is so that he could get a little bit of attention from people asking to hear the story.
Better just to ignore it.

Such a smart person