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[Donaldmax]

Post yours!
Mine is probably when I was sitting in the library and this really old guy was jacking off and making weird noises RIGHT ACROSS ME.

Then I awkwardly moved to another table...

[Boggart]

My mom found a vibrator a co-worker bought for me as a joke gift when I was 19 that I completely forgot about

She found it while I was away on vacation and just left it on the bathroom counter... I still haven't talked to her about it.

[sircomflix]

My friend bought a giant black fist dildo for another one of my friends for his birthday. He was too sloshed to remember to take it from my car so it sat in my room for a bit. Parents saw it...

Not too bad I suppose.

[Sinwin]

Hmmm lol my awkward moment isn't sexual or anything. I went to a catholic grade school, and there was this one time I had to walk around with a cross. I was like "what am I suppose to do with this." I ended up failing at it. I went

[Faerhii]

Mine was the first time I went down on one of my ex's.. I was going to undo his belt buckle and didn't do it right and ended up smacking myself in the face with the end of his belt. It left a red mark for a few days.

[Chalk]

Mine was the first time I went down on one of my ex's.. I was going to undo his belt buckle and didn't do it right and ended up smacking myself in the face with the end of his belt. It left a red mark for a few days.

Hot.

[Blackout]

When my grandma was going through her recordings on her DVR and I forgot to delete 'The Bad Girls Club'.

[Boggart]

On Friday (this is for my friend) he got really baked and drunk and went up to his ex and yelled:

"WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER LET ME GO DOWN ON YOU? YOU NEVER LET ME EAT YOU OUT! YOU'RE SO SELFISH"

the girl then turned beat read and ran out of the room while the drunk guy then questioned her close friends, who followed suit and ran away xD

I feel bad for him in the morning.

[redlion]

Oh, we're taking this seriously?

I thought after 70~ views and no replies, we had come to the general consensus that this had to be a joke. Third confirmed sighting of a trollus superiorus.

[Neoquest]

I pissed myself when a dog jumped on me at my 6th birthday party.

[Donaldmax]

Oh, we're taking this seriously?

I thought after 70~ views and no replies, we had come to the general consensus that this had to be a joke. Third confirmed sighting of a trollus superiorus.

How is it a joke? I'm completely serious... This is a topic, just like any other topic in General Chat. How am I a troll?(If that's what you mean by trollus superiorus) Please do explain.
And what I said really did happen to me. I'm not even joking or making it up.

[Blackout]

How is it a joke? I'm completely serious... This is a topic, just like any other topic in General Chat. How am I a troll?(If that's what you mean by trollus superiorus) Please do explain.
And what I said really did happen to me. I'm not even joking or making it up.

Seems fake to me.

[Maloo]

Seems fake to me.

^ this 100x.
Donald, WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD??

[Kat]

I've had plenty of embarrassing moments.. but I can't think of the most awkward. Probably that time I was talking shit on some girl and she was right behind me. I can't remember what I said.. something about her being a hoe.. then I noticed her and glared at her. She had been a rude skank to me and my friends and deserved it, or so I thought. She started crying and said something about because her Dad didn't love her. I was like o_____________o and shut up after that. I felt kinda bad.. awkward.

[Blackout]

^ this 100x.
Donald, WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD??

Even if something like that would actually happen that's not something you randomly put out there. That's like me going up to random people mailing 'When I was 6, I saw a gay naked dude running down the street'.

[Bone]

Oh, we're taking this seriously?

I thought after 70~ views and no replies, we had come to the general consensus that this had to be a joke. Third confirmed sighting of a trollus superiorus.

Masterful.
10/10

[Blackout]

I've had plenty of embarrassing moments.. but I can't think of the most awkward. Probably that time I was talking shit on some girl and she was right behind me. I can't remember what I said.. something about her being a hoe.. then I noticed her and glared at her. She had been a rude skank to me and my friends and deserved it, or so I thought. She started crying and said something about because her Dad didn't love her. I was like o_____________o and shut up after that. I felt kinda bad.. awkward.

I remember back in 6th grade I was saying 'My damn health teacher took my phone, fat ass' he was right behind me and like 'OH YEAH?' everyone was laughing so hard.

[Donaldmax]

Even if something like that would actually happen that's not something you randomly put out there. That's like me going up to random people mailing 'When I was 6, I saw a gay naked dude running down the street'.

It was the most awkward moment of my life. He was reading this magazine and I just sat down at the table. Then I realized he was doing something... He also glanced at me. I don't see why I need to keep this a secret... I wonder what kind of conversations you have with your friends...

[Blackout]

It was the most awkward moment of my life. He was reading this magazine and I just sat down at the table. Then I realized he was doing something... He also glanced at me. I don't see why I need to keep this a secret... I wonder what kind of conversations you have with your friends...

LOL? You just told us you saw an old man masturbate and YOU THINK I HAVE WEIRD CONVERSATIONS? Dumb people.

[Maloo]

It was the most awkward moment of my life. He was reading this magazine and I just sat down at the table. Then I realized he was doing something... He also glanced at me. I don't see why I need to keep this a secret... I wonder what kind of conversations you have with your friends...

[Cory]

I've had plenty of embarrassing moments.. but I can't think of the most awkward. Probably that time I was talking shit on some girl and she was right behind me. I can't remember what I said.. something about her being a hoe.. then I noticed her and glared at her. She had been a rude skank to me and my friends and deserved it, or so I thought. She started crying and said something about because her Dad didn't love her. I was like o_____________o and shut up after that. I felt kinda bad.. awkward.

I read it as you were taking a shit on some girl. Was kinda strange.

Also, you're a jerk. >:{

[Rambo]

Oh, we're taking this seriously?

I thought after 70~ views and no replies, we had come to the general consensus that this had to be a joke. Third confirmed sighting of a trollus superiorus.

Why shouldn't this topic be taken seriously? This topic was going perfectly fine until you came in and flame-baited the member.

[Kat]

I read it as you were taking a shit on some girl. Was kinda strange.

Also, you're a jerk. >:{

i carn't type gud

she was the jerk first ;-; but i felt so bad after, lol

[Cory]

i carn't type gud

she was the jerk first ;-; but i felt so bad after, lol

She probably goes home and cries her self to sleep every night. You should have made friends instead. >:{


You should have felt bad. Jerk. >:{

[Kat]

She probably goes home and cries her self to sleep every night. You should have made friends instead. >:{


You should have felt bad. Jerk. >:{