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[Rambo]

Seriously, and I'm speaking seriously here, the most awkward moment in my life was reading your most awkward moment.
I thought you were gone? Fickle widdle Iansies, can't make up his mind

I lurk. Can't be arsed to be active if administrators/programmers are just going to disobey the rules if it suits them

[redlion]

I lurk. Can't be arsed to be active if administrators/programmers are just going to disobey the rules if it suits them

I hear ya. But you can't fix it from the outside, savvy?

[DanDoesWork]

Getting caught masturbating standing up? LOL

[Adam]

This is a sexual one lol...

When I was in California on a school trip I shared a hotel room with a friend of mine. My teacher said the hotel room isn't for hookups, but who is he kidding? We were horny bastard teenagers at the time, found a girl for each of us, and brought them back to the room. He had his bed on one side of the room and I had mine on the other side. After a ohhh 10-15 minutes of a little foreplay things got heavy...well let's just say about 15 seconds after they started going at it all of the sudden I hear "THAT WAS IT..? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" The chick my friend was with got her clothes on real fast and ran out the door.
I felt like such a dick laughing at him forever.
#awkward

[Zeer]

I have two involving a japanese bathhouse. I was in Japan for a month with a class (we were on an Archaeology dig, and the only place we could bathe was the local bathhouse). My most awkward moment was when I was sitting in one of the bathing pools, and this old Japanese woman next to me starts asking me all these questions about where my group was from. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying. D: Not only that, but bathing with all the girls was so weird in general. One of the girls was like 300 pounds and seeing her naked was like .....
Meanwhile, in the men's side of the bathhouse, one of my friends was getting dressed, and our professor walks up next to him naked and starts toweling off. After a long awkwardly silent minute, the prof turns to him and says "Soooo... what are your plans for tonight?"

[Chalk]

I have two involving a japanese bathhouse. I was in Japan for a month with a class (we were on an Archaeology dig, and the only place we could bathe was the local bathhouse). My most awkward moment was when I was sitting in one of the bathing pools, and this old Japanese woman next to me starts asking me all these questions about where my group was from. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying. D: Not only that, but bathing with all the girls was so weird in general. One of the girls was like 300 pounds and seeing her naked was like .....
Meanwhile, in the men's side of the bathhouse, one of my friends was getting dressed, and our professor walks up next to him naked and starts toweling off. After a long awkwardly silent minute, the prof turns to him and says "Soooo... what are your plans for tonight?"

LOL.
Culture shocks are as awkward as they can get.

[SamTheMan]

I have two involving a japanese bathhouse. I was in Japan for a month with a class (we were on an Archaeology dig, and the only place we could bathe was the local bathhouse). My most awkward moment was when I was sitting in one of the bathing pools, and this old Japanese woman next to me starts asking me all these questions about where my group was from. I couldn't understand half of what she was saying. D: Not only that, but bathing with all the girls was so weird in general. One of the girls was like 300 pounds and seeing her naked was like .....
Meanwhile, in the men's side of the bathhouse, one of my friends was getting dressed, and our professor walks up next to him naked and starts toweling off. After a long awkwardly silent minute, the prof turns to him and says "Soooo... what are your plans for tonight?"

I wonder if they do that normally in Japan or just that class

[Chalk]

I wonder if they do that normally in Japan or just that class

Bathhouse stuff sounds cultural to me.

[GothicxToy]

grand parents recently moved into a new house, so i didn't know the layout of the house. I opened the door, thinking it was the bathroom when in truth it was my grand parent's room and my gramps was nude from the waist down X_X

[Sage]

My mom and grandma finding my vibrator, and mom coming out to hand it back to me in the living room of our house--while my stepdad was sitting next to me--was pretty gruesome.