"Kitty Cat orgasmed approximately once an hour, she said, except when the violinist came in and played Brahm’s Hungarian Dance number 5. Then she had four orgasms. “I’m probably a little sore,” she said afterward, “but not any more than after a good night of rolling in the hay.” As her reward she received free dildos and a pair of thong underwear"
Damn dude, once an hour? Amateur! I need to get in on this, free dildos and thongs! \o/