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#1 Random

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:31 PM

I'll just leave this here.



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    #2 James

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:36 PM

    What great role-models.

    #3 redlion

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:42 PM

    You have my undivided attention.

    #4 Keil

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 06:28 PM

    I can totally see all the players unconsciously twitching convulsing at halftime.

    I'd pay good money to see this! When I say good money, I mean the $0.53 in my pocket.

    #5 rapmastahc

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 09:37 PM

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    And I thought this was a bad idea...

    Edited by imbiez, 09 February 2012 - 09:37 PM.


    #6 redlion

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:08 PM

    DUDE. Slamball was tha shit.

    I haven't thought about it in years, but it was definitely one of the best extreme sports out there.

    #7 Irradium

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:42 PM

    I really hope this doesn't become a proper sport. I mean, come on, a bunch of people running around with a ball and tasers. Fuck dude, me and my mates could do this if we had the right equipment. Not only is it degrading to the players, and not applicable , but I can't help imagining how moronic I'd feel if I was actually interested enough to watch a game. Not only as Cold said, 'great 'role models', but also, how would you live with the humiliation. Get tased enough times, no matter what voltage, you will grow weary, pass out and start twitching around on the floor, which is always good, right?

    #8 Elindoril

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    Posted 09 February 2012 - 11:43 PM

    Get tased enough times, no matter what voltage, you will grow weary, pass out and start twitching around on the floor, which is always good, right?

    This is probably what the majority of the paying customers are actually paying to see.

    #9 Drakonid

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    Posted 10 February 2012 - 07:23 AM

    I really hope this doesn't become a proper sport. I mean, come on, a bunch of people running around with a ball and tasers. Fuck dude, me and my mates could do this if we had the right equipment. Not only is it degrading to the players, and not applicable , but I can't help imagining how moronic I'd feel if I was actually interested enough to watch a game. Not only as Cold said, 'great 'role models', but also, how would you live with the humiliation. Get tased enough times, no matter what voltage, you will grow weary, pass out and start twitching around on the floor, which is always good, right?


    Hit your head enough times, no matter how hard, and your brain will turn into mush.
    What's your point?

    #10 ilovepolkadots

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    Posted 10 February 2012 - 08:17 AM

    I really hope this doesn't become a proper sport. I mean, come on, a bunch of people running around with a ball and tasers. Fuck dude, me and my mates could do this if we had the right equipment. Not only is it degrading to the players, and not applicable , but I can't help imagining how moronic I'd feel if I was actually interested enough to watch a game. Not only as Cold said, 'great 'role models', but also, how would you live with the humiliation. Get tased enough times, no matter what voltage, you will grow weary, pass out and start twitching around on the floor, which is always good, right?



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    i don't think we have to worry about it

    #11 Nymh

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    Posted 10 February 2012 - 08:35 AM

    Pfft. looks like a bunch of hyped up jerks running back and forth like idiots with an over-sized soccer ball. Actually come to think of it that's exactly what it is.

    I would much rather see dudes beating the shit out of each other than electrocuting each other. Unless one of them loses control of their bodily functions or something.

    #12 themaskedmongoose

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    Posted 10 February 2012 - 01:39 PM

    This is sport? what ever happened to Roman gladiators and Battle Royale that history and sci fi promised us Posted Image


    Edit: also I thought it would be more like soccer except the ball would electrocute people**

    Edited by themaskedmongoose, 10 February 2012 - 01:42 PM.


    #13 redlion

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    Posted 10 February 2012 - 06:50 PM

    Edit: also I thought it would be more like soccer except the ball would electrocute people**

    Yeah, that was my first thought too. Then I watched the video and the tasers weren't prominently featured so I lost interest.


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