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[daboss]

I love this show so much!

 

Khal draga all the way!

[Strategist]

I love this show so much!

 

Khal draga all the way!

*Drogo.....

[Bone]

I just lost access to HBO, does anyone have any recommended ~alternate~ methods of watching, preferably on Sundays? PM me if you are kind enough.

[Melchoire]

I just lost access to HBO, does anyone have any recommended ~alternate~ methods of watching, preferably on Sundays? PM me if you are kind enough.

 

The bay of pirates. Search for the latest episode, at around 7:15 PST.

[Bone]

The bay of pirates. Search for the latest episode, at around 7:15 PST.

 

I guess that only leaves an hour and 15 minutes for potential spoilers. Thanks!

[luvsmyncis]

 

His eyes were so purdy in this scene. <3

 

But the real star of this episode...

[Drakonid]

The episode was a fucking soap...

[luvsmyncis]

The episode was a fucking soap...

 

In King Slanding...

Sansa: I have to marry a midget

Margery: I hear he's experienced. It takes years of practice to please a lady.

Sansa: *turns dramatically towards the camera, a tear rolls down her cheek* My father killed Lady.

 

Meanwhile...

Shae: This chain is ugly.

Tyrone: But you'll always be my lady. Whore. My lady whore.

Shae: *turns dramatically towards the camera, a tear rolls down her cheek* Your funny lady whore.

 

Elsewhere:

Joffrey: Hi grandpa. Tell me one of your stories.

Tywin: I'll tell you whatever you need to know, when you need to know it, when I feel like telling it to you.

Joffry: *seethes*

 

And in the North...

Osha: I want you boys to stop talking.

Bran: But we're bored, and we're just kids.

Osha: *turns dramatically towards the camera* I had to burn me hut down once.

Hordor: Hordor.

 

Meanwhile...

 

Guy from Pirates of the Carribean: Do you love him? You love him because he's pretty?

Danny Elfman's Long Lost Daughter: *turns dramatically towards the camera* DUH. 

 

And the King of the North.

Robb: *fucks Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter* 

Talisisasa: There's something I need to tell you. *turns dramatically towards the camera* I'm having your baby!

Robb: *turns dramatically towards the camera* MAYBE IT'S TWINS.

 

Suddenly... A BEAR.

[Bone]

You forgot the scene where Daenerys becomes a bloodthirsty Harriet Tubman. With dragons.

[Mishelle]

I know I wasn't the only person getting lez vibes between Marg and Sansa.

[Pilot]

 

 

 

Sometimes I watch softcore for the plot too

[luvsmyncis]

You forgot the scene where Daenerys becomes a bloodthirsty Harriet Tubman. With dragons.

 

Oh yeah. For some reason I always forget about her parts.

It must be because I don't like the dessert. Or albinos.

[Drakonid]

Maybe because she's the most irrelevant character in the saga.

[Bone]

Maybe because she's the most irrelevant character in the saga.

[Drakonid]

Too bad

Spoiler

she will die in Essos.
Speculation is not spoilers.

Edited by punkrockbigmouth, 17 May 2013 - 12:36 PM.
Some people think you're telling the truth, because you've read the books. The biggest spoiler is that you are full of crap!

[luvsmyncis]

For the sake of the people who haven't gotten this far in the books, or are only watching the series, let's put spoilers behind spoiler tags, shall we?

Spoiler

Even if you're completely FULL OF SHIT.

 

If it happens again, I will cut the skin off your pinky, starve you for days, and then have sexy naked women rub your penis.

[luvsmyncis]

WTF I HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE????

*Dragon screeching noise*

[Bone]

WTF I HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE????

*Dragon screeching noise*

 

More like irritating Stark girl whimpering noise. The Sansa to dragons ratio was terrible this episode.

[luvsmyncis]

More like irritating Stark girl whimpering noise. The Sansa to dragons ratio was terrible this episode.

You shut your dirty little whore mouth, Targaryen sympathizer. Sansa is a true survivor. The real queen of the 7 Kingdoms. She's going to curtsy and "If you please, my lord" all the way to the top.

[Boggart]

You shut your dirty little whore mouth, Targaryen sympathizer. Sansa is a true survivor. The real queen of the 7 Kingdoms. She's going to curtsy and "If you please, my lord" all the way to the top.

I'm on season 2 episode 8. It's like Walking Dead. If I like a character, I shouldn't because they'll probably die soon.

 

I only like Tyrion Lannister out of that crew. Arya is kinda cool. Sansa sucks. I like the direwolves more than the children.

I actually love Daenerys. I dunno why. Her plot line seems so out of place with everything else, but she has nice boobs.

 

Osha had lopsided boobs. I kinda like her, so she'll probably die soon.

[Gee]

WTF I HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS FOR THE NEXT EPISODE????

*Dragon screeching noise*

 

 

 

 

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

How will I get my Sunday night fix? GDI. 

Edited by Gee, 20 May 2013 - 09:05 AM.

[Pilot]

I'd let Melisandre leech me all day any day

[Mishelle]

I thought we were actually going to get some penis on this show finally to balance out all the unnecessary female nudity. Why does every man have sex with his pants on?

[Futurama]

I heard there's boobs in GoT. I'm going to need proof of this before I decide to start watching it.

[Boggart]

I thought we were actually going to get some penis on this show finally to balance out all the unnecessary female nudity. Why does every man have sex with his pants on?

I remember there was one scene where two people were fucking. and then they break apart and he's COMPLETELY soft. Which is fine, you don't exactly what to show your erect penis to the world, but why would they not choose a scene where it would make sense for them to be flaccid. I chuckled. Unless maybe the girl enjoyed the feeling of a soft penis pressed up against her. MMMMMMMMM.

 

I think I've only seen penis twice. i've seen a lot of tits. And a few vaginas. No buttholes yet!