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[Metigue]

Perfect conditions for noit to grow - I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

Edited by Metigue, 08 May 2012 - 04:19 AM.

[Frizzle]

Im sorry to all you new ish people 2011'ers etc because im sure many of you are deserving of being credited for Upstanding Citizenship but I just dont have a fucking clue who you are.

"Member Since 07 Sep 2009"

[Georgina]

"Member Since 07 Sep 2009"

Yep. Well done, you can read!

Only stating the fact that I have been inactive for about 12 months so I can't comment on the members I have had no interaction with.

[Frizzle]

Redundant point.

[Bone]

i lol'ed, i will tell you what. I have never done anyone wrong on this forum, in real life i help people who truly dont deserve it, i have helped people that people walk by and ignore. i donate insane amounts of money to people who really are hurt, hell few months ago i had 2 close friends, sisters take their car to my mechanic, both of these girls work like 2 or 3 jobs. anyway- he told them 100 dollars to fix their engine etc..

truthfully the repair was 1200. it was complete rebuild for their subaru. but i told him not to tell them and he didnt, he charged them 100 and i covered all the rest. and even til this day they still dont know, why? why would i tell them to tbh? they are the sweetest most loyal girls i know and they barely make rent month to month, i make enough to where if i can help someone so be it. they can have the shirt off my back. yeah, i took up dancing and me and my ex gf split up. well thats a choice we both decided would be best. does she hate me? somewhat. but we are talking again. maybe we'll even get back together?. doubt it.

only reason i typed this, is i dont like to be considerd an asshole. but if you think i am, so be it. just a typical guy. that is all i have to say, i possibly have helped quite a few of you and you dont even know it. ^.~ food for thought.

[luvsmyncis]

Every time some hobo comes up and asks me for money, I give them some money. If I'm outside smoking and someone asks to bum a cigarette, I give them one. If I'm in line at the grocery store and I have a cartfull of shit and some lady gets in line behind me with only a box of tampons, I let her cut in front of me. I almost always tip 15%. When the lady at Walmart asks me if I want to donate a dollar to whatever-the-fuck they're collecting donations for, I'll donate. If my brother wants to spend a shit load of money at some stupid Mastodon concert, I'll pay for it. I spent months making a baby blanket for some lady in Germany who had a baby. Some assholes on a Neopets board felt comfortable giving me their home addressed, so I sent them Christmas cards. Whenever a patient starts crying when I'm at work, I give them a tissue and compassionate reassurance. If someone asks me "Do you work here?" and I don't work there, I help them find what they're looking for anyway. If an old lady is trying to get a 12 pack of soda into the backseat of her car, I'll run up and help her. My friend was out of work and volunteered to help us replace the starter in my mom's car, and I sent her $200 for her trouble. She cried! Sometimes when I was a child, I would purposely take the blame for something my sisters did wrong, just so they wouldn't be punished. If my mom asks me if those pants make her look fat, I tell her gently, "No. It's your fat that makes you look fat."

WHO GIVES A FUCK? I'M STILL AN ASSHOLE.

[luvsmyncis]

but your not.
give it up.

I totally am. Trust me. Afterall, I've known me my whole life. I have been very self aware of my abrasive and negative personality from a young age. I know my virtues and my failings. Everyone that is close to me can see that I am a crude asshole and accepts me for it, and it doesn't offend me if anyone thinks poorly of me because at the end of the day, I can love myself for all I am.

Anyone who posts about how decent and kind and giving they are as a response to someone calling them an asshole has just proven that they are an asshole. I don't think constantly drawing attention to how great you are is a non-asshole quality. Sorry! But it really shouldn't matter what some bitter spinster asshole bitch on a Neopets forum thinks of you, so get over it. I only used your name as an example in my original post because you are the first person I thought of who never came here for the Neopets.

[luvsmyncis]

You seem like you're feeling sad, so here's a gif to comfort you.

There, there.

[Galadriel]

Am I the only one who doesn't give hobos money?

[Sweeney]

i lol'ed, i will tell you what. I have never done anyone wrong on this forum, in real life i help people who truly dont deserve it, i have helped people that people walk by and ignore. i donate insane amounts of money to people who really are hurt, hell few months ago i had 2 close friends, sisters take their car to my mechanic, both of these girls work like 2 or 3 jobs. anyway- he told them 100 dollars to fix their engine etc..

truthfully the repair was 1200. it was complete rebuild for their subaru. but i told him not to tell them and he didnt, he charged them 100 and i covered all the rest. and even til this day they still dont know, why? why would i tell them to tbh? they are the sweetest most loyal girls i know and they barely make rent month to month, i make enough to where if i can help someone so be it. they can have the shirt off my back. yeah, i took up dancing and me and my ex gf split up. well thats a choice we both decided would be best. does she hate me? somewhat. but we are talking again. maybe we'll even get back together?. doubt it.

only reason i typed this, is i dont like to be considerd an asshole. but if you think i am, so be it. just a typical guy. that is all i have to say, i possibly have helped quite a few of you and you dont even know it. ^.~ food for thought.

Did you genuinely expect anyone to take this seriously?

Giving away incongruously large amounts of money is one of the easiest ways to compensate for being an asshole. It doesn't make you less of one. It makes you more of one.
Especially when you start using these flamboyant displays as evidence for your kind-hearted generosity.

And I have to say, not telling somebody that you've helped them, and then holding it over their head as an incentive, or threat, is like super saiyan assholery.

Come on now, sort it out.

[Irradium]

Am I the only one who doesn't give hobos money?

No. But then again, I've never met a 'hobo', as you call them. Sheltered upbringing FTW.
However, I give plenty of money away to my friends and sometimes buy them food. If you count that, then until someone else says so, you are the only one. If not, then you're not alone; we can be bastards together.

[redlion]

Did you genuinely expect anyone to take this seriously?

Giving away incongruously large amounts of money is one of the easiest ways to compensate for being an asshole. It doesn't make you less of one. It makes you more of one.
Especially when you start using these flamboyant displays as evidence for your kind-hearted generosity.

And I have to say, not telling somebody that you've helped them, and then holding it over their head as an incentive, or threat, is like super saiyan assholery.

Come on now, sort it out.

I'm glad I didn't have to type it out. Do you drink joe? Because I feel drunk after reading that swill.

I still wonder why people aren't completely honest on the internet. It's not like you're any better at lying than you are in real life.

[Sweeney]

I do drink... But not at 9am on a Saturday morning =P

(And I should add, I don't necessarily think he's lying. From what I've seen, he certanily seems the type to have more money than sense. It's just that that entire post struck me as violently contradictory and counterproductive.)

[trizzle]

Am I the only one who doesn't give hobos money?

Nope but I'll tell you all a little hobo story as we seem to be going off-topic anyhow.

Last weekend the Year 10s in my school (these are like 15-16 year olds for those unfamiliar with the British education system) decided they were going to have this big-ass, fucking wild party. However to make aforementioned party truly memorable of course they needed copious amounts of alcohol. So, they clubbed together and donated to a booze fund and made their merry way into town.

Now obviously they couldn't buy it themselves, but who do we think they chose to do the deed? Some old-looking friend with fake ID? Some beloved 18 year old brother willing to help out? Some mischievous uncle of theirs? Nope.

They found a tramp on the street, gave him £90. But they weren't stupid, oh-ho nooo, they took his dog! They said "Right just to make sure you don't just run away with out money, we're going to keep your dog til you come back!"

I'm sure you can hazard a guess as to what happened...

[luvsmyncis]

I'm sure you can hazard a guess as to what happened...

... the dog lived happily ever after?

[trizzle]

... the dog lived happily ever after?

I'll never know! It tried to bite them so they dropped it and it ran off in the direction of its newly-wealthy owner

[Irradium]

I'll never know! It tried to bite them so they dropped it and it ran off in the direction of its newly-wealthy owner

What a bunch of muppets!
Thank you trizzle, you have made my morning!

[NapisaurusRex]

I don't give hobos money. Jeez, there was this one chick who stood on the corner begging on the way to work and she was nine months pregnant for two years straight. I have better things to do with my money than buy padding and crack for people.

[luvsmyncis]

I don't give hobos money. Jeez, there was this one chick who stood on the corner begging on the way to work and she was nine months pregnant for two years straight. I have better things to do with my money than buy padding and crack for people.

I don't think that is padding. There's always a female hobo around here who looks like she has a pregnant belly, but I think she's just swollen. Sick, you know? I know it wasn't padding, because I've had the misfortune of seeing her in out in public wearing nothing but a hospital gown.

But I don't give HER money, because once she came into the drug store I work at, started rubbing sunscreen on herself and put the bottle back on the shelf, and then cursed me out when I asked her to stop. Another time, she peed in aisle two, and the manager made ME clean it up. So... uh. No money for her because she has no manners.

[Sweeney]

Kwashiorkor!

[luvsmyncis]

Kwashiorkor!

Well, I had to google that. I thought it was some Superman villain I never heard of. But yeah, something like that or some kind of cirrhosis or infection.

[trizzle]

Well, I had to google that. I thought it was some Superman villain I never heard of. But yeah, something like that or some kind of cirrhosis or infection.

...ohhh I thought it was some tribal war cry against the hobos!

[Georgina]

...ohhh I thought it was some tribal war cry against the hobos!

Somehow, I can't quite picture Sweeney conversing with many hobos.....

[Sweeney]

It's the only condition I know of that could plausibly be mistaken for pregnancy. Not that I'm an expert in weird diseases.

[NapisaurusRex]

I don't think that is padding. There's always a female hobo around here who looks like she has a pregnant belly, but I think she's just swollen. Sick, you know? I know it wasn't padding, because I've had the misfortune of seeing her in out in public wearing nothing but a hospital gown.

This one had a sign saying she was pregnant. It's one thing to be fat/swollen, but it's a whole other thing to pretend it's a baby in there.