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[Jewbert]

I think I'm doing pretty well, actually. He has amazing fingers. And we've been together for a year and a half now, so idk. We just kinda... stop at the putting it in part. Also I'm fucking paranoid about getting pregnant, and we don't waste money on condoms. But hell yeah, we enjoy it. I don't know how I ever lived without orgasms.

I spit though. I hate swallowing.

All I gotta say is - after getting on the pill and not using condoms anymore, I got spoiled. Badly. Nothing compares to it.
inb4 diseases and stuff. We are checked and all that good stuff.

[Nymh]

I spit though. I hate swallowing.

O.O

I don't understand women who spit. IT'S ALREADY IN YOUR MOUTH. What does spitting accomplish? It doesn't remove the taste, and the sperm die when they hit the acids in the stomach.

If I was a dude, and a woman spit out my seed, I think I would be pretty offended.

[Mishelle]

Ugh I hate those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms. Who does that actually feel good for? It feels like I'm being fucked with a Victorian Washboard.

[Jewbert]

Ugh I hate those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms. Who does that actually feel good for? It feels like I'm being fucked with a Victorian Washboard.

Condoms are just. . . ehh. After not using them for so long, I wouldn't want to have to go back. I agree with your statement.

O.O

I don't understand women who spit. IT'S ALREADY IN YOUR MOUTH. What does spitting accomplish? It doesn't remove the taste, and the sperm die when they hit the acids in the stomach.

If I was a dude, and a woman spit out my seed, I think I would be pretty offended.

Yeah I think spitting would be nastier than swallowing. Gross.

[Mishelle]

I only go condomless when I'm monogamous. Well even then I've had to use condoms because I managed to fuck up my bc (thank god for nuva ring) I really like the trojan ecstasy fire and ice. At one point I thought the condom had slipped off because it felt like nothing was there but we checked and it was still on.

[idontknow951]

The consistency maybe? Idk lol

What does it even feel or taste like anyways?

[Futurama]

What does it even feel or taste like anyways?

...........................................This guy.

[Mishelle]

salty snot.

[Futurama]

salty snot.

That's why us guys just have to get it all over you girls faces, you're used to snot all over your face when your sick...what's the difference if it's sperm??!?!

inb4 all the girls try to stone me to death.

[idontknow951]

...........................................This guy.

It's not like you weren't ever curious about it either

[Futurama]

It's not like you weren't ever curious about it either

I don't ever plan on tasting sperm, so no, not really curious.

[idontknow951]

I don't ever plan on tasting sperm, so no, not really curious.

Neither do I.

[Mishelle]

The only reason I swallow is because I'll be damned if I get cum in my expensive sheets. I paid too much money for that shit and those stains are a bitch to get out.

[idontknow951]

The only reason I swallow is because I'll be damned if I get cum in my expensive sheets. I paid too much money for that shit and those stains are a bitch to get out.

You could just walk to the washroom...

[Mishelle]

and just keep it in my mouth for that walk? Ew.

[Futurama]

The only reason I swallow is because I'll be damned if I get cum in my expensive sheets. I paid too much money for that shit and those stains are a bitch to get out.

Umm you're getting body sweat and everything else on your sheets....why not just I don't know...not have sex on your expensive sheets?

[idontknow951]

and just keep it in my mouth for that walk? Ew.

Sounds just as bad as swallowing...

It's a bit like swallowing oysters or big loogies.

[Sweeney]

That's why us guys just have to get it all over you girls faces, you're used to snot all over your face when your sick...what's the difference if it's sperm??!?!

inb4 all the girls try to stone me to death.

I know you think you're really funny. But you're not.

[trizzle]

I know you think you're really funny. But you're not.

Well that seemed unnecessary

I don't really mind swallowing it's not a big deal - I don't really think sperm is that bad And if it makes the guy happy that's all good.

[idontknow951]

Well that seemed unnecessary

I don't really mind swallowing it's not a big deal - I don't really think sperm is that bad And if it makes the guy happy that's all good.

No reason like I don't want to get my expensive sheets dirty?

[trizzle]

No reason like I don't want to get my expensive sheets dirty?

Nope haha I don't have expensive sheets I think it just spoils the moment and mood a bit if you have to go and hoike it out into a bin or sink or tissue or whatever

[idontknow951]

Nope haha I don't have expensive sheets I think it just spoils the moment and mood a bit if you have to go and hoike it out into a bin or sink or tissue or whatever

Well I think the moment is over by the time that happens

[idontknow951]

Because any form of sex is all about the man, right?
Uhh, no.

His turn to return the favor

That's for another day

[luvsmyncis]

That's for another day

You've never had sex.