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#151 Yung

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:37 PM

Who said you were like frogs? I don't think so, I like frogs.


Animals should follow only one path. But frogs are arrogant, creatures of earth and water.

But after reading your story, I feel that it's applicable to put the neocodex community into the role of the frog, and you into the role of the firefly. After all, it is "we" who accepted you into our ranks. But as in most things I post, this is just my opinion.

This is an interesting opinion. I find your analogy very appropriate.



#152 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:42 PM

Yes, and your point is?

Mine was Silver made a good point, if you ever made a clever point I'll say the same to you.

Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 06:44 PM.


#153 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:45 PM

Ribbit

#154 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:46 PM

Mooooooo

#155 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:49 PM

Meow

Gobble, gobble, oh wait a minute, wrong thread for that.

Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 06:49 PM.


#156 Yung

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:51 PM

Yes, and your point is?


My point was blatantly obvious.

#157 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:53 PM

Personally, I think the direction Kiwi and I were going in is much more productive then this fighting.

#158 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 06:55 PM

My point was blatantly obvious.

I don't see it. Nor do I see what that sweet woman sees in you either. I must assume you have one even bigger than me.

Personally, I think the direction Kiwi and I were going in is much more productive then this fighting.

Its funnier, also. Funny is good.

#159 Maloo

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:02 PM

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Do I really need to say anything?

#160 Norava

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:02 PM

I was chased by a goose once. True (and terrifying) story.


FUCKING GEESE PECKED ME AS A CHILD. FUCK YOU GEESE. FUCK YOU. I JUST WANTED TO FEED YOU SOME FUCKING BREAD AND YOU HAD TO ATTACK ME.

#161 Nymh

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:03 PM

Hahaha I was looking for a gif to post here and I found this one

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This has nothing to do with what I was looking for a gif about but I LOVE IT

#162 Yung

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:03 PM

He was +2 not five minutes ago.

#163 Maloo

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:05 PM

He was +2 not five minutes ago.

I decided it was time for me to use my -reps for a good cause.

Edited by Maloo, 01 August 2012 - 07:06 PM.


#164 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:14 PM

FUCKING GEESE PECKED ME AS A CHILD. FUCK YOU GEESE. FUCK YOU. I JUST WANTED TO FEED YOU SOME FUCKING BREAD AND YOU HAD TO ATTACK ME.

Yes, Geese are like that. I used to raise Geese, and if they think you are their parent they are the most loyal creatures you'd ever meet. They mate for life, they will fight unto the death to save their mate. It could be he thought you were too close to his mate.

I think I was down to negative twelve for awhile. I think I'm like asparagus, either you like it, or you hate it.

#165 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:20 PM

You make pee smell funny? D:

#166 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:21 PM

Why did someone give Maloo a negative, she's a nice girl, DON'T DO THAT!

You make pee smell funny? D:

Are you up for the experiment?

#167 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:24 PM

Unfortunately I tend to test out of any prospective study group. I'm a smoker. Maybe next time.

#168 Drakonid

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:30 PM

I decided it was time for me to use my -reps for a good cause.

admitting to rep abuse? not the smartest move...

#169 Maeghan

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:31 PM

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Indeed good sir!

#170 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:21 PM

Unfortunately I tend to test out of any prospective study group. I'm a smoker. Maybe next time.

Oh dang it, Tobacco is one of the sacred plants, you are just that much sexier with the delight essence of Tobacco in your hair and skin. *sigh* Yet I am very married, and my life, my love, my honour is pledged to another. Nay, more than pledged, she has a knife with my name on it, made by my hand, of good flint and semi-precious stones embedded into moose antler. May she take my worthless hide if I ever betray her, even for a hum-dinger of a time.


admitting to rep abuse? not the smartest move...

NO SIR, she did not. She is angry at me, she gave her honest opinion, that is not rep abuse in the slightest.

Indeed good sir!


P.S. Maggie Maeghan, no sooner had I laughed at your cats expelling partially digested cat food, dang if my Uno Kitty did not crawl under the Baby Grand and cover the corner with hair, cat food and digestive juices. Talk about your ironies.

Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 08:25 PM.


#171 idontknow951

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:22 PM

Wow, this thread is still going?

#172 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 09:05 PM

Wow, this thread is still going?

Shitfire, it is pretty messed up, isn't it? I was going to work on the prose about how the Last Warrior has to confront the damned soul of his first wife before meeting the darkling demon that is coming to destroy the world.

In that moment, the smile faded from her face, they eyes that had sparkled, became deep wells showing nothing but anger.

"Why not", her voice barely controlled, "I'm in hell, because of your sorry weak ass".

"Wife", the last warrior cast his eyes downward, "what you say is true. I failed you. I was supposed to be there, it was by my hand that I was supposed to relieve you of your suffering, not by yours was the knife meant. I though you didn' have the strength, I thought you".
She mocked, "You thought, you thought, you thought. Well all I could think about was the pain, hadn't I endured enough carrying that child, it and the cancer killing me quickly, turning me into this". With those words, for a moment she was again as he'd last seen her, her face convulsed from pain, her eyes mad, her body a skeleton obscene with the seven month swell of the child she'd refuse to abort. She became the nightmare, that still awoke him thirty years after he'd laid her bones to rest.

Edited by coltom, 01 August 2012 - 08:55 PM.


#173 Sweeney

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:51 AM

Jesus fucking Christ.
I go to bed for one night and you all forget that we changed the purpose of the thread.

Idiots.

#174 Waser Lave

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 01:59 AM

Jesus fucking Christ.
I go to bed for one night and you all forget that we changed the purpose of the thread.

Idiots.


We mustn't have reached escape velocity.

#175 Guest_coltom_*

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Posted 02 August 2012 - 05:33 AM

We mustn't have reached escape velocity.

That's Major Tom, wrong person.


We mustn't have reached escape velocity.




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