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[onlyme]

You have some crazy teachers over there, dear Georgie! I am happy you made it out of school in one piece.

I once called my gym teacher pedophile and got an E then,

My religions teacher startet crying, when he talked about Jesus, what made me tell him, he should go get another job. He hugged me. Weirdest experience in my life so far!

[Dazz]

We had this shitty lesson that was to make us all work in groups for team building and such, anyways no one ever did anything except talk which led to the teacher getting pissy. She constantly tried to get everyone working but i guess after a few weeks of us doing nothing she finally snapped, shouted and told us all to piss off, then proceeded to walk into her invisible office (she even slammed the invisible door) and that was the last we had that lesson .

Also in geography we have this teacher who could pull off a great santa, anyways he was showing us all photos of his trip to egypt and he got to one photo of him standing with someone in front of a pyramid. The boy next to me wasn't paying attention as usual and took a small glance at the photo before shouting "who's that man?". To which the teacher replied "That's my wife...". Twas a chin dropping moment xD

[Nymh]

My choir teacher was a drunk. He was a fantastic musician but the oppression of working for the school sucked the life out of him. He hated working where he did, but he loved his job. He was always so conflicted. One day before class I had gone into his office for something and he made a comment about the school. I said, "Mr. Gibson. If you hate your job so much, why don't you just quit?"

He transformed. He beamed at me. He said, "Thank you, Cristen! Thank you!" He led me out of his office, taught our class, and then left and never came back.

[kidbit]

in school we had this art teacher who we already thought was really weird. then we got to know that several years before her house burnt to pieces with her husband inside and she slept by the side of his corpse for days after that D:

[Juturna]

There's always really stupid and amusing things happening here. Of course, they're little, and not anything major, and probably not interesting to an outsider.

On friday, one of the kids here got his finger stuck in the router in the Woodshop room. He didn't have to go to the hospital, but apparently he got his the entire meat of the tip of his finger cut off. He just wore a bandage for the rest of the day.

And the other day somebody tricked a kid into thinking there was a 10 dollar bill on the ground while we wer eon the bus, and he wanted to get it. So the bus driver let him off, and when we went back 2 minutes later to pick him uup (After another drop off) there was no 10 dollar bill.

I also remember when our teachers did 'Pants on the ground." for the school talent show.

[Turnip]

in school we had this art teacher who we already thought was really weird. then we got to know that several years before her house burnt to pieces with her husband inside and she slept by the side of his corpse for days after that D:

Jesus, what.... o.o
Why are art teachers always either insane, or hate art?? aaaaaaa D:

[Alodielle]

I got to watch my high school art teacher get led away in handcuffs.

He was apparently carrying on a sexual relationship with one of the underage juniors. He had a vast collection of photos he'd taken of her in various states of undress... all of them shot on school grounds.

[Elindoril]

Unfortunately the shirt guy is repeating last week by wearing the same shirts. It pains me to see that he has so few shirts and that I can no longer look forward to what silly shirt he'll wear to class.

On a side note, we played board games instead of actually working today.

[Turnip]

He was apparently carrying on a sexual relationship with one of the underage juniors. He had a vast collection of photos he'd taken of her in various states of undress... all of them shot on school grounds.

Did he share them/was she ugly?? :0

[Nymh]

My 8th grade science teacher was a severe and impatient man. Our school was in an old POW camp that had been converted into a school so it had several buildings, like a mini-campus. A lot of the classrooms were in their own little building. His classroom had two doors. One morning before class he had unlocked the front door to his room but forgotten to unlock the back door. The kids coming to his class for second period were coming from a building behind his, so they were headed to his back door. With the door being locked, they figured he would know that they were out there and come unlock the door. They stood out there for 5-10 minutes waiting for him to come unlock the door so they could come in. When he came out, he was furious that they would all just stand there waiting around and wasting time, so he lined them all up on the stage and paddled every single one of them.

One of the girls that he paddled was on the "do not paddle" list. Her father was outraged when he heard about his daughter being paddled that night. The father came to the school the next day, met the teacher in the parking lot behind his classroom, and beat the shit out of him.

The teacher had to take a sabbatical and go to anger management classes. He came back a couple of months later and resumed teaching like nothing had happened.

[Alodielle]

Did he share them/was she ugly?? :0

He only went after the really pretty ones. This was before social networking, so I don't think the photos got around... but she did immediately transfer schools to avoid the judgment and ridicule.

[Boggart]

My cousin got a teacher fired because they were being so disruptive that he threw a bible at them lmao

[trizzle]

Our old music teacher was dismissed and criminally charge for having an affair with an underage female student. When the story was in the papers it was also found out that before he taught, he was a gigolo

[Boggart]

My band teacher (who quit mysteriously all of a sudden) was discovered for cheating on his wife who was recently diagnosed with cancer. He was also in charge of the Volleyball... i dunno, organisation, in Canada and there was always a younger woman attending all the things alongside of him (she was a coach) and that was the other woman.

But it's okay, his wife was also having an affair (rumour has it that the other guy was also a cancer patient bahaha).

[Bone]

My 7th grade science teacher was basically a massive douche and nobody liked him. He had a large box, almost like a treasure chest, in the corner of the room. On the first day of class, he warned us to never EVER open the box. It was labeled with several signs warning any student who approached it.

Out of fear, no one touched it until the end of the school year. On the last day of school, a few of my friends and I (the daredevils we were) decided to open the box. It was full of dirt and worms. Not compost, just...worms. To this day, I wonder what they were for...

[Trichomes]

My 7th grade science teacher was basically a massive douche and nobody liked him. He had a large box, almost like a treasure chest, in the corner of the room. On the first day of class, he warned us to never EVER open the box. It was labeled with several signs warning any student who approached it.

Out of fear, no one touched it until the end of the school year. On the last day of school, a few of my friends and I (the daredevils we were) decided to open the box. It was full of dirt and worms. Not compost, just...worms. To this day, I wonder what they were for...

Snacks!

I've repressed all of my middle/high school memories, not that anything interesting ever happened anyway.

[Nymh]

I missed a lot of classes in high school because I was very active in extracurricular activities and also worked part time at the local theatre. When I would miss a test or homework assignment in geometry or trigonometry (the same teacher taught both classes) my teacher would just give me a 100 on the assignment because he knew I would get a 100 anyway. I always thought that was awesome

[Mew]

We had a maths teacher who was obviously a coke head.
She was never found out or anything but all the signs were there.

[Bazzel]

My old Geography teacher taught us where to find Magic Mushrooms and how to grow them

and my old German Teacher was found on a Porn Site (before her teaching career (I think/hope))

Edited by Bazzel, 19 September 2012 - 08:10 PM.

[kidbit]

Just remembered I had a chemistry teacher who made a porn movie while he was in the US... I would post the teaser video here lol but it had been taken down

Edited by rachelsaurus, 19 September 2012 - 08:17 PM.

[ElBastardoVerde]

Every morning for my first two years of high school, I would watch this retarded dude pretend he was in the WWE and kick his own ass. He would hit himself with invisible chairs, put himself into sleeper holds, twist his arm/leg, everything. He would even pretend to hold a microphone and talk smack to himself.

Dear me, I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

This same kid also followed one of my good friends around because for some reason he thought he was a vampire. I wish I was just making this shit up.

[Elindoril]

Have I ever mentioned that the 2 hour waiting period between classes is the most boring 2 hours of my life?

Sometimes I wish I lived closer so I didn't have to sit in the library the entire time every day.

[Bazzel]

OMG.. I just remembered...

When Titanic came out.. this girl told the school that Leonardo Dicaprio was her fiancee and they were going to have their wedding on the moon and her dad had a ferrari but had an old ford escort body kit! lol

And this other girl use cry out for attention so much she pulled her own hair out and told everyone her dad was doing scientific drugs on her

and this other kid use to flush his own head down the toilet and would tell everyone the ghost in the toilet did it


wow school was weird

[Mishelle]

In my finance class we were going over calculating whether or not we should accept certain annuity offers. My professor asks a kid about one question, he says yes you should take the offer. The professor asks why and the kid says "because yolo"

I wanted to flip the table I was so annoyed.

[Nymh]

This week is mid terms for me and I'm studying for my maths exam. I went to get the password from the email my professor sent out:

Remember the practice midterm exam is available if you wish to test your skills before the midterm. The practice midterm does not count towards your grade. To access it you simply use the password:
practicemidtermexam (I spent days coming up with that password.)

Made me chuckle