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[Romy]

Jesus Christ.

Off the bat fool :3

[Sweeney]

Off the bat fool :3

Off the bat?

You could bring pencils to life to do your homework. You could bring cars to life to drive people around, or reenact the Cars movies. You could bring dolls to life and terrorise the local playground. You could bring kitchen appliances to life like in Transformers 2. You could bring a lamp to life and laugh every time it falls over at the end of its cord. You could bring books to life and they could fly around by flapping their covers. You could bring your kitchen contents to life and sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. You could create a race of candy people. You could create an army of snowmen and march them into somewhere warm. You could bring other boardgames to life. You could create cool fighting robots a la Angelic Layer. You could bring your bed to life so it would rock you to sleep. You could bring trees to life and have them grow together into an awesome organic tree-mansion.

You must measure "tons" very differently to me.

[Yung]

Spoiler

Off the bat?

You could bring pencils to life to do your homework. You could bring cars to life to drive people around, or reenact the Cars movies. You could bring dolls to life and terrorise the local playground. You could bring kitchen appliances to life like in Transformers 2. You could bring a lamp to life and laugh every time it falls over at the end of its cord. You could bring books to life and they could fly around by flapping their covers. You could bring your kitchen contents to life and sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. You could create a race of candy people. You could create an army of snowmen and march them into somewhere warm. You could bring other boardgames to life. You could create cool fighting robots a la Angelic Layer. You could bring your bed to life so it would rock you to sleep. You could bring trees to life and have them grow together into an awesome organic tree-mansion.

You must measure "tons" very differently to me.

Jumanji. 'Nuff said.

[Romy]

Blah

Sorry I didn't feel like writing that much?

Edit: Are plants inanimate objects? o__O?
I can't stop imagining the mansion.

Edited by Ivysaur, 31 December 2012 - 07:50 PM.

[Sweeney]

Sorry I didn't feel like writing that much?

And yet, you didn't write anything on the topic, giving the lie to your excuse.

Edit: Are plants inanimate objects? o__O?
I can't stop imagining the mansion.

No, but it was too cool an idea to exclude. Imagine I mean dead trees, if it helps.

[Romy]

And yet, you didn't write anything on the topic, giving the lie to your excuse.
No, but it was too cool an idea to exclude. Imagine I mean dead trees, if it helps.

Meh

If re-animating once living objects is considered to be part of the power then....I'm finding me some frozen mammoths.

[Yung]

If re-animating once living objects is considered to be part of the power then....I'm finding me some frozen mammoths.

That's the most imagination you've exhibited in weeks.

[Romy]

That's the most imagination you've exhibited in weeks.

Coming from the expert on flat jokes that stings.

[Nymh]

Meh

If re-animating once living objects is considered to be part of the power then....I'm finding me some frozen mammoths.

DINOSAUR MUSEUM

Army of dinosaur skeletons. omg

Woah shit just walk through a graveyard. Instant necromantic horde of the dead. Woah

[NapisaurusRex]

I'd like to be able to summon animals to do household chores, like Snow White.

Screw glitter spawning. I would do this.

Edited by Napiform, 31 December 2012 - 08:39 PM.

[Kauvara]

Off the bat?

You could bring pencils to life to do your homework. You could bring cars to life to drive people around, or reenact the Cars movies. You could bring dolls to life and terrorise the local playground. You could bring kitchen appliances to life like in Transformers 2. You could bring a lamp to life and laugh every time it falls over at the end of its cord. You could bring books to life and they could fly around by flapping their covers. You could bring your kitchen contents to life and sing Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast. You could create a race of candy people. You could create an army of snowmen and march them into somewhere warm. You could bring other boardgames to life. You could create cool fighting robots a la Angelic Layer. You could bring your bed to life so it would rock you to sleep. You could bring trees to life and have them grow together into an awesome organic tree-mansion.

You must measure "tons" very differently to me.

This fucking thread. LOL
Don't forget the Brave Little Toaster. He will FIND YOU.

Edited by Jabberwock, 31 December 2012 - 09:27 PM.

[tri]

Without the mental capacity to compute the effects of your actions, the moral and ethical considerations of time-travel are insurmountable. It's a terrible power.

I am sure I am not the only one who wished they could travel back in time to change something or just to go on a vacation in a different era.

[Sweeney]

I am sure I am not the only one who wished they could travel back in time to change something or just to go on a vacation in a different era.

No, of course not. But most people realise that it'd be hella dumb.

[Strategist]

No, of course not. But most people realise that it'd be hella dumb.

Yeah, haven't you ever watched BTTF, Tristen? *sighs* Don't fuck with the past to change the future....


As for superpowers, I'd be that Silar dude off of Heroes. I'm gonna steal all your fucking powers by cutting open your head with my fucking finger MUAHAHAHAHA!

[Toaster]

Don't forget the Brave Little Toaster. He will FIND YOU.

Hmm?

[Romy]

DINOSAUR MUSEUM

Army of dinosaur skeletons. omg

Woah shit just walk through a graveyard. Instant necromantic horde of the dead. Woah

I'd piss myself if I saw 5 zombies riding a T-Rex skeleton running towards me.

[Yung]

An interesting power I heard someone say that they wish they had today was the power to erupt volcanoes. Who the hell wants power that destructive?

[Keil]

An interesting power I heard someone say that they wish they had today was the power to erupt volcanoes. Who the hell wants power that destructive?

Not me. Volcanoes are limited depending where you are. If would suck if you wanted to erupt volcanoes in West Virginia, USA. I want something more destructive like making earthquakes. If done right, you can make volcanoes erupt AND cause tidal waves.

[Romy]

Not me. Volcanoes are limited depending where you are. If would suck if you wanted to erupt volcanoes in West Virginia, USA. I want something more destructive like making earthquakes. If done right, you can make volcanoes erupt AND cause tidal waves.

The ability to create and manipulate fault lines and tectonic plates.

I'd freaking take over the world.

Edit: World not word! xD

Edited by Ivysaur, 02 January 2013 - 12:26 PM.

[Sweeney]

The ability to create and manipulate fault lines and tectonic plates.

I'd freaking take over the word.

Chances are you'd destroy the "word". You'd have to be pretty smart to be able to use that power to achieve anything other than random destruction.

[Romy]

Chances are you'd destroy the "word". You'd have to be pretty smart to be able to use that power to achieve anything other than random destruction.

Sorry for the typo ^ ^;;
And yeah. Very true. I'd read up on plate tectonics before potentially killing myself.

Wasn't there some kind of earthquake machine a couple decades ago?

[Turnip]

Being able to fly without using any energy would be fantastic~ Just flying up a few hundred feet and watching the sun rise would be a load of fun ^^ Plus it'd be really convenient for travelling around the area!! I'm not paying £60 for a quick (well three hour) trip up the road, thank you >:[

[Homer]

Super Power: Stop Time
Good: More time to learn new things. Beat traffic. Prevent accidents. Punch annoying people. Escape crazy people abusing their superpowers.
Bad: Excessive borrowing. Do nothing.

[NapisaurusRex]

Wasn't there some kind of earthquake machine a couple decades ago?

There still is. Fracking.

[Romy]

There still is. Fracking.

Ah.
I googled it and was mistaken with Tesla's oscillator.