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[Keil]

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I am a 22/M recent college graduate, taking a semester off before attending grad school.  Looking for companion to go on a backpacking tour across 'Murica. Police chases and/or incidents with drug lords and mafia syndicates may occur.  Must have a twisted, misanthropic sense of humor i.e. laugh at the general elderly and at the occasional Sarah McLachlan Animal Abuse commercial. Type O Blood and two functional kidneys are a plus, but not necessary. Will be paid in ADVENTURES.

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[Nymh]

*~*~*~*~*28F seeking female au pair with benefits. Must be into tabletop gaming, outdoor activities and handy around the house. English or German nationality a bonus. Any body type welcome. Must be good with kids. Room, food and weekly discretionary stipend provided.*~*~*~*~*

[Pilot]

m4w

 

we caught each other's gaze on the 504 King yesterday afternoon, you began touching yourself when I checked you out. you got off around six stops later. reply if this was you, would love to meetup

[Emily]

21F looking for trouble. must be at least six feet tall to ride this roller coaster. will be paid in various ways. call for a good time.

[Mishelle]

23/f/ca

 

Looking for Beyonce/Jay Z roleplay

 

Hit me up 

[Bee]

22F, who likes to live life on the edge. Casual encounters only. Anyone¹ welcome, I don't discriminate. I'm a girl of minimal needs.

 

_{¹Anyone who fits these categories: rich, relatively handsome, tall, must like sports, muscular, be appropriately proportioned, can make a computer sing, must not have freakishly large feet.}

[Frizzle]

23/f/ca

 

Looking for Beyonce/Jay Z roleplay

 

Hit me up 

 

Only if you let me be Beyonce. My hips don't lie.

[Frizzle]

.....fuck

[Boggart]

Ps. No men.  :nono: 

What about meeeee?

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22/M/Canada looking for fellow  male who has basic personal hygiene for friendship and the occasional cuddle. Must constantly leave me alone because I"m too busy to give you attention but must drop everything at a moment's notice when I need you. Gaymer is a major major bonus. Skill-testing questions will be distributed to all applicants. Sex is 100% off the table, as is enjoyable conversation or general merriment. I also am poor so I will not be paying for anything if we go out. Please e-mail me at Really_Good_At_Sex_With_Big_Penis_Seriously69@hotmail.com

[Trichomes]

23/F/US seeking a questionably aged pussy loving female (or male I guess, but I already have one of those) who is willing to provide me with free weed. I'd prefer someone stylish and relatively petite that way I can steal your clothes and accessories (this does not apply if you are a man, so you better have a well-paying job). Must be willing to put up with occasional verbal abuse, manipulation, and humiliation. Please don't call me.

 

Edit: I forgot my own age.

Edited by Trichomes, 08 February 2014 - 11:14 AM.

[Dan]

21/M/London seeking a beautiful F2M2F tranny. That's right, I want you to look like a bad M2F transvestite. Must be 420 friendly and be into various subgenres of gangster rap. You must be willing to wear my clothes and do a terrible job of makeup to make the whole thing seem a little more real. Pls send pix

[Kat]

22/F/USA searching for a fellow woman to join me in silly adventures to the mall, the craft store, then the liquor store. Must sell me weed and stay to smoke and drink fruity drinks or crappy/cheap beer with. Must share a liking to eating lots and lots of junk food and browsing Benedict Cumberbatch pictures on Tumblr. We'll also bake things and talk about video games, fandoms, and feminism.

Edited by Kat, 08 February 2014 - 02:09 PM.

[Mishelle]

Only if you let me be Beyonce. My hips don't lie.

 

 

I have to be Beyonce but you can wear the wig for a little bit

[GhostMommy]

I really need to develop a sense of shame.

[Sweeney]

I really need to develop a sense of shame.

I can think of some other senses that you might prioritise over shame...

[Rocket]

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[Sweeney]

Looking for a cello.

You should start a boy band. You could call it One Dimension.

[Plunk]

22/m/MURICA seeking members of any gender for super awesome friendventures. The following are preferred, but not necessary: Able to hold your liquor in the event we play the LotR drinking game, Gamer, Likes watching girly movies on Netflix, can quote the entirety of Mean Girls verbatim, loves cuddles, won't be weirded out by my freakish Hobbit feet, loves animals, willing to touch my schween. If you meet any and/or all of the above criteria, then you could be sitting here RIGHT NOW, cuddling while watching/reciting Mean GIrls, doing shots every time "The Plastics" are mentioned or the phrase, "That is so fetch!" is uttered. Also, touching my schween.

 

 

I have really low self esteem and am looking for an ugly friend to make me look prettier when we walk side by side.
If you are fairly ugly and would be interested in living in my shadow please contact me. Picture available upon request to compare ugliness. 

 

I'm pretty sure I could fit into this role.

[Seren]

30/f/canadia midget looking for male 5'9 or taller to reach things in my kitchen.  Experience as a chauffeur and the ability to work and make lots of money while I stay home not able to reach anything preferred but not required.

[MeowMeowMaryJane]

24f/30m couple seeking those of the canine variety. Must enjoy baby-talk, junk food, and using humans as pillows. Pedigree or breed is unimportant (we're not discriminatory), but must be fixed as we don't enjoy random humpings. 

[Futurama]

I'm a crab looking for a crab.

[Speedracer]

I'm a crab looking for a crab.

I usually try to get rid of my crabs when I get them