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[Swar]

When your mom won't stop blazing so you can sleep in peace.

 

jkjk

 

 

When my dad doesn't want to hold my mom's purse because he's probably not confident about his sexuality enough, so he gives it to me lol

[Padme]

I'm literally distraught at the fact that I have to quit one of my jobs tomorrow because they're withholding funds from me that they owe me. 

I loved this job for the past 3.5 years. I worked with my best friends and made peoples day over the silliest things. I got to hone in on my merchandising skills and now... because my new manager refuses to go to bat for any of her employees I have to leave or stay and bend over a barrel. 

[Frizzle]

When your mom won't go to bed so you can blaze in peace go to bed mom

Aren't you like 30?

[DonValentino]

Aren't you like 30?

 

30-year-olds can't have moms?

[Frizzle]

30-year-olds can't have moms?

I just thought your mum would respect your decision as an adult. Maybe my folks are too tolerant?

[Blanc]

My younger brother being spoiled! I know it's normal childs being spoiler, but all time? Since he has 3 he's spoiled. Now he have 8 and became more spoiled that before, huh

[Honchkrow]

Attention seekers.

[Thepeopleschampion]

Human beings. Just dont get them anymore.

[Kass]

When my parents knock and literally one second after they come into my room. Um I'm naked and never said "come in"... God... It's like I'm not even an adult   <-- Becauseforsomereasonthere'snocryingemoji???

Edited by Kass, 13 December 2015 - 12:35 PM.

[Rocket]

PEOPLE WHO MAKE POPCORN AT WORK! IT STINKS UP THE WHOLE FUCKING OFFICE AND SMELLS LIKE BURNT ASSHOLE.

[Strategist]

PEOPLE WHO MAKE POPCORN AT WORK! IT STINKS UP THE WHOLE FUCKING OFFICE AND SMELLS LIKE BURNT ASSHOLE.

How do you know what burnt asshole smells like? wait... don't answer that lol

[Swar]

PEOPLE WHO MAKE POPCORN AT WORK! IT STINKS UP THE WHOLE FUCKING OFFICE AND SMELLS LIKE BURNT ASSHOLE.

This reminds me of school. Our recess was always 15 minutes after the kids', and they made popcorn EVERY SINGLE DAY. Needless to say, that place stunk for the rest of the day every single day.

 

 

 

I hate when my dad generalizes something about the people in my town. He might not be from here, but I am, and that offends me x.x Everything he says "everyone does x here in Angra" or "everyone says y here in Angra". Except that most of the time, it's not just us. Everyone does those things. So please don't.

How do you know what burnt asshole smells like? wait... don't answer that lol

Spoiler

IYKWIM

[Rocket]

How do you know what burnt asshole smells like? wait... don't answer that lol

This one time at band camp...

 

This reminds me of school. Our recess was always 15 minutes after the kids', and they made popcorn EVERY SINGLE DAY. Needless to say, that place stunk for the rest of the day every single day.

 

yea it's an every day thing, and someone burns it every damn time!

[Swar]

yea it's an every day thing, and someone burns it every damn time!

They didn't usually burn it, but they LOVED cheese flavored popcorn Dx

[Rocket]

They didn't usually burn it, but they LOVED cheese flavored popcorn Dx

I can't imagine that smells good D: These guys have popcorn with extra butter, and the smell lingers all day.

 

I think my annoyance is fueled by the fact that I don't even like popcorn.

[Swar]

I can't imagine that smells good D: These guys have popcorn with extra butter, and the smell lingers all day.

 

I think my annoyance is fueled by the fact that I don't even like popcorn.

People just don't have common sense -.- Screw the others, they're gonna have their smelly popcorn even if it bothers everyone else.

 

I only like popcorn when I'm watching a movie. They never taste good to me when I'm doing anything else lol

[Kass]

When I'm trying to take something seriously and everyone else is just fucking around....

[Rocket]

My sister is being annoying.. She's complaining that "we aren't doing anything on her birthday". Bitch we have plans this weekend, your birthday falls on a Thursday, everybody works. I offered to come make you dinner on Thursday but nooo you dont want that. Stop being a needy princess bitch.

[Honchkrow]

People who slow down to stare at accidents. TWO FREAKING LANES ARE ALREADY CLOSED OFF! STOP SLOWING DOWN YOU ASSHOLE!.

[Grimley]

My sister is being annoying.. She's complaining that "we aren't doing anything on her birthday". Bitch we have plans this weekend, your birthday falls on a Thursday, everybody works. I offered to come make you dinner on Thursday but nooo you dont want that. Stop being a needy princess bitch.

 

We always move our birthday celebrations to whatever weekend is after a weekday birthday. Strange maybe, but it works!

[Swar]

We always move our birthday celebrations to whatever weekend is after a weekday birthday. Strange maybe, but it works!

We do that too, I thought everyone did xD

[Blanc]

MY
WHATSAPP
CAN'T
SEND
MESSAGES
I
WANT
TALK
WITH
MY
CRUSH

T----T

[Swar]

complaint

And you won't be able to for 48 hours. Whatsapp was blocked in Brazil because of a crime or something (they won't tell), so there's that.

[Blanc]

And you won't be able to for 48 hours. Whatsapp was blocked in Brazil because of a crime or something (they won't tell), so there's that.

Foi sobre a Fabiola, eu acho. Um video pornô dessa mulher vazou, dela traindo o marido, deu uma treta e agora estamos sem WhatsApp. Dizem que foi isso.

[Swar]

Foi sobre a Fabiola, eu acho. Um video pornô dessa mulher vazou, dela traindo o marido, deu uma treta e agora estamos sem WhatsApp. Dizem que foi isso.

Ugh, people. Oh well, I think I can live without whatsapp for 2 days.