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[Futurama]

Strip clubs are just giant money wasters. Find someone who will let you look at them, and/or touch them for free!

 

 

This is why @Adam goes to strip clubs, no one lets him do that.

[Adam]

This is why @Adam goes to strip clubs, no one lets him do that.

I've been to one strip club in my life, and it was the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Some pregnant lady came out (yes she was actually pregnant), did her little dance, did some crazy judo flip on stage, and put her crotch in my face. I could almost see the baby hand reaching out trying to find "daddy". I will never waste my money on such an establishment ever again. Also, this strip club was pretty much in Bum Fuck Egypt [BFE], Texas. 

[Mishelle]

I really really really really really hate shopping for clothes. I miss my mom, I could just give her money and she'd buy all my cute clothes for me.

[Futurama]

I've been to one strip club in my life, and it was the nastiest thing I've ever seen. Some pregnant lady came out (yes she was actually pregnant), did her little dance, did some crazy judo flip on stage, and put her crotch in my face. I could almost see the baby hand reaching out trying to find "daddy". I will never waste my money on such an establishment ever again. Also, this strip club was pretty much in Bum Fuck Egypt [BFE], Texas. 

 

 

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then.

[Junjie]

Hahahah what the hell is Bum Fuck Egypt anywaysss

[Adam]

Hahahah what the hell is Bum Fuck Egypt anywaysss

It's a way of saying "in the middle of nowhere".

[Junjie]

It's a way of saying "in the middle of nowhere".

 

That's a cool way of saying that *takes notes*

[tumblr]

I used to think that the word island was a country, like is land, like how ireland or iceland are countries. Boy was I mistaken

[Junjie]

I used to think that the word island was a country, like is land, like how ireland or iceland are countries. Boy was I mistaken

are you from tumblr, @tumblr

[Emily]

I hate taking naps during the day because I imagine things happening that didn't happening. Like people replying to me on here, messaging me things, emails etc. Then I wake up and it was all a LIE.

[tumblr]

are you from tumblr, @tumblr

Allegedly.

[hotcoldyay]

I...

 

I am...

 

...

 

I AM FABULOUS!

 

lol but in all seriousness, I secretly wanted to join Greek life while I spent a long time talking about how terrible it was to join.

[Junjie]

Allegedly.

Omg, you're from TNT!! @tumblr Neopets Team, that is.

[tumblr]

TNT.... the neopets team, or the neopet's tumblr??? it's all a ruse

[NapisaurusRex]

TNT.... the neopets team, or the neopet's tumblr??? it's all a ruse

think of all the neoporn

[KaibaSama]

think of all the neoporn

Rule 34. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's awful.  I think we once hid a post that had neo porn in it if I remember right. 

[NapisaurusRex]

Rule 34. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's awful.  I think we once hid a post that had neo porn in it if I remember right.

I'm positive I had nothing to do with that.

[Elindoril]

I miss the King Skarl stuff.

[KaibaSama]

I'm positive I had nothing to do with that.

It was a while ago..if it was you, I'd be disappointed. 

[Keil]

Spoiler

I'm colorblind to blue and green hues.

[Swar]

I hate taking naps during the day because I imagine things happening that didn't happening. Like people replying to me on here, messaging me things, emails etc. Then I wake up and it was all a LIE.

It's even worse when you're not sure if you imagined it or if it really happened. y u do dis, brain

[jasonlumar]

I don't do any work at work. I sit there on my phone on reddit, texting, or playing games. No one emails me, no one calls me.

 

I am the forgotten employee.

[Adam]

I don't do any work at work. I sit there on my phone on reddit, texting, or playing games. No one emails me, no one calls me.

 

I am the forgotten employee.

Me too!! It's great .

[Coops]

Spoiler

I'm sad.

[jasonlumar]

Me too!! It's great .

 

Do you get bored at all? Or scared someone will find out?

 

I've considered saying something or quitting but damn if I don't want to enjoy this pay for doing things I like.