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#1 MozzarellaSticks

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Posted 17 July 2016 - 09:41 AM

I lost my license, probably outside the strip club. I just renewed it in person on Tuesday, so a new one is already in the mail. I just lost a temporary one, no big deal. Except, I was in Canada. I'm a US citizen. My license was enhanced, it was my passport card.

Turns out you can come back to the US with a student ID, and a really understanding border patrol officer.

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    #2 Swar

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:29 AM

    That's what you get for SINNING!

    #3 MozzarellaSticks

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:34 AM

    That's what you get for SINNING!

    If only I hadn't went to see hot naked girls. :(

    #4 Swar

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 11:46 AM

    If only I hadn't went to see hot naked girls. :(


    SHAME

    #5 Adam

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:02 PM

    Scrub.



    #6 Scot

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:08 PM

    I'm guessing op is not brown



    #7 MozzarellaSticks

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 01:57 PM

    I'm guessing op is not brown

    That was actually my main method to calm myself down. I just kept reminding myself I'm a white girl going back home, it'll be okay.

    #8 iwillsellyouthings

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    Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:46 PM

    I lost my license, probably outside the strip club. I just renewed it in person on Tuesday, so a new one is already in the mail. I just lost a temporary one, no big deal. Except, I was in Canada. I'm a US citizen. My license was enhanced, it was my passport card.

    Turns out you can come back to the US with a student ID, and a really understanding border patrol officer.

     

    you sure it didnt fall in a strippers ass crack when you made it rain ?



    #9 MozzarellaSticks

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    Posted 18 July 2016 - 08:39 AM

    you sure it didnt fall in a strippers ass crack when you made it rain ?

    Nah, they were all really nice. I showed them my boobs in the bathroom and everything.

    #10 cara

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    Posted 18 July 2016 - 09:28 AM

    "Hello officer, my name is Mozzarella Sticks and while visiting your moose filled country I appear to have sniffed too much maple syrup and lost my ID while watching busty Canadian girls licking poutine off eachother"

     

    :canada:



    #11 Futurama

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    Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:30 PM

    I agree.



    #12 MozzarellaSticks

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    Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:34 PM

    "Hello officer, my name is Mozzarella Sticks and while visiting your moose filled country I appear to have sniffed too much maple syrup and lost my ID while watching busty Canadian girls licking poutine off eachother"

    :canada:

    Exactly how the club worked. Except, they weren't all busty. Quality boobage, though.


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