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#1 cara

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:00 AM

Which mythical creature/fictional race/fantasy whateverthefuck would you be if you lived in such a world? 

 

Examples: dragon, pixie, orc, elf, dwarf, nymph, mermaid, giant, faun, vampire, harpy, fairy, ent, jinn, imp, valkyrie 

 

I would be a fat dwarf, according to Dazz

 

So, if you lived in such a fantasy world, what would you be? Why?



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    #2 Drakonid

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:17 AM

    I have been compared to yetis and sasquatchs in the past.

    #3 cara

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:20 AM

    I have been compared to yetis and sasquatchs in the past.

     

    Why do you only have 621 posts



    #4 Drakonid

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:21 AM

    Why do you only have 621 posts

    WHO ARE YOU, THE POST COUNT POLICE?!

    #5 cara

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:39 AM

    WHO ARE YOU, THE POST COUNT POLICE?!

     

    YES, ACTUALLY



    #6 Guest_iCarly_*

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:22 PM

    I'd either wanna be some kind of demon, or an anthropomorphic dragon. 



    #7 Emily

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:46 PM

    Can I be a shapeshifter 



    #8 Strategist

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 04:55 PM

    Why do you only have 621 posts

    *shhhh* his post count was reset some years ago by personal request. NOTE: we no longer offer this service


    I would be a Dragon, because, badass.



    #9 jaredyne

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 05:47 PM

    I'm a wizard

     

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    #10 Drakonid

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 06:43 PM

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    I would be a Dragon, because, badass.

    Why not? :(

    #11 Swar

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 07:06 PM

    I'd easily go with a dragon, without thinking.

    #12 Arnie

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 09:40 PM

    Probably a nerd elf or a nerd sylpho.

    But kind of chubby.

    A chubby sylpho, what a weird thing.



    #13 Guest_iCarly_*

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    Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:21 PM

    Wait, do aliens count?



    #14 Dazz

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 03:18 AM

    I would be a fat dwarf, according to Dazz

     

    Putting words in my mouth  <_<

     

    Idk i'd be Spyro or some shit



    #15 Silentqueen

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:00 AM

    Right now I wish I could turn a dear someone into 'the-husband-who-never-has-to-be-asked-more-than-once-to-fix-something-saurus

     

    I myself would love to be some type of phoenix.  



    #16 HiMyNameIsNick

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 04:38 PM

    A fucking dragon ofc



    #17 Coops

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:06 PM

    I had to think about this for a few days. I hope this is okay - I would be Freyja. She seems like a total badass and her mode of transportation is a chariot pulled by cats.



    #18 cara

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:46 PM

    I'd either wanna be some kind of demon, or an anthropomorphic dragon. 

     

    Dragon person 1

     

    Can I be a shapeshifter 

     

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    I would be a Dragon, because, badass.

     

    Dragon 2

     

    I'm a wizard

     

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    Lit answer and lit gif

     

    I'd easily go with a dragon, without thinking.

     

    Dragon 3

     

    Probably a nerd elf or a nerd sylpho.

    But kind of chubby.

    A chubby sylpho, what a weird thing.

     

    What is a sylpho? I've googled this and can't find anything. :(

     

    Wait, do aliens count?

     

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    Putting words in my mouth  <_<

     

    Idk i'd be Spyro or some shit

     

    This???

     

     

    175766-spyro_the_dragon_large.jpg

     

    Right now I wish I could turn a dear someone into 'the-husband-who-never-has-to-be-asked-more-than-once-to-fix-something-saurus

     

    I myself would love to be some type of phoenix.  

     

    Phoenix would be very cool.

     

    A fucking dragon ofc

     

    Dragon 4

     

    I had to think about this for a few days. I hope this is okay - I would be Freyja. She seems like a total badass and her mode of transportation is a chariot pulled by cats.

     

    I 100000000% knew you were going to reply with something very thoughtful and cool. And I was right. I googled her and she does indeed look like a badass.  ^_^

     

     

     

    Also 4 people have said dragon. LET'S MIX IT UP, PEOPLE.



    #19 Swar

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:51 PM

    Also 4 people have said dragon. LET'S MIX IT UP, PEOPLE.

     

    Listen, dragons are cool as fuck and I don't regret it even a little!!

     

    But if I had to choose something else... Cthulhu would be a good choice - just so I can have people wait for me to wake up but never do it, for fun and because I love sleeping.



    #20 Trichomes

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 06:00 PM

    I'd be a fairy or some other type of small, elusive, forest-dwelling sprite.



    #21 Guest_iCarly_*

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    Posted 12 August 2017 - 06:22 PM

    Aliens count so I'd probably be a turian or angara. 

     

    Or maybe a togruta or zabrak 



    #22 Kat

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    Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:05 AM

    Do gods count? :p



    #23 Dazz

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    Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:58 AM


    This???

     

     

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    Ye. For real tho I used to be very interested in Cerberus when learning about Greek mythology. There's something alluring about a giant three headed monster dog, guarding the gates of the underworld  ^_^



    #24 cara

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    Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:49 AM

    Listen, dragons are cool as fuck and I don't regret it even a little!!

     

    But if I had to choose something else... Cthulhu would be a good choice - just so I can have people wait for me to wake up but never do it, for fun and because I love sleeping.

     

    Cthulhu is DEFINITELY cooler than a dragon. Solid choice. 

     

    I'd be a fairy or some other type of small, elusive, forest-dwelling sprite.

     

    Love it. I have an Amy Brown tattoo, I love fairies.

     

    Aliens count so I'd probably be a turian or angara. 

     

    Or maybe a togruta or zabrak 

     

    Togruta would get my vote.

     

    Do gods count? :p

     

    dVDJiez.gif

     

    Ye. For real tho I used to be very interested in Cerberus when learning about Greek mythology. There's something alluring about a giant three headed monster dog, guarding the gates of the underworld  ^_^

     

    Greek mythology is very cool, I remember loving it when I was in school. 



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    Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:04 PM

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