How many Jews can you get in a Volkswagen beetle?
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 54 in the ashtray.
What do you call alot of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call alot of indians running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call alot of black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
What's gross?
A pile of dead babies
What's grosser then that?
One at the bottom is still alive
What's grosser then that?
It eats it's way out
What's grosser then that?
It goes back for seconds
What's the diffrence between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche 911?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Why do you put a baby in a blender first?
To see the expersion on it's face
Why cant white men jump?
They're too busy making racist jokes to do anything else.
Why is it that Jews like to whatch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.
What do you call a bus full of black people goes off a cliff?
Who cares?
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven
What do you get when u go to a indian garage sale?
All your stuff back
Why does helen Keller need 2 hands to masturbate?
1 to finger and 1 to moan.
Why does helen keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why can't helen Keller drive?
Cause she's a woman.
How do you name a asian person?
Throw a spoon on the wall and see what sound it makes.
Guy1: I'm going to be the next Hitler. I'm going to kill a million Jews and a clown.
Guy2: Why the clown ?
Guy1: See ? No one gives a CENSORED about the Jews ...
What's the difference between a schoolyard racist and Adolf Hitler?
Opportunity.
What are the best four years of a racist's life?
Year 6.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swi'mming pool?
Bob
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Hehe, well these made the whole class laugh and I'll go find more if you want, but I'll probably get warned for this. REMEMBER I DID WARN YOU OK? NO COMPLAINING.
