populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green
and yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Women would live long and
healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and
Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Kreme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want
chocolate with that?" and Man said,"Yes!" and Woman said, "as long
as
your'e at it, add some sprinkles." and they gained 10 pounds, And
Satan
Smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Women went from
size 6 to size 14. So God said,"Try my fresh green salad." And Satan
Presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery cruotons and garlic toast on the side.
And Man and Women unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in which to cook them." and Satan brought forth deep friend fish
and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. and Man
gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "angel food"
and said, "t is good." and Satan created chocolate cake and named
it "devil's food"
God then brought forth running shoes so
that his children might lose thoe extra pounds. And Satan gave
cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil
changing the channels.
And Man and Women laughed and cried before the flickeringblue light
and gained pounds.
God then brought forth the potatoe, naturally low in fat and bri'mming
with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy
center and deep- friend them. and Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite. and Satan created Mc.Donalds and its 99cent
double cheeseburger.. Then Satan said, "you want fries with that?"
and man replied."yes!" and super size them!" and Satan said,"it is
good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery Then Satan created HMOs.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spend on breast I'mplants and Viagra today then on Alzhei'mer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population wiht perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely n o recollection of what to do with them.
