23 replies to this topic

[Charlie Hustle]

1. "What's your sign?"


2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."


4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."


5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."


6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."


7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."


8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."


9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"


10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

[SteWieH]

11. I lost my apartment can I come home with you?

[Frizzle]

12. Can I see your boobies?

[Charlie Hustle]

13. if I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as to this question?

[SteWieH]

14. How do you get into those pants..

[.:Orange:.]

15. This is a scary topic. 0-0

[Niche]

16. Arent u tired? bebecause u ave been racing threw my mind all day

[Charlie Hustle]

17. did it hurt? did what hurt? when u fell from heaven

[Dazz]

18. I lost my teddy so can I cuddle up to you?

[Charlie Hustle]

19. Bond. James Bond.

[Stryyp]

20.  I have over two hundred episodes of the "Andy Griffith" show on tape

(Don't ask.)

[dck]

21. Want to come whatch Stryyp's Andy Griffith tapes with me?

[Charlie Hustle]

22. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

[lordlag]

19. Bond. James Bond.

LoL!

[Charlie Hustle]

24.As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

[Dagron]

"I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade." Thats like the worlds worst line

[Kryer]

"Did we meet before? becouse I think I remember you!"

[Charlie Hustle]

Whats you mother's phone number because I want to thank her

[Dagron]

These lines suck xD

[timekeeper]

I love you, love me back

[Magik]

ahaha, those are horrible.

[Kryer]

These lines suck xD

Thats why they are here!

[pyke]

Oh for the love of god XD. I used number six a couple ti'mes. Or one that is very si'milar to it.

[Tenshi]

I personally find it sweet if they do one that's not totally dirty or is not in any form close to "SHOW MEH YOUR BOOBEHZ!!" o___o XD

Those heaven/angel ones are always sweet when you hear them n.n

tenshi-chan