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#1 113

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 03:47 AM

UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM
SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
(Ti'me Li'mit: 3 Weeks)

1) What language is spoken in France?

2) Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3) Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(B) sail the ocean
© lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY

4) What religion is the Pope? (please check only one answer)
(a) -
(B) Catholic
© Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic

5) Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6) What ti'me is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7) How many commandments was Moses given? (approxi'mately)

What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(B) Southerners
© Northerners

9) Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

10) Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11) Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(B) a 7-11
© Canada
(d) the sky

12) Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(B) no

13) What are coat hangers used for?

14) The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15) Explain Le Chatelier's Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
-OR-
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16) Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17) Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(B) Florida
© Canada
(d) Wisconsin

1 Advanced math.
If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

19) What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify*

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 08:51 AM

ROFLMFAO!!!! :lol:

#3 Ender

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 01:55 PM

LOL, that is mean but still :p

#4 Typhoon

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 02:32 PM

lol, they're so stupid! I could I'magine David Beckham taking that..... and failing.....

#5 XenoCyde

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Posted 04 June 2004 - 02:32 PM

ROFLMAO

#6 Hidden.Elf

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 06:21 AM

lmao thats halarious!

#7 Frizzle

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 06:48 AM

I swear we had that test at our school XD

#8 Guest_tlim_*

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 06:51 AM

I failed  :o

#9 Jaf

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 07:45 AM

LOL Yes I remember having something like that in 8th grade... Why is there night and day... Who is jesus.. What is rain... I guess I qualify as a football player :o

#10 AbsoluteDrums714

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Posted 05 June 2004 - 01:05 PM

I got 2 1/2 right, do I still pass?


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