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[AbsoluteDrums714]

ok, two blondes are walking through the woods when they come to an opening and find a pair of traks.  they start walking along them, and the first one says to the other "these are probably deer tracks" but the other one said "no, these are pretty big, their probably moose tracks." they kept on following the traks, argruing over what made them.  The argrument finally ended when the train hit them.

[AbsoluteDrums714]

get it? they got hit by a train!!!  thats funny, or is it?

[Darkness]

I've heard that

[Hidden.Elf]

I think this has been posted here before o.0

[AbsoluteDrums714]

that first joke is supposed to be something like looking for someone down a manhole, whatever, there are a million versions of all of these.  heres another for the heck of it:

long story short: blonde goes into a pawn shop, asks the manager for the tv on the shelf. He says "I'm sorry, we dont service blondes", so she left, bought a brown wig, came back and asked again, but again the manager said, "I'm sorry but we dont serve blondes!" so she went out, got a makeover, dyed her hair, got new clothes, everything.  then she goes back and again asks for the tv on the shelf.  this ti'me the manager was mad and said "how many ti'mes to I have to tell you lady, we dont serve blondes!"  she was very surprised and said, "how did you know I was blonde?" he then said "thats not a tv, its a microwave"


p.s.: yay! 100 posts!!
EDIT: oops! only 99, lol

Edited by AbsoluteDrums714, 07 June 2004 - 07:33 PM.