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[Charlie Hustle]

In a fancy restaurant insist the waiter tells you the names of all the fish in the fish tank.


Ask for a bib


Ask for a seat for your 'I'maginary friend'


Growl constantly and address everyone as 'Matey'


At a fast-food restaurant ask for the Soup-du-Jour


Invoke 'the becausetomer is always right' rule


In a foreign restaurant ask to have all the foods on the menu translated one by one


Bring your own menu


Stare at a neighbor's food until they say something and then reply 'oh don't mind me, I'm just looking for my contact'


Insist that your chair is missing a leg


Take all of the pepermint candies


Paint a picture of your meal in whatercolors since 'it looks so pretty'


At a fast food restaurant comment on the freshness of the meat


See just how fast you can get the manager over to your table


Burp the National Anthem, call anyone who objects unpatriotic


Yell 'Oh no not now!' and make a dash to the bathroom


Make obvious attemps to trip the waiters, snicker constantly


You can't make up your mind between smoking or non-smoking


Very properly, take out a hankerchief and spend the next 15 minutes blowing into it as hard as possible


Two words: Strip Poker!

[Darkness]

Say your order backwards. If the waiter asks what you said say "Don't you speak plavartionesian? (or you could say english...)

[AbsoluteDrums714]

haha, last one? I doubt it!

blow spitballs at all the old people you see walk (or should I say crawl) by

ask the waiter to stand on one foot and pat his head while closing his eyes, then puch hi'm in the stomach

sing showtunes so that everyone  in the restaurant can hear you

pretend that the manager is your best friend

go into the kitchen and beg for food

[Hanneh]

Hahahaaha, Those are funny. Once when I was little I demanded I sat at the table by the giant fish stuck on the wall, even though people were sitting there...That was funny.