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#1 Charlie Hustle

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 08:59 PM

coming soon:top 10 funniest pickup lines

1. "What's your sign?"


2. "Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"


3. "You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet."


4. "Do you have a licence? Because you're driving me crazy."


5. "I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade."


6. "Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."


7. "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."


8. "Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas."


9. "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"


10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

I got these from msn

Edited by don_magic_wan, 11 June 2004 - 09:00 PM.


#2 TheWu

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Posted 11 June 2004 - 11:04 PM

10. "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"


LMAO, I'd be surprised if it worked.

#3 Kimoflea

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Posted 12 June 2004 - 12:16 AM

Worst two ever are actually in fact 'Are you a spanner? You're making my nuts tighten' and the 'how do you like your eggs..' which I shan't go into much detail over :)


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