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[Frizzle]

Birmingham is indian capital. Brighton is chav capital.

[Sham]

I'm never meeting anybody from the net, EVER.

Wow when I read that you exposed yourself I didn't think you literally "exposed YOURSELF"

And I have met tons of people from online. All normal too

[Eeyore]

Wow when I read that you exposed yourself I didn't think you literally "exposed YOURSELF"

And I have met tons of people from online. All normal too

I've met Fox!! Who isn't exactly normal But neither am I. So we met in our lunacy together.

Meeting people from the net is perfectly safe as long as you know for sure that they're perfectly real. Webcams and phone conversations and parents talking and things first is handy I found. So yeah, only silly mooses so an meet up with weirdos o-o.

Sorry Sham, I guess that was in reply to Daniel more then you, but...yah *blush*

[Fox]

I've met Fox!! Who isn't exactly normal But neither am I. So we met in our lunacy together.

You didn't meet me, you met the young schoolgirl I kidnapped two years ago who serves me as my slave when she's not being forced to pretend to be me on the webcam.

I'm really a 45 year old man who works in a slaughterhouse.
(This is why I have a fairy in my signature)

[Eeyore]

You didn't meet me, you met the young schoolgirl I kidnapped two years ago who serves me as my slave when she's not being forced to pretend to be me on the webcam.

I'm really a 45 year old man who works in a slaughterhouse.
(This is why I have a fairy in my signature)

Oh, so really just out slaves met? Well good to know, I don't see the point in pretending anymore if you aren't . I might as well toddle off to that Chat Toom Tarchy was in and go harrass him some more *cackles*


... o-o''''

*clings to Eme* >-<!

[Fox]

Really And to think, I thought you was 15/16 year old girl from oop north.

I'm just that good at acting.

I'm pretending to be 16 on the 25th of April.

Oh, so really just out slaves met? Well good to know, I don't see the point in pretending anymore if you aren't . I might as well toddle off to that Chat Toom Tarchy was in and go harrass him some more *cackles*


... o-o''''

*clings to Eme* >-<!

Awwhhh, you know I was kidding, luffy!

... mwahahha.

[Sweeney]

Like how Kim is actually a 40 year old man named Simon from Grimsby. *Nods*

-Sigh-
So true. And you know that Mexican party?

She's really out at the local showing of the Gruffalo. She's hunting.

[k0oLg1]

Wow, that is one scary story.

[Kimoflea]

Did someone say Simon? I thought you'd forgotten. Grimsby is lovely at this time of year. Tickles my beard.

[Eeyore]

I'm just that good at acting.

I'm pretending to be 16 on the 25th of April.
Awwhhh, you know I was kidding, luffy!

... mwahahha.

Waa ;-;

Did someone say Simon? I thought you'd forgotten. Grimsby is lovely at this time of year. Tickles my beard.

So really, the few girls that are actually on this site are all just pretending to be girls? And we're all actually perverted old men? Ooh the irony

[Kimoflea]

What are you talking about, Albert?

[Sweeney]

*Waves arm* No, I am actually just a 17 year old girl. Honest....

Suuure

But Suz is really a girl ... Unless... that was just his slave too... damn

[Fox]

Where's my cane?

[Kimoflea]

Ooh, kinky Fox.

[Sweeney]

Ooh, kinky Fox.

-cough-
Someone forgot you were both filthy old men...

[Fox]

-cough-
Someone forgot you were both filthy old men...

I can be kinky and a filthy old man at the same time, can't I? Don't stereotype.

[Eeyore]

*cracks whip* I stole it Fox!! My Slave snuck into your dungeon and took away all your filthy things. Bwahahaha!! *gets out cane too, because she cracked a whip before, not a cane...or something* o-o

[Kimoflea]

Talking of kinky sex.. anyone see that program on S&M the other night with the Christian bloke who cried after he tied someone up to a crucifix and put his hand up their arse? Lovely.

Right turned me on, it did. Phwooarr.

(Apparently, I'm a dirty old man begging to question his sexuality..)

[Sweeney]

Talking of kinky sex.. anyone see that program on S&M the other night with the Christian bloke who cried after he tied someone up to a crucifix and put his hand up their arse? Lovely.

Right turned me on, it did. Phwooarr.

(Apparently, I'm a dirty old man begging to question his sexuality..)

I might just leave this topic well alone now...
I'm terrified.

[Eeyore]

Talking of kinky sex.. anyone see that program on S&M the other night with the Christian bloke who cried after he tied someone up to a crucifix and put his hand up their arse? Lovely.

Right turned me on, it did. Phwooarr.

(Apparently, I'm a dirty old man begging to question his sexuality..)

EWW!! Oh my god I saw that!! *sounds like Chantel now, or whatever her name is* *coughs and immediately deepends voice to kinky slave driver type guy*

Yeah, got some pretty good tips from that show. *manly nod thing*

Aside from that. It was foul!! Did you see the state of the floor and stuff after he was finished and they let the camera crew back in? Arrrgh >-<

[Kimoflea]

EWW!! Oh my god I saw that!! *sounds like Chantel now, or whatever her name is* *coughs and immediately deepends voice to kinky slave driver type guy*

Yeah, got some pretty good tips from that show. *manly nod thing*

Aside from that. It was foul!! Did you see the state of the floor and stuff after he was finished and they let the camera crew back in? Arrrgh >-<

It was the sounds of the bloke's screaming that did it for me though >.< It actually was kinda sad in the end though.. the blond master saying he'd been raped and all He had a cool hat though, which I guess made the beating people for pleasure thing worthwhile...

[Eeyore]

It was the sounds of the bloke's screaming that did it for me though >.< It actually was kinda sad in the end though.. the blond master saying he'd been raped and all He had a cool hat though, which I guess made the beating people for pleasure thing worthwhile...

I had to turn the volume off for the screams, I figured what was going to happen as soon as they put the camera on the floor, that they were going to just listen and things. So I waited until it moved from the living room shot to put the volume on again.

Yeah, I thought it sad too, him explaining it and all, he was obviously so affected by it, I mean who wouldn't be, but the fact that he remembered it all so vividly and things.

Edited by Eeyore, 15 April 2006 - 06:45 AM.