Here's one:
Do you know how to keep an idiot waiting?
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How?
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Posted 11 June 2006 - 06:23 PM
\\Mature Warning
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Posted 11 June 2006 - 06:40 PM
BURN!
Ok here's a joke.
Women's rights.
Posted 11 June 2006 - 08:31 PM
Posted 14 June 2006 - 02:59 AM
Ok here's a joke.
Women's rights.
How do you make a women orgasm?
Who cares?
\\Mature Warning
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Posted 14 June 2006 - 03:24 AM
Posted 14 June 2006 - 03:31 AM
How. And yes i am serious i dont get itWhat are your funniest jokes you've heard or made up?
Here's one:
Do you know how to keep an idiot waiting?
Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:23 AM
Posted 14 June 2006 - 02:15 PM
Ohh i get it now. HAHAHA im stupidGlad you liked it Frizz
Kitchwa, you keep an idiot waiting by saying How do you keep an idiot waiting, and then not saying anything.
It's supposed to me a muffin, too, kitchwa
Posted 19 June 2006 - 04:13 AM
Posted 19 June 2006 - 11:11 AM
Wow.. very very lame usually those lame jokes make me laugh.. but that was too bad.Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large".
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