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[Bão]

What are your funniest jokes you've heard or made up?

Here's one:

Do you know how to keep an idiot waiting?

[AJB540]

How?

[Frizzle]

rofl.

[travis]

How?

LMAO, you fell right to that one mate

[AJB540]

I wasn't serious >_>

Edited by AJB540, 08 June 2006 - 04:11 PM.

[Grizzly]

[philywilly]

Ahaha!! Sure you weren't

I especially like the Why did the chicken cross the road ones..

They always end up being idiotic and senseless.. just making me laugh so much!! Of course, there's always a limit!

[Bão]

\\Mature Warning




Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[Frizzle]

How do you make a women orgasm?

Who cares?

[Rush]

i find Frizzle's signature way funnier

and the mature one is great the first time i heard it

[Grizzly]

\\Mature Warning
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Ok here's a joke.


Women's rights.

[Sean]

Ok here's a joke.
Women's rights.

BURN!



Of course there is the classical joke:
Wanna hear a funny Joke?
You're straight.
lmao

[jillian]

Haha, these jokes are awesome. As is Frizzie's sig. *bats eyes*

So I will ruin the thread with this joke, well-beloved by my ex-cheerleading squad..........

Two pretzels are walking down a street...


...


...


...



One was....


*snerk*

....

A-SALT-ED!!111111 omgawesome

[Christopher Robin]

Ok here's a joke.
Women's rights.

How do you make a women orgasm?

Who cares?

\\Mature Warning
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

FINALLY! Someone finds out what womens rights are all about!


Frizz, xD nice one.


and Bao, that was AWESOME xD



Why'd the chicken cross the road?



It didn't.

[Frizzle]

ROFL!! I liked that one.

[Kitchwa]

What are your funniest jokes you've heard or made up?

Here's one:

Do you know how to keep an idiot waiting?

How. And yes i am serious i dont get it


Anyway i've got a lame joke

there were these 2 sausages in a frying pan

So the first sausage said "Man its getting hot in here!"

Then the second one said "WTF a talking sausage!?!?"

lame joke

[Christopher Robin]

Glad you liked it Frizz

Kitchwa, you keep an idiot waiting by saying How do you keep an idiot waiting, and then not saying anything.

It's supposed to me a muffin, too, kitchwa

[Kitchwa]

Glad you liked it Frizz

Kitchwa, you keep an idiot waiting by saying How do you keep an idiot waiting, and then not saying anything.

It's supposed to me a muffin, too, kitchwa

Ohh i get it now. HAHAHA im stupid

And over here its a sausage

[numptieheid]

ghandi was an amazing man who didn't wear shoes. he walked everywhere he went, so this produced some impressive callouses on his feet. the prophet was a strict vegetarian, causing him to be quite frail. unfortunately,because of his restricted diet, he also suffered from chronic bad breath..................so...............
he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis........................

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large".

[philywilly]

Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headline read, "Small Medium at Large".

Wow.. very very lame usually those lame jokes make me laugh.. but that was too bad.

[Freddy]

Redneck hottub!

[Melchoire]

I got a good one lame but funny:
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Do you have any gwapes?"
To which the bartender replies, "No grapes".
The comes in the next day and asks once more, "Do you have gwapes?"
The bartender replies, "No we don't have any grapes"
The duck comes in again the next day and asks for the "gwapes" once more and the bartender replies, "If you ask me if we have grapes one more time I'll nail your head to the ground"
The duck comes in the next day and says, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender replies, "No we don't have nails".
The duck then replies, "In that case do you have any gwapes?"

[Christopher Robin]

xD heard it before... still funny though.

[�ƻ]

I got another women rights joke

When you look at a blank sheet of paper what do you see?

All of the Womens Rights

[Jeff]

ONG YAYWAH I LOVE DUMMM JOKES!!!

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey buddy. why the long face?"

Cow walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve meat here."

Your mom's so fat when she hauls ass it takes her two trips