. http://www.highfiber...articles&id=461Step 1. Abandon all logic. Men don't usually respond well to even-toned requests or complaints from women. When a woman doesn't raise her voice, expect him to tune out.
Step 2. Men who don't like to argue are probably too dumb to do so.
Step 3. Do NOT take cheap shots. That is what men do. Do not go down to their level. Maintain your poise while arguing your point.
Step 4. Cite precedent. Men have the memory of fish. Which isn't very long.
Step 5. Interrupt him. Men like to think everything they say is important.
Step 6. Don't take him seriously. Cars, tits, video games. Thats really all his world revolves around anyway.
Step 7. If an argument escalates and it looks like you're losing: smile, flash him a generous amount of your cleavage and grab his crotch if need be.
Step 8. Dissuade him of the notion that the movement of the ocean is what matters. Its all about length and girth baby.
Step 9. Use all the talents God has given you. If you think tears will work to your advantage when dealing with a male, do so. Cleavage and legs are also some of the more potent weapons in your arsenal.
Step 10. When your argument is getting hot, persist. Needle. Men have low tolerance for pain.
Step 11. When all else fails, tell him he's just like his father. A lazy, lying and cheating bastard.
Remember, men are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men done all the hard work. While women enjoy the fruits of their labor.
This actually is kinda also insulting woman, so might be amusing to both sides? God knows, someone was obviously rather offended by the first one though
.Edited by Eeyore, 30 December 2006 - 01:48 PM.
