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#1 Eeyore

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:44 PM

Just found this, total retaliation to what Redblade posted on some other forum tongue.gif. http://www.highfiber...articles&id=461

Step 1. Abandon all logic. Men don't usually respond well to even-toned requests or complaints from women. When a woman doesn't raise her voice, expect him to tune out.

Step 2. Men who don't like to argue are probably too dumb to do so.

Step 3. Do NOT take cheap shots. That is what men do. Do not go down to their level. Maintain your poise while arguing your point.

Step 4. Cite precedent. Men have the memory of fish. Which isn't very long.

Step 5. Interrupt him. Men like to think everything they say is important.

Step 6. Don't take him seriously. Cars, tits, video games. Thats really all his world revolves around anyway.

Step 7. If an argument escalates and it looks like you're losing: smile, flash him a generous amount of your cleavage and grab his crotch if need be.

Step 8. Dissuade him of the notion that the movement of the ocean is what matters. Its all about length and girth baby.

Step 9. Use all the talents God has given you. If you think tears will work to your advantage when dealing with a male, do so. Cleavage and legs are also some of the more potent weapons in your arsenal.

Step 10. When your argument is getting hot, persist. Needle. Men have low tolerance for pain.

Step 11. When all else fails, tell him he's just like his father. A lazy, lying and cheating bastard.

Remember, men are the less intelligent of the genders. All throughout history men done all the hard work. While women enjoy the fruits of their labor.


This actually is kinda also insulting woman, so might be amusing to both sides? God knows, someone was obviously rather offended by the first one though tongue.gif.


Edited by Eeyore, 30 December 2006 - 01:48 PM.


#2 Justin

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:45 PM

Women arguing with men?... Is that legal?

Oh yeh, btw:

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Step 11. When all else fails, tell her he's just like his father. A lazy, lying and cheating bastard.


#3 Eeyore

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:47 PM

We women like to walk on the dark side tongue.gif.

Edit: Balmung, I didn't do it, I just found it somewhere else and posted it. Sorry, might not have made that clear =S I'll edit the link in tongue.gif.

Edited by Eeyore, 30 December 2006 - 01:47 PM.


#4 Justin

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:49 PM

Yeah, but I bet a woman made it. Which is why it's messed up.

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:07 PM

QUOTE(Balmung @ Dec 30 2006, 01:45 PM) View Post
Women arguing with men?... Is that legal?

Oh yeh, btw:

Why would the woman tell "her"?
Woman would tell him he's like his father.
It was correct...
Edit: NM tongue.gif

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:09 PM

Lol Alex. She said she was gonna fix it. The one I quoted was before she fixed it.

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:17 PM

QUOTE(Eeyore @ Dec 30 2006, 09:44 PM) View Post
Step 7. If an argument escalates and it looks like you're losing: smile, flash him a generous amount of your cleavage and grab his crotch if need be.


Damn it, how did they find our weakness?? Soon we'll have women driving cars, going to university and even, god forbid, playing football (well attempting to...). whistling.gif


#8 Hawk

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:19 PM

QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Dec 30 2006, 04:17 PM) View Post
Damn it, how did they find our weakness?? Soon we'll have women driving cars, going to university and even, god forbid, playing football (well attempting to...). whistling.gif

Women shouldnt be allowed to drive cars 1we8.gif Like Cara last night in a chat, she was all like 'Im James Bond' and I was all like 'I bet you scratched your Vanquish before you got to the end of the driveway' 1we8.gif

#9 Eeyore

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:00 PM

Cara is like 12, you can't be very James Bond on a bike tongue.gif.

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:05 PM

QUOTE(Hawk @ Dec 30 2006, 10:19 PM) View Post
Women shouldnt be allowed to drive cars 1we8.gif Like Cara last night in a chat, she was all like 'Im James Bond' and I was all like 'I bet you scratched your Vanquish before you got to the end of the driveway' 1we8.gif

Pfft, I've spent 8 months driving my car with no problems. *Glares* dry.gif

Saying that, my boyfriend has managed to flip and write off his car.

Edited by Ali, 30 December 2006 - 03:07 PM.


#11 Cory

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:09 PM

QUOTE(Ali @ Dec 30 2006, 05:05 PM) View Post
Pfft, I've spent 8 months driving my car with no problems. *Glares* dry.gif

Saying that, my boyfriend has managed to flip and write off his car.



A girl was involved in some way or form. Maybe he was thinking about you and not paying attention to the road?

#12 Guest_Ali_*

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:10 PM

QUOTE(Marine @ Dec 30 2006, 11:09 PM) View Post
A girl was involved in some way or form. Maybe he was thinking about you and not paying attention to the road?

Wasn't with him at the time. tongue.gif So nyeh.

#13 Waser Lave

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:14 PM

QUOTE(Ali @ Dec 30 2006, 11:10 PM) View Post
Wasn't with him at the time. tongue.gif So nyeh.


Perhaps he was thinking of another girl? (does he know Noit?) whistling.gif

Edited by Laser Wave, 30 December 2006 - 03:15 PM.


#14 Guest_Ali_*

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Dec 30 2006, 11:14 PM) View Post
Perhaps he was thinking of another girl? (does he know Noit?) whistling.gif

Maybe he's just a shit driver?
I know many guys that are.
I hate to break this to you...but I am a girl...and I am a better driver than many of my male friends.
It's a crazy world.

#15 Waser Lave

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE(Ali @ Dec 30 2006, 11:18 PM) View Post
Maybe he's just a shit driver?
I know many guys that are.
I hate to break this to you...but I am a girl...and I am a better driver than many of my male friends.
It's a crazy world.


I guess there's always an anomaly. tongue.gif

#16 Noitidart

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:42 PM

Im Step 2 ROFLMAO
yea i admit it sad.gif lol

oh man i SUCK at driving its horrible sad.gif lol my firneds that are girls usually do the parallel park for me or reverse into a parking spot or any of that complex stuff tongue.gif

#17 zachafer

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:51 PM

lol this is sexest

ffs

#18 slypher

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 03:59 PM

Cute, in a sort of depressing way 1we8.gif

I hate that most of it is true.

#19 Noitidart

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:09 PM

Well anything can be true if you look at it with a certain perspective tongue.gif

#20 Guest_Ali_*

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:11 PM

QUOTE(Noitidart @ Dec 31 2006, 12:09 AM) View Post
Well anything can be true if you look at it with a certain perspective tongue.gif

That is possibly the stupidest thing you've ever said.

#21 LinSama

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:06 PM

I think I prefer to support equality. Sexist jokes just aren't funny to me, and posting this out of spite for the other topic makes you no better. And yes, some 'pointers' also degrade women; you're telling them to use their body for personal gain, which is whoring. Both genders have morons, whores, and geniuses. Both genders do great things, both do terrible things. Etc, etc. Maybe one day people will drop the gender war thing, because it's old.

Not trying to be offensive, it's just my opinion.


#22 Sweeney

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:08 PM

-pat pat-
It's just a joke, fella. Careful you don't strain anything 1we8.gif

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE(LinSama @ Jan 7 2007, 12:06 AM) View Post
I think I prefer to support equality. Sexist jokes just aren't funny to me, and posting this out of spite for the other topic makes you no better. And yes, some 'pointers' also degrade women; you're telling them to use their body for personal gain, which is whoring. Both genders have morons, whores, and geniuses. Both genders do great things, both do terrible things. Etc, etc. Maybe one day people will drop the gender war thing, because it's old.

Not trying to be offensive, it's just my opinion.


Get in the kitchen and make me a pie bitch.

#24 Bryan

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:16 PM

I love pie =)

#25 cara

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Posted 06 January 2007 - 04:29 PM

Step 2. Haha. xD

And hokay Michie, I think someone's just jealous of my james bondy-ness. Wait till Im 35, after a sex change and in a black suit.
Plus I dont ride bikes, ick, so no. laugh.gif And 13 in a monthish. sad.gif
Plus hawk, you seriously cant even deny how much of a spy I can be so hush you.

QUOTE(Frizzle @ Jan 6 2007, 07:10 PM) View Post
Get in the kitchen and make me a pie bitch.


lmfao
xD


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