So here's the story of how it all happened.....
Now This Is a Story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a jail called TCPJ, B-Pod, Cell 20 Up. In west Lafayette born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chillin' out maxin' and relaxin' all cool and shootin' some B-ball outside of the Purdue when a couple of guys they were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and her mom got scared and she said "I'm calling the cops". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license place said "Jail" and it had cuffs in the mirror but anyway I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah forget "YO HOLMES TO TCPJ, B-Pod, Cell 20 Up!" I pulled up to the Jail about 3 or 4 and I yelled to the sheriff "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of TCPJ, B-Pod, Cell 20 Up.
Well if that didn't help a couple of my friends got into an argument and I came over to break it up and take one of them away. Well on our way to Jessica's mom's house we got into an argument and I told her to get the hell out. She ended up leaving some shit in my car. She didn't realize it until about 3:30. I was already back at my friends place, trying to figure out what the hell happened between these two jackals, when I got a phone call from J, she was telling me how I had her cell phone and a bracelet, well Ben got on the phone and was like you F'ing B'tch Your not getting your stuff back. Well about that time her mom got on the phone and was like fine I'll just call the cops. So she did, and when I pulled up to her house the cops were there and they cuffed me for the theft. And then I sat in jail for 39 happy days.
The End
