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Which Internet Personality Disorders have you developed?


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Poll: Internet Personality Disorders

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#1 jcrdude

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Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:48 PM

Read the article. Let's have us a discussion.

http://www.cracked.c...y-internet.html

Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Briefly: People who are normal for a long time, then freak out hardcore, often in caps

Low Forum Frustration Tolerance

Briefly: F5ers... people who think everyone needs to respond to them NOW

Munchausen by Internet

Briefly: People who make up sob stories just so everyone will pay attention to them

Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder

Briefly: The Grammar Nazi

Low Cyber Self-Esteem

Briefly: The person everyone hates, but won't go away

Internet Asperger's Syndrome

Briefly: The person with no empathy for any other person on the internet... can be intermittent

Edited by jcrboy, 30 June 2009 - 11:49 PM.


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    #2 Elindoril

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    Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:52 PM

    Sometimes I am a Grammar Nazi, but only if the person types REALLY badly, though I make exceptions for those whom do not speak english as a first language, but still guide them to a spell checker to improve their posts or whatnot.

    #3 jcrdude

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    Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:53 PM

    Sometimes I am a Grammar Nazi, but only if the person types REALLY badly, though I make exceptions for those whom do not speak english as a first language, but still guide them to a spell checker to improve their posts or whatnot.


    It's kind of a shame... sometimes I'll go back and quote them just so I can fix their grammar. Problem solved in my head, and I don't look like a dick :p

    #4 Sweeney

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    Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:54 PM

    FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M ALL OF THEM YOU MORON!

    #5 jcrdude

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    Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:59 PM

    FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M ALL OF THEM YOU MORON!


    Christian Bale says:

    "calm down, man... take it easy, you're over-reacting"

    o.0

    #6 Ranteur

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    Posted 30 June 2009 - 11:59 PM

    Yeah, I'd have to say I'm a grammer nazi. I can't stand it when people type horribly.

    #7 Bryan

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 12:21 AM

    I'm not the first three. I use caps very infrequently and usually to accentuate a point I'm making.

    I wish there was a tard troll disorder, when your personality changes when fuckwits post.

    #8 Cyo

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 02:05 AM

    Internet Asperger's Syndrome

    Briefly: The person with no empathy for any other person on the internet... can be intermittent


    Sounds like the average Internet user to me.

    #9 Frank274

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 06:06 AM

    FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M ALL OF THEM YOU MORON!



    Haha. We are the same. We suffer from a bunch of BULLSHIT! WHY?! WHY DO I SUFFER!? -throws computer out window- I got a spare :p

    #10 Noitidart

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 12:08 PM

    I think a lot of Codexians are the grammar nazi.

    I for sure am
    Low Forum Frustration Tolerance

    I want that chatty feel :(

    #11 ShadowLink64

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 04:57 PM

    Yeah, I'd have to say I'm a grammer nazi. I can't stand it when people type horribly.

    * grammar
    (Speaking of typing horribly...)

    J/K :p I'm just being an ass. :p

    Low Forum Frustration Tolerance would be me. I refresh things constantly, lol.

    #12 Black Flame

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 08:17 PM

    I had Low Forum Frustration Tolerance at one point. Now it's some form of Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder. :p

    #13 Tailwind

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:29 PM

    Grammar Nazi and Intermittent Explosive Disorder here. >_>

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:31 PM

    Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
    Internet Asperger's Syndrome

    #15 Noitidart

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 09:45 PM

    What's the Asparagus thing Artifical?

    #16 jcrdude

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    Posted 01 July 2009 - 10:14 PM

    Grammar Nazi and Intermittent Explosive Disorder here. >_>


    I got the biting end of a tiny one :p I didn't mind though because IT'S THE INTERNET

    What's the Asparagus thing Artifical?


    It's in the first post, Noit... I don't know if I can feel any empathy for your not reading the original post anymore -_-'

    #17 Drakonid

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    Posted 02 July 2009 - 05:36 AM

    Low Forum Frustration Tolerance and Internet Asperger's Syndrome...
    Noit, it's that you don't give a shit about everyone else...

    #18 Random

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    Posted 04 July 2009 - 08:06 AM

    Grammar Nazi right here.
    I hate people who spell things incorrectly.

    #19 Eeyore

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:16 AM

    FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M ALL OF THEM YOU MORON!


    *glompikins* Hubby! ^_^

    As for me, I don't believe I have any? So boring o-O. I -would- be a grammar nazi, except mine sucks too much :p.

    #20 Rambo

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:43 AM

    I'm none :) No, really.. I am not a single one.

    #21 jcrdude

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:46 AM

    That's crazy that there are people who have not developed disorders from the internet

    I'm sure there's more, but the article was awesome and I didn't want to "improve" on it

    #22 kuwaz

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 09:54 AM

    According to my psych prof, she says that all of the internet
    social behavior, and internet disorders and etc, are all the exact
    same as their original counterparts in traditional psychology.

    So the fact that people act like douchebags on the net, is not
    so different than how they act in real life, with the exception of
    getting your ass kicked sometimes so you refrain from it when
    someone looks they are capable of overpowering you.

    #23 Eeyore

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 12:32 PM

    I'm none :) No, really.. I am not a single one.


    I believe we have a case of lies of mischief here! :p

    #24 Rambo

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    Posted 07 July 2009 - 03:00 PM

    I believe we have a case of lies of mischief here! :p



    Ahahahahaha

    ...

    AHAHAHAHAHA


    You both saw through me, lol. Ange, friends?

    #25 Ali

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    Posted 08 July 2009 - 04:50 AM

    I've developed an irrational hatred of almost everybody I come into contact with bar about 10 people.


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