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#801 WakaWaka

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 06:53 PM

Megan Fox is probably a huge bitch, wouldn't want to be near her.


that's pretty much the attracting factor for me.
I just wanna bang her and leave.
plus all the props I will get from my male friends.
other than that, I dunno.

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    #802 Mikes

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:31 PM

    Megan Fox is probably a huge bitch, wouldn't want to be near her.


    Ya think? LOL.

    #803 Frank274

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 08:59 PM

    Megan Fox is probably a huge bitch, wouldn't want to be near her.

    Agreed. Glad to see I'm not the only person that thinks this.

    #804 pabs123

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:36 PM

    Agreed. Glad to see I'm not the only person that thinks this.


    but im not looking for a caring girl i'm looking for something pretty to bang

    #805 iargue

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:37 PM

    Ah but this is the question....you cannot have your cake and eat it per-say.

    Its old woman and good sandwich....or Megan fox and crap sandwich......

    (N.B. I do not know anything about Megan fox's sandwich making abilities)


    Bitch. Please. I can have whatever I want, and you as a woman cannot stop me.


    I dont really think a guy will want megan fox to be making sandwiches anyway.
    Why do that when she can be doing somethign else with you.


    There is a time for sex. And there is a time for Sandwich Making.

    Megan Fox is probably a huge bitch, wouldn't want to be near her.


    Omg. You dont even know her! Shes like. Amazing.

    You're prejudice. I'm calling the NAACP.

    #806 pabs123

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:41 PM

    Bitch. Please. I can have whatever I want, and you as a woman cannot stop me.




    There is a time for sex. And there is a time for Sandwich Making.



    Omg. You dont even know her! Shes like. Amazing.

    You're prejudice. I'm calling the NAACP.


    i <3 you're views on women :)

    #807 iargue

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:50 PM

    i <3 you're views on women :)



    What you actually love, is what you perceive to be my views on women.

    #808 pabs123

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 09:52 PM

    What you actually love, is what you perceive to be my views on women.


    what i actually love is the way you portray and present your views on women

    #809 jcrdude

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 10:00 PM

    I would like to take this time to remind everyone of the importance of this game:


    http://www.zipperfis...oulder-best.jpg

    For everyone's reference, I am:

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    #810 kbbbb

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 10:09 PM

    I can't believe this thread has been going 21 pages, while the female thread has only 6.

    Ah but this is the question....you cannot have your cake and eat it per-say.

    Its old woman and good sandwich....or Megan fox and crap sandwich......

    (N.B. I do not know anything about Megan fox's sandwich making abilities)

    Kudos to you, Georgina. I would be saying the same things as you.

    Bitch. Please. I can have whatever I want, and you as a woman cannot stop me.

    LOLs

    #811 Puppetmaster

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    Posted 12 July 2010 - 10:14 PM

    There is a time for sex. And there is a time for Sandwich Making.


    Just want to make sure this gem doesn't get overlooked. I'd sig it myself, but I feel like that's been getting a bit drawn out for me ;)

    #812 Jake

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    Posted 13 July 2010 - 02:03 AM

    Imo the only time get to bang and leave is when I'm wasted

    #813 pabs123

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    Posted 13 July 2010 - 08:16 AM

    Just want to make sure this gem doesn't get overlooked. I'd sig it myself, but I feel like that's been getting a bit drawn out for me ;)


    hmm since i astarted the sandwich thing i think i'll sig it ;)

    #814 Georgina

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    Posted 13 July 2010 - 11:45 AM

    Imo the only time get to bang and leave is when I'm wasted


    I'm glad there's at least one gentleman here.....

    If your banging ALOT of different chicks, for ALOT of years, you'll either end up diseased, or have no way to properly appreciate having a relationship with girls.

    The man whores I know, are utter cocks. But, then again, I doubt they care what women think.

    #815 pabs123

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    Posted 13 July 2010 - 11:53 AM

    Imo the only time get to bang and leave is when I'm wasted


    so all the time? ;)

    #816 iargue

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    Posted 13 July 2010 - 09:47 PM

    I'm glad there's at least one gentleman here.....

    If your banging ALOT of different chicks, for ALOT of years, you'll either end up diseased, or have no way to properly appreciate having a relationship with girls.

    The man whores I know, are utter cocks. But, then again, I doubt they care what women think.


    Lol. I was not aware that banging chicks and then leaving was the gentlemanly thing to do.

    I'm on it.

    #817 iomega

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 12:07 AM

    I would like to take this time to remind everyone of the importance of this game:


    http://www.zipperfis...oulder-best.jpg

    For everyone's reference, I am:

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    argh... some of those girls were... yukky... lol

    #818 pabs123

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 10:15 AM

    argh... some of those girls were... yukky... lol


    yukky?? isn't there a...yukkier... word we could use :S lol

    #819 Georgina

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 03:15 PM

    Lol. I was not aware that banging chicks and then leaving was the gentlemanly thing to do.

    I'm on it.



    As i said, its ok aslong as its small numbers lol.

    You forget i live in the UK...drunken hos gallore!!

    #820 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:28 PM

    Men with low testosterone who pick up their Androgel or Testim at my pharmacy are wihtout a doubt the BIGGEST ASSHOLES EVER. I'd rather have phone sex with Mel Gibson than ring up a man picking up a medication for low testosterone. I don't think I've ever sold Androgel to someone who WASN'T a dick. 



    #821 Puppetmaster

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 06:31 PM

    I'd rather have phone sex with Mel Gibson


    I wish I could put my reaction to that comment to words. I really do.

    #822 pabs123

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    Posted 14 July 2010 - 09:41 PM

    I don't think I've ever sold Androgel to someone who WASN'T a dick.


    did you ever sell it to anyone who HAD a dick ;)?

    #823 Frank274

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    Posted 15 July 2010 - 10:24 AM

    I wish I could put my reaction to that comment to words. I really do.


    He's going to tell you that you look like a pig and are going to get gang-raped by a bunch of black people. Kudos if you actually go through with it. O_o

    #824 Puppetmaster

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    Posted 15 July 2010 - 03:38 PM

    He's going to tell you that you look like a pig and are going to get gang-raped by a bunch of black people. Kudos if you actually go through with it. O_o


    How about his nice conversation with Christian Bale?

    #825 Frank274

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    Posted 15 July 2010 - 06:13 PM

    How about his nice conversation with Christian Bale?


    Even more epic than the original.


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