93 replies to this topic

[BuckFutter]

I hate being quoted by idiots.

Oh the irony present in that post.

[Frank274]

I don't even wonder anymore. I just know.

Stupid people need to stop fucking.

[laraboots]

Stupid people need to stop fucking.

But I like fucking stupid people

[Junsu]

Stupid people need to stop fucking.

I love fucking. Are you sure you're a guy?

[Frank274]

I love fucking. Are you sure you're a guy?

I'm pretty sure I am. -checks down pants- Yep. Still a guy.

It's not that I thinking fucking is bad. I love fucking too. But retarded people need to stop fucking completely. At the rate they are reproducing, our grandchildren are likely to fuck or marry someone like this fucking woman. I would kill my kids.

But I like fucking stupid people

If you're attractive and legal, I can play stupid for a day

[Puppetmaster]

Stupid people need to stop fucking.

I love fucking.

*takes cheap shot at Junsu* I know I'm not the only person thinking it

I try to keep away from airheads, because there are people like my ex out there who fuck anything that moves. That's both how you catch something and become the parent of a retard. For the record, she caught the clap and got pregnant about 3 months after we broke up. I laughed.

Edited by Puppetmaster, 11 May 2010 - 07:11 PM.

[laraboots]

If you're attractive and legal, I can play stupid for a day

Or or I could also mean I like fucking stupid people.

I try to keep away from airheads, because there are people like my ex out there who fuck anything that moves. That's both how you catch something and become the parent of a retard. For the record, she caught the clap and got pregnant about 3 months after we broke up. I laughed.

Haha the clap . If she was a true airhead she would of gotten 'pregnant' and 'miscarried' about fifty billion times while you were going out with her.

Edited by laraboots, 11 May 2010 - 07:17 PM.

[Junsu]

I'm pretty sure I am. -checks down pants- Yep. Still a guy.

It's not that I thinking fucking is bad. I love fucking too. But retarded people need to stop fucking completely. At the rate they are reproducing, our grandchildren are likely to fuck or marry someone like this fucking woman. I would kill my kids.

So you turn into a girl at night or something? XDD jk.
You know that that was what Hitler was trying to do right? :\
Eugenics.

*takes cheap shot at Junsu* I know I'm not the only person thinking it

I try to keep away from airheads, because there are people like my ex out there who fuck anything that moves. That's both how you catch something and become the parent of a retard. For the record, she caught the clap and got pregnant about 3 months after we broke up. I laughed.

Can I meet your ex?
We have similar personalities.

[Puppetmaster]

Haha the clap . If she was a true airhead she would of gotten 'pregnant' and 'miscarried' about fifty billion times while you were going out with her.

Hey now, give me a little credit; I know how use protection. Luckily, the relationship was fairly short-lived, and she was able to go out and be a slut without me tying her down

And yes, she did end up miscarrying. As callous as this may sound, it's a good thing, too; she would have been an absolutely terrible mother.

Can I meet your ex?
We have similar personalities.

We might not be on speaking terms, but come on, man; I do have a heart. I wouldn't punish her like that

Edited by Puppetmaster, 11 May 2010 - 07:27 PM.

[Frank274]

So you turn into a girl at night or something? XDD jk.
You know that that was what Hitler was trying to do right? :\
Eugenics.

I'm taking a Hitler and Nazi Germany class in a few semesters, actually.

[Junsu]

We might not be on speaking terms, but come on, man; I do have a heart. I wouldn't punish her like that

After you, Im definitely an improvement.

I'm taking a Hitler and Nazi Germany class in a few semesters, actually.

I went around and asked people why they hated Hitler.
They said because he killed people.
I asked them why he killed people.
They told me random answers that were BS.
EX: HE WAS A RUTHLESS MAN. HE LIKED KILLING PEOPLE.

A bit sad, eh?

[jcrdude]

I have standards. This is the sign outside of my bedroom:

[Boggart]

Isn't 130 quite high? O.o

[jcrdude]

Isn't 130 quite high? O.o

I told you I have standards. And they're high.

[Junsu]

Isn't 130 quite high? O.o

Riddikulus!

[Puppetmaster]

Riddikulus!

Sorry Junsu, doesn't sound like you meet his requirements

Edited by Puppetmaster, 11 May 2010 - 08:06 PM.

[Cory]

Since when did white+white=black?
Its like saying 1+1=2.

This is the best thing I've read all day. Thanks.


Also, the original post is about as realistic as virgin birthing baby Jesus. Both should be The Onion material.

[Boggart]

I told you I have standards. And they're high.

I think only 4 of my friends have an IQ higher than 130. And 3 of them are male

[laraboots]

I think only 4 of my friends have an IQ higher than 130. And 3 of them are male

and the other ones a dike

[Junsu]

Sorry Junsu, doesn't sound like you meet his requirements

You're funny.
Clearly, you failed to comprehend the allusion.

I think only 4 of my friends have an IQ higher than 130. And 3 of them are male

Looks like he'll only have boys to with :\

and the other ones a dike

Maybe she'll give in with a little incentive.

Edited by Junsu, 11 May 2010 - 08:20 PM.

[Puppetmaster]

You're funny.
Clearly, you failed to comprehend the allusion.

Nope, I got it. I just haven't seen you make an intelligent post since I've joined here

[ShadowLink64]

I told you I have standards. And they're high.

Too bad the percentage of the population that satisfies that requirement is small. So depressing.

[Boggart]

lmao my female friend is actually dating one of the other friends with IQ > 130 . They'll have super smart kids.

Guess JCR can only sleep with 2 of my male friends

[laraboots]

You're funny.
Clearly, you failed to comprehend the allusion.



Looks like he'll only have boys to with :\
Maybe she'll give in with a little incentive.

lame

Edited by laraboots, 11 May 2010 - 08:25 PM.

[jcrdude]

Too bad the percentage of the population that satisfies that requirement is small. So depressing.

Indeed. The current girlfriend is at 127, but I'll let her slide because sexiness can make up for an IQ gap of 3

Once we start hitting double digits, there's no saving them.