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I licked my last girlfriends asshole. Post shower of course

me too! Ain't nothing wrong with tongue'n the bung.

When you're sent a group message but you don't have that option on your phone so you individually get each text ... some from random numbers... and then everyone decides to keep talking in the group message days later and your phone won't stop going off.

nope. i can just masturbate ALL DAY and no one till me to keep it down.
 

What kind of crazy noises do you make?! Jeez man. 

I like this topic of sex. As someone who has a lot of one night stands, "Fuck Buddies", and relationships. I probably should have more STD's than elements on the periodic table (Made my month!). I think I shall contribute to this one so here is a little confessional backstory.

I have had sex with a lot girls. Some I can still talk to on a daily basis and be friends with and ones who hate my fucking guts because they felt I used them. Now that last part is what hurts me the most. Most of the time I don't initiate first, they come to me. They are hunting and they found the guy who will give them what they want. I have hurt A LOT of girls. I have been hurt A LOT myself. I have been cheated on, I have been lied to, I have been led on by girls. It's all full circle and is the reason why I was like I was. I don't regret what I did to those girls that got hurt. If they wanted a relationship they should have told me they wanted to go out on a date and not take me to their place or go back to my place. I have never been one to respect a girl who gives it up the first night anyways. I have used many woman.

I am not like that anymore. I am more true to myself and not insecure and I don't think the vagina is the most amazing thing in the world. It's not about quantity but about quality now. 

One Night Stands

They are the greatest. You're in and you're out. You never have to see them again or text them or call them. You're both looking for one thing. If she's attached afterwards... you don't want it because she'll do it again the next week, month, or year with someone else *Bonus points if she says "I never do this*. There is no emotional attachment to it. You both want something and you both achieved it.  Congrats you've had the sex!

Fuck Buddies

The most chill. Feeling horny? "Hey come over for  an hour sometime today" In and out. You are both in a mutual understanding. Sure there might be feelings or emotions involved a bit. You both find each other attractive to see each other again, right?! When emotions and feelings start evolving that is when it gets tricky. You either keep going at it and ignore them or you tell them and either A) Get your feelings hurt  or B) hurt their feelings. Bust a nut in 5 minutes? Oh well. This is the most comfortable one. This one should never be done when you are trying to get with someone romantically. It never works out and you almost always get caught. DON'T DO IT!

Relationships

The trickiest one. This point could actually make or break a fresh relationship. You both have individual quirks on what you like and don't like. If they don't pan out or they aren't satisfactory. It could be over. That is if you don't work on them and figuring each others likes and dislikes. This is the one you get emotions and feelings and general bullshit thrown into. Relationships are the worst to have to let go. You saw something in this person and you want things to work and if they don't. You're down shits creek. This is the one you don't want to get comfortable with only because it's the one you're going to have the most in your life time. Try new things even if you don't like it and they do. Adventure and explore each other. Love every minute of it. Spice it up! You're fucking your best friend and you don't want to disappoint them! Remember that!

@Athayde "being comfortable with someone isn't already having an emotional attachment? How can you be comfortable with someone and not have any kind of attachment?" 

I'd say being comfortable with someone isn't the same as having an emotional attachment. I have been comfortable with someone and wanted nothing more than sex on a weekly basis. You're both in that "FWB" label. She can do whatever she wants and I don't care and I can do the same. I still talk to this girl weekly and see her all the time (She just met the girl I am talking to tonight!) Things aren't awkward and we can sit together and catch up like there wasn't anything wrong. We just never did the nasty anymore. 

@Shannon You're absolutely 100% correct. It isn't fair to start romantically seeing someone and then go lay the pipe on someone else. It's shady and grimy and it sucks to be on both sides of the fence. It only leads to hurt feelings. Give it your 100% in the romance. If it doesn't work out. So what?! there are other fish in the sea! Cast out that fishing lure. 

@Adam you've got about the same mind set as I did. Yeah no feelings got involved and you're "smashing" but what happens when she gets pregnant? You're kind of stuck in that persons life for atleast 18 years. That's some complications you don't want to be involved with.

Anyways I figure I can't look anymore like a douche bag than I already do. So I thought I'd comment and give some in-sight on how I saw these types of relationships and their viewpoints. If anyone has any questions I'm an open book because IDGAF. 

I'm not gonna sit here and tell you that you're not STD free since you keep posting about slutting around.

lol right on

I give you props for doing the poly thing though. It'd be tough... really tough. so props. I'm going to have a beer for you tonight. or 6. maybe get it in with a random in your honor!

Currently in an open marriage.
Was rocky at first as I'm much more of the monogamous type, but we have much better open, honest communication between each other now and things are going much smoother. Communication and honesty is IMPERATIVE. No bottling shit up as it only hurts oneself and everyone else involved.

Hell, even becoming BFFs with her new boyfriend (and it's just the one thankfully; not sure I could do more than that tbh.)

Plus it's kinda nice having the option to date someone else... even though I'm not actively pursuing it myself. If it happens, it happens if not meh.

Not to mention the perks of her not being around 24/7.

Gives me a little more freedom to do my thang in peace.

And the perks of splitting the bills three ways instead of just two so even more money for savings/investing & fun.

 

Definitely not for everyone though.

That would suck man. This is why I stay single. So I can bang out as many chicks as I want without feeling bad about it. 

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I enjoy making & updating spreadsheets a little too much. If you know what I mean.     

I got custody of my littlest monster. 

 

So happy to hear! Congratulations again @Jess. You rock!

Yesterday, I got a gym membership and went!

 

Today the Supreme Court Legalized gay marriage, so if my BF and I don't work out (lol which we will) I can go marry a woman!!!!

Nice! Keep up the good work. Working out and hitting the gym will make you feel better and have a different outlook on life. I started running and it has helped with my alertness and my ability to not feel like crap all the time. Plus I am losing weight! It's a great feeling to be healthy and eat right.

My ex wants me back! I feel victorious! He was a good one! He left me to get back with another girl! Now I am happy with an amazing man! Now my ex regrets his decision! #Winning