yeah

Do girls poop?

No, and they don't fart either. You get a filter installed when you turn 10.

butt plugs shaped like tails
http://bad-dragon.com ?

Around 07-08, there were at least a few threads every day claiming they had either the Jonas Brothers' or Miley Cyrus's phone number. The replies were all either GIVE IT TO ME, omg give them some privacy and stop hacking!!, or Who cares?

Absolute heaven. If you're into acid jazz.... or the ocean, lol. (:
And then of course, pretty much the entire soundtrack of the original Sims games. sigh, bossa nova nostalgia

Neo is constantly bombarded by sexy faeries.




These faeries are all women, and are always asking us for shit. Some of it is pretty expensive, too. My questions about this are:

• Where are the male faeries?
• Where is the sex that these faeries are obviously asking for?

I kind of imagine Neopets a little like Disneyworld, with all these happy benevolent faeries and smiling shopkeepers that keep the place as PC and fun as possible for the adoring 12 year olds, but when their shift is over they are normal just like you and me. They wipe the smile off their face, walk out the cleverly disguised back door and through the underground network of tunnels to drive home to their crappy apartment, get drunk and watch TV until they fall asleep.
Tell me that guy doesn't go home and get plastered.

The DIsney World thing oh my gosh. D:
Have some wholesome, clean photographs of faeries:

pics from another forum -


This ashamed-looking Striped Eyrie here is considered very handsome and desirable by the ladies of Neopia, despite the fact that he's gay. The Water Faerie is too horny to respect his sexuality and boundaries.
There are no male Faeries, only TNT's male staffers, who created the faeries only to pleasure them on the weekends when they're "too busy" to put out New Features.

• What the fuck?

• There is a Kau Kau Farm that manufactures Neopia's milk, yet Kaus do not have udders. Not to mention Kaus drink this milk, and "Kauboys" are actually Kaus. Do Kaus keep farms of their own species? Ranchurbation? Are the milk-producing Kaus peoples' pets that get paid for their services, or are they enslaved to work from birth? Is it just the females? Is it possible that the milk is just artificial stuff, and Kau Kau Farms is only a brand name?

• Some pets stay adults forever, some stay old forever, some stay babies forever. When pets are "born" they're adults. They have to wait until after "birth" to become babies. 99.999% don't age, and none ever die. Okay?

• Is TNT printing out our help tickets and using them to clean up after their daily circle jerks?

• What if the Hughman had been voted in as the April Fools pet?

• How exactly do special Paint Brushes, such as the Faerie Paint Brush, work? Are there chemicals in the paint that are soaked into your pet's bloodstream (through the skin) causing its genetic makeup to be altered, and in turn, wings to sprout?

• Are Neopets still evolving? Or devolving?

• Why don't these pets look like this now?

• Where are their wearables?

• Strange animals with slightly human appearances once had jobs as Neopian shopkeepers. Were they all killed off?

• Can I keep this little guy forever?

• Should you have knocked first?

• He needs American dollars rather than Neopoints... why?

• Why doesn't my Maraquan Uni have a rack like that?

• Why does my netbook look like this? ):

• Hello!

Moar tripophobia

Spoiler

SEND HELP FUHUHUHUHUHUCKKKK

Stuffed Custard Eclair

Every bite squishes out delicious custard.
hot
Smooshed Heart Cake

Yuck! It looks like somone fell into this cake.
What filthy fucking whore did they model this after.

Worm Squirty Toy
This little toy is cute until it squirts water and slime all over you.

squeeze dat worm til it squirts slime allll oveerrrrrr youuu bby.

Grey Pencil Case.

See what I did there?

i see what you did thar.

Maybe if you put some pencils in this case it will look happier.
Screw this, I'm not putting more dicks inside a dick

Can you make Omnimon move up and down a bit like he's breathing?

If not then....I dunno. Can you do something cool with a squirtle sprite?

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Got a bit lazy with these so they're messy, sorry XD

Hell, I don't remember, and it was like 2 days ago. Lololol. What I do remember was that I landed here via a google search result (to the abrosia guide). Stayed because you guys look cool and you have funny gifs. And I'm liking Abrosia I played legit for 6 years.. and I had 400k and a rainbow bori and that was it.