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What is it...? I hear they sell for alot on the tp and they stock sometimes in the igloo... but what exactly ARE they?

Doctor offers free vasectomy for Broncos tickets


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They're offering to pay thousands of dollars or to trade wedding photography, a fly fishing trip - even a diamond engagement ring. But a Fort Collins physician has come up with perhaps the strangest ticket-trade offer of all.

"The offer is a full service vasectomy," says Dr. Steven Broman of Associates in Family Medicine, "which includes pre-op and post-op visits, all the lab tests and things that go along with that, for two Broncos tickets. Anywhere in the stadium is fine."

Broman came up with the idea after seeing what other fans were offering on the Internet. "There's plumbers, electricians, landscapers - that's all great," says Broman. "I don't do plumbing. This (vasectomies) is the kind of plumbing I do."

Broman says the 20-minute procedure is practically painless and his vasectomy patients have all been satisfied with the results. "Everybody knows that once you have it done you don't have the stress, you don't have concerns about unwanted pregnancies, you don't have to deal with those kinds of issues and so virility goes up."

Broman is a dedicated Broncos fan who has a John Elway screensaver on his laptop and a pair of seats from the old Mile High Stadium outside his office door. "If you live in Colorado you've got to follow the Broncos," he says.

Anyone interested in accepting Broman's offer can contact him at his office: 970-484-1757.

Wow... some people would do anything for a pair of broncos tickets XD

I *assume* you clicked on this link because you want to make me a siggy (Omg you Care!.. >.>; actually I'd like a sig with Bowser on it.. I don't know I've just been craving something to do with Bowser.. and since I can't do it myself (Incompetence at its best ) could somebody be kind and do one for me?

Request'D : Bowser
My Name (Obviously)

You choose style and colours... OH! and I would also like an avvie too =)


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Oh, and also... turn your volume up a bit


EDIT:

What they actually say, or sing is an actual song called 'Plastic Jesus', except it only sings the first 'stanza'

Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long as I have my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car
Through all trials and tribulations,
We will travel every nation,
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far.

^^ What they sing

Some people *may* remember me, probably not, but I took a little break from neopets & well, message boards, then I had my internet disconnected for awhile and without boring you with my life story ... I guess I'll park myself here for awhile