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#1628872 Coltom's Diversion from a Pet Trading Topic
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on 20 September 2012 - 07:22 AM
#1536703 Questions
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on 13 December 2011 - 06:36 AM
Okay I think we gotta clear some things up. Fairies actually have 3 sex chromosomes and any trace of a y, they become a dude. Since this is really rare, most are females. The fairy Queen is not an actual royal Queen. She is the Ru Paul type queen and is totally fabulous, and this is why there are more fairies. He/she is very reluctant to reproduce because he/she is totally into the yaoi scene and is waiting for a handsome prince to say that it's okay because it's you. However, he/she still has a harem because they're the only dude around, despite the cross-dressing.
Still, the other fairies are kept in bondage because of their own inadequacies. Very few of them have managed to overthrow the fairy version of the titans (i.e. Queen, Fire, Air, Earth, Dark, Light). Sometimes the new offspring of the "Queen," and the other fairies make it in the panthenon (i.e. Space, Soup, Battle). See, the "Queen," does not like the competition and knows that one day a new fairy will be born that will over throw him/her so he/she bottles new fairies and hands them out for random events and scorchy slots. So when Zeus fairy is born and hidden by what I think is the Earth Fairy, we will eventually get much stranger fairies like Divine Retribution Fairy, Wicked Crossroads Fairy, and "Queen," of the Underworld fairy. Since this is a kids game, TNT totally helps the Fairy "Queen," because they never want to draw the animation for that freaking drunk Fairy with a lyre and OMG he just passed out in his own vomit.
Still, the other fairies are kept in bondage because of their own inadequacies. Very few of them have managed to overthrow the fairy version of the titans (i.e. Queen, Fire, Air, Earth, Dark, Light). Sometimes the new offspring of the "Queen," and the other fairies make it in the panthenon (i.e. Space, Soup, Battle). See, the "Queen," does not like the competition and knows that one day a new fairy will be born that will over throw him/her so he/she bottles new fairies and hands them out for random events and scorchy slots. So when Zeus fairy is born and hidden by what I think is the Earth Fairy, we will eventually get much stranger fairies like Divine Retribution Fairy, Wicked Crossroads Fairy, and "Queen," of the Underworld fairy. Since this is a kids game, TNT totally helps the Fairy "Queen," because they never want to draw the animation for that freaking drunk Fairy with a lyre and OMG he just passed out in his own vomit.
