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To think being a neopets player for almost 12 years now such a wonderful site could have eluded my watchful gaze! This is simply outrageous. I have to bring in my agents (hamsters) for questioning later (torture chamber) and they had better provide a satisfactory explanation for their carelessness.
Oh right, I almost forgotten myself back then. *ehem* (enough venting...) It seems like I've chanced upon a mediocre (awesome) neohelp site. It should be your honor to have me here (nice to meet everyone). I've been reading through the mildly entertaining ( very interesting and helpful) topics. So I've decided to grace my presence upon you lowly peasants while those articles could still keep my mildly entertained. Anyways enough said. I shall go and look for more interesting articles to keep myself entertained while waiting for my agents to come back. Oh and before I go, i'd like to express a random gesture (a word of appriciation and thanks) to a certain random guy name Strategist for his random doodles ( Its nicely done! Thanks so much for the Sway Siggy. am so in love with it) it was nevertheless...eye-catching in my opinion. Perhaps you might consider to be my minion, of course you would be handsomely rewarded *coughs*.
(*Disclaimer Words quoted in brackets express the author's true intentions)
P.S: Please lay down your red carpets and have your tea set ready to be served. I expect chamomile.
