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#1 Futurama

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:23 AM

I like Futurama obviously. AMA.



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:31 AM

hey! :) here are my questions:

 

  • do you enjoy your work? what do you like or don't like about it?
  • how does it feel to finally graduate?

 

more coming soon-ish.



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:42 AM

hey! :) here are my questions:

 

  • do you enjoy your work? what do you like or don't like about it?
  • how does it feel to finally graduate?

 

more coming soon-ish.

 

1) Teaching is an inspiring job, because one, you can inspire the future of the world 2) my students inspire me to try harder every day in life, because they are trying their hardest every day in the classroom to thrive, I know this, because they know I expect them to try their hardest and in return I know they expect me to try my hardest. Only thing that is not to like about it is the administration of teaching which has absolutely no effect on my classroom, as it shouldn't have. This is the future of the world, not only am I here to teach them general stuff like mathematics, I am also in the classroom to teach them life lessons, talk to them about what is going on around them in the world (racial issues, wars, bombings, terrorism), growing up stuff (I am teaching middle school), what the future looks like for them and more! I am not just in the classroom to go "Ok today we are working on inequalities today, so please take out your workbook and flip to page 156 and start explore activity 1." Sure, some days will be like this, because there is an agenda I have to do, but I can incorporate culture into my classroom with activities or just devoting time once or twice a week to get away from Math lessons and to talk about issues that are bigger than math with the students.

 

2) HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Here's a picture for ya'll....It's the only really good one I took...I didn't take many, but people that attended to watch me graduate have a few just haven't put them on facebook/sent them to me yet.

 

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 01:06 AM

What do you do for fun?

 

I am actually a demon and I've come to steal your remaining years and give it to who-fucking-cares. I'm bored and I love to play with the tapestry of life for my mere enjoyment. You have 41 seconds to give me an elevator speech convincing me why I shouldn't take your life then and there by answering this question: why are you worth it? Type out your response.

 

Through a supernatural phenomena, you learn the first student you'll ever encounter as an official teacher will become the next modern day Hitler and there's nothing at the time to change that future, except for committing acts that will land you in jail like kidnapping and murder. Why does your favorite team suck? 



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 01:13 AM

What do you do for fun?

 

I am actually a demon and I've come to steal your remaining years and give it to who-fucking-cares. I'm bored and I love to play with the tapestry of life for my mere enjoyment. You have 41 seconds to give me an elevator speech convincing me why I shouldn't take your life then and there by answering this question: why are you worth it? Type out your response.

 

Through a supernatural phenomena, you learn the first student you'll ever encounter as an official teacher will become the next modern day Hitler and there's nothing at the time to change that future, except for committing acts that will land you in jail like kidnapping and murder. Why does your favorite team suck? 

 

1) I bowl, play video games, play sports, hang out with my friends, go to the casino, sleep.

2) Do what you have to do, I don't really care. I may or may not be worth it, it all depends on the perspective of the person that I am talking to. People usually have their minds made up on what they want to do and nothing is really going to change it. So I will quickly answer your question...why am I worth it? I have no idea, but I am a teacher and I am helping mold our youth into positive and inspirational learners and teachers.

3) My favorite team is the Chicago White Sox and they are currently 20-10 and are in 1st place, so therefore they do not suck.



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:44 AM

Do you like being a crab?



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:58 AM

how long can you survive without fapping?


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who is this chick? :wub:



#8 Junjie

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:02 AM

Why "Futurama"? I mean, I know you like it but like. Of all the things you liked why did you choose this name and to be a crab. :p

#9 Futurama

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:03 AM

Do you like being a crab?

 

Duh.

how long can you survive without fapping?


 

who is this chick? :wub:

Uh, dunno a while I guess. Someone I graduated with.

 

Why "Futurama"? I mean, I know you like it but like. Of all the things you liked why did you choose this name and to be a crab. :p

Cause the show is funny and CAUSE DR. ZOIDBERG. WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP.



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:24 AM

Zoidberg, favorite color?

#11 Coops

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 10:40 AM

Would you rather be a duck or a goose?



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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:20 PM

 

I am a walking crab

Don't most crabs walk?

Like 99.9999% of them?



#13 Futurama

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Posted 08 May 2016 - 12:14 AM

Zoidberg, favorite color?

 

Blue

 

Would you rather be a duck or a goose?

 

I just like to waddle.

Don't most crabs walk?

Like 99.9999% of them?

 

They crawl.



#14 Junjie

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Posted 08 May 2016 - 02:36 AM

Before you were Zoidberg, what were you (???)

#15 Daria

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Posted 08 May 2016 - 04:08 AM

oh wow didnt know crabs could walk

thanks!!



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Posted 25 May 2016 - 02:44 PM

What's the strangest dream you've ever had?



#17 Futurama

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:07 AM

What's the strangest dream you've ever had?

 

 

I was walking in a mansion with the typical stairs on both sides of the entrance leading to upstairs...kinda like this...

 

moon-mansion-grand-staircase2.jpg

 

As I was walking up them they started falling down and I started getting chased by a T-Rex in slow motion. I eventually punched the T-Rex and it passed out.



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:19 AM

Will you win the Codex Fantasy Football Championship this year, or at least outplace @Outsider @DonValentino and myself?



#19 Futurama

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:20 AM

Will you win the Codex Fantasy Football Championship this year, or at least outplace @Outsider @DonValentino and myself?

 

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:26 AM

How do you tie your shoes? Rabbit in the hole or bunny ears

#21 Futurama

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:29 AM

How do you tie your shoes? Rabbit in the hole or bunny ears

 

 

Bunny ears.



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:46 AM

You're either lying to yourself or are a very optimistic person to think you'll be finishing ahead of any of us 3.

 

Nice shoes, want to date?


Edited by Outsider, 26 May 2016 - 09:46 AM.


#23 talbs

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:50 AM

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.

 

You winning the whole thing should be considered the strangest dream you've ever had.  :lol2:



#24 Futurama

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 09:55 AM

You're either lying to yourself or are a very optimistic person to think you'll be finishing ahead of any of us 3.

 

Nice shoes, want to date?

 

 

Where we going on this date?



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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:41 PM

If you were a cactus, what would be your job?




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