I want a card. 
Christmas Cards
Started by luvsmyncis, Nov 27 2010 05:29 PM
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#52
Dazz
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:18 PM
What is green for then?
Stoners...
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Yung
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 03:51 PM
Stoners...
Obvs.
Spread them green feels with a warm pipe of ganja yo. lol
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:47 PM
I sent you my address because I like cards.
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redlion
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:51 PM
They're pretty sweet cards.I sent you my address because I like cards.
Occasionally I take them out to admire the TLC that went into them. Seriously, they're sitting on my dresser right now, in a small shrine I've made with pieces from Niki's hair (pubic of course), her clothes (only the parts that touch her) and copies of her best literary works (forum posts denigrating idiots and harlots). They're as close as I get to a consensual relationship (with PRBM, that is).
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 04:53 PM
They're pretty sweet cards.
Occasionally I take them out to admire the TLC that went into them. Seriously, they're sitting on my dresser right now, in a small shrine I've made with pieces from Niki's hair (pubic of course), her clothes (only the parts that touch her) and copies of her best literary works (forum posts denigrating idiots and harlots). They're as close as I get to a consensual relationship (with PRBM, that is).
*eats popcorn while watching nominations of you for biggest creep to trickle in*
#57
luvsmyncis
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:43 PM
I want a card.
Tell me where you live.
They're as close as I get to a consensual relationship (with PRBM, that is).
Yeah that's probably as close as anyone gets to a consensual relationship with me.
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:49 PM
Tell me where you live.
Yeah that's probably as close as anyone gets to a consensual relationship with me.
There was that one time...... nah I won't go there 
#59
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 05:51 PM
There was that one time...... nah I won't go there
Let's be honest. That one time wasn't consensual anyway.
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 06:59 PM
Let's be honest. That one time wasn't consensual anyway.
I told you I didn't want to go there.... Oh, the shame. I felt so violated :'(
#61
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:03 PM
I told you I didn't want to go there.... Oh, the shame. I felt so violated :'(
It's ok. The bad people can't get you anymore.
Well, except for at weekends.
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:41 PM
It's ok. The bad people can't get you anymore.
Well, except for at weekends.
Why? What happens on weekends?
oh noes!#65
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 07:49 PM
Come is the correct spelling of the word.
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Posted 16 November 2013 - 08:06 PM
^this, except its my ass's reaction to the thought of impending doom.
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:35 AM
Wide open?^this, except its my ass's reaction to the thought of impending doom.
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 04:47 AM
Wide open?
No, freaking out at the thought of something coming anywhere close to it.
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 05:59 AM
No, freaking out at the thought of something coming anywhere close to it.
That's sad
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 06:14 AM
No, freaking out at the thought of something coming anywhere close to it.
Toilet paper must give you nightmares.
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luvsmyncis
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 08:18 AM
Toilet paper must give you nightmares.
He has a bidet.
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 11:17 AM
That's sad
No, you can't put your toys up there.
Also, toilet paper isn't an issue, because I wipe my own ass.
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NapisaurusRex
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Posted 17 November 2013 - 03:02 PM
WE have a bidet.He has a bidet.
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