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[Abradix]

Guys fix cars. Women in general; do not. I was terribly excited when I got my lesbian status jeep... I don't even know how to use the 4 wheel drive.

Its like the Batmobile. You hafta flip the switch.

Also, I was totally unaware of the lesbian-Jeep relationship. I can now stereotype with even MORE accuracy and offensiveness!


Oh, and filipino men have oversized nipples.

[Narcissa]

Subarus are called lesbarus within the lesbian community.

And volvos are... well, you can guess as to what those are called.

[Abradix]

Subarus are called lesbarus within the lesbian community.

And volvos are... well, you can guess as to what those are called.

Wow... I think my best friend lives in a colony of lesbians. Imma take a picture of his driveway tomorrow.

2 Volvos, a Jeep, and a beat-up 50s Ford.

[Narcissa]

Well, if they're volvo s60s or higher he's probably in the clear. It's the older volvos and the smaller newer volvos you have to worry about... if he has those you may want to start questioning his sexual identity.

[Frank12]

All i know is Smart Cars are usually owned by illegal mexicans and Prius' are owned by Single Caucasian Males who prolly sit at the computer all day *looks around* jk....kinda

[iargue]

I can have whatever I want if I use my boobs right. Lets have you and me walk into a bar and see who can get a free drink first; the boobs or the peen. Then lets try money, a free car, and support til the day we die.

I'd guess 95% of the populace has a back problem right now anyways because of heavy backpacks as teens or sitting to long at the computer.

People who stare at boobs instead of listening don't usually get laid by anyone anyways.

Boobs are a hell of a lot more attractive then pretty much every dick out there.

I'm not having a parasite for 9 months because I'm dating another hot chick who smells nice and cleans up after herself AND has her life in order because I decided to not date an ignorant mouth breather. Plus, contraception and abortions = win. Also, chicks may carry the thing for 9 months but more than likely YOU'RE the one paying for it for the next 18 years. Oh, and getting ice cream and pickles at 2 in the morning in December.

P.S, you still didn't tell me how Roxi's post was sexist versus yours.

I would post about how a woman would have none of what you posted if it wasn't for a Guy, and thus they are nothing without a guy, but I decided that would be too sexist and far off from my views to post (despite being true) and so I will just point out that I was not asked anything about how Roxi's post was sexist.

[Inver]

I would post about how a woman would have none of what you posted if it wasn't for a Guy, and thus they are nothing without a guy, but I decided that would be too sexist and far off from my views to post (despite being true) and so I will just point out that I was not asked anything about how Roxi's post was sexist.

Okay everyone, cálmate. Roxi's post was a little sexist and soul's was just retaliation. Hey, I get it. Stereotypes are fun. But not very accurate. We're all here to discuss like rational adults and we have to take other people's opinions and albeit hair trigger reactions. So for the sake of holding back the flames, here's something a little more relevant to the topic.

Worst part about being single - the fucking hickies. I need to take a break from sex now... I'm marked up everywhere.

And, personally, I find sexism hilarious. But you all are taking it a bit too seriously.

[EveMazing]

Worst part about being single - the fucking hickies. I need to take a break from sex now... I'm marked up everywhere.

That made me giggle

fuck, I wish I was single. I mean technically I am but this girl that I've been seeing is becoming clingy and it's driving me nuts. We aren't even actually together but she's always on my ass. "Why haven't you texted me all day?" "Why are you so distant?" "Do you like Sarah?" "I don't want you to leave me." "I don't see why we can't stay together when you move 6 hours away." OMG seriously shut up. There's only so much I can handle. I try not to upset her by telling her what she wants to hear but sometimes I have to put my foot down and then when I do she plays the victim. I love the girl, I do, but I told her in the beginning I don't want to be in a relationship. I want to be single and cuddle with everyone. AHHHH. D:<

[Jaws]

I second that.

Its an instant turn off for me to read something that they right, or to get a text from them.

You see "wat r u up 2" and I just delete her contact details. All I ask for is to actually use words. If your grammar isn't perfect, or your spelling isn't perfect, I honestly dont care. But u, and wat, and all of this shit, I just cant stand it.

Haha so true, on one occasion she wouldn't even finish the sentence... seriously.... where u?
I do like it however when the last letter is repeated

[Irradium]

I hate being single. I <3 to <3. All the banter you could want, and you know they won't (usually) storm off because of that 'special bond' (sounds weird when I say it, that's why I'm enclosing it in quotes) you share. And of course, there are the 'physical' advantages of being in a relationship too. Then again, only 1 in 10 people could possibly be a worthwhile partner, whether you view personality or looks as a priority anyway. Then the extremely shallow teenagers and the like have to worry about 'leagues' and 'popularity'.

This is the worst part about being single for me: being able to write this post because you know what this type of loneliness is like.

[Frank274]

At first I was like: I'm single.

Now I am like: FUCK YEAH I'M SINGLE!!

It sucked at first, not having someone there at night and whatnot, but then I realized that I'm free to do what I want now. Everything happens for a reason, there's a reason we broke up, and there's a reason why we are still friends. As much as I like the feeling of knowing that I have a girlfriend, I'm not going to cry and be an emo kid over being single.

[MsRose]

There are plenty of good men out there, they just get ignored. Women have a tenacity for dating "bad boys", also known as: the assholes who are swimming in so much testosterone driven ego that they can't be bothered to read a book, consider other people's feelings or ugh, function as a normal part of society.

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard "oh, they're okay but they're just too nice" and then the next week I open my door to find my friend bawling their eyes out because "holy cow, that guy who's cheated on every girlfriend he's ever had has been unfaithful. My god!"

stoppit ladies.

[Frank274]

There are plenty of good men out there, they just get ignored. Women have a tenacity for dating "bad boys", also known as: the assholes who are swimming in so much testosterone driven ego that they can't be bothered to read a book, consider other people's feelings or ugh, function as a normal part of society.

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard "oh, they're okay but they're just too nice" and then the next week I open my door to find my friend bawling their eyes out because "holy cow, that guy who's cheated on every girlfriend he's ever had has been unfaithful. My god!"

stoppit ladies.

Hey now. I read. I'm also an asshole and my last girlfriend said I had a "bad boy" side to me. What's up with that? Bad boys don't sit down and read a book for a few hours on end.

Also, ladies, here's a helpful hint: If you still have feelings for your ex, don't start dating someone new until you are fully over your ex. Or else I'll come find you.

[Applepi]

Also, ladies, here's a helpful hint: If you still have feelings for your ex, don't start dating someone new until you are fully over your ex. Or else I'll come find you.

Word. As a girl I'll say the same thing. I hate when one girl does this, messes a guy up and then he blames all of woman kind. Honestly, its probably best for all parties involved if you just take a few months off after dating someone to just find yourself. Its hard enough as it is ending a relationship and to jump right into another one is insane! Fellas this goes for you too!!

[Kauvara]

*sigh* No offense, but it seems like the people who care if you use "u" or "you" are usually too uptight for my tastes anyways.
My boyfriend and I constantly use acronyms while we text, I mean, it's texting. People do that shit all the time. I don't see what the big deal is. xD

Now of course when it comes to essays, letters, and other formal matters, I turn into a perfectionist.

[travis]

Single? I don't know what that is.

[Juturna]

With a phone I'm more lenient with abbreviation and chat speak - but if you're on a keyboard you have no reason to go "wut r u up 2?" or whatever. I mean, if don't capitalize, I'm okay with that. I'm a bit lazy on every single grammar thing myself. But just. There's no reason to if you have a full keyboard. None at all. :|

Also, ladies, here's a helpful hint: If you still have feelings for your ex, don't start dating someone new until you are fully over your ex. Or else I'll come find you.

/hides

[Legionary]

I don't mind as long as its not too crazy

[Cory]

Also, ladies, here's a helpful hint: If you still have feelings for your ex, don't start dating someone new until you are fully over your ex. Or else I'll come find you.

Usually the best way to get over one ass hole is to get with another.

[redlion]

*sigh* No offense, but it seems like the people who care if you use "u" or "you" are usually too uptight for my tastes anyways.
My boyfriend and I constantly use acronyms while we text, I mean, it's texting. People do that shit all the time. I don't see what the big deal is. xD

For me, the texting thing depends. If it's someone I know, I don't really care. Usually I learn someone's style of communication very early on in a relationship (romantic or otherwise). On the other hand, if it's someone I've just met and I have to sit and decipher their messages... I get short.

I used to have long conversations through text with a girlfriend, all properly typed and in full sentences. Some nights we would have multiple conversations at the same time. Try doing THAT over a voice connection. Of course, this was in high school when we had nothing better to do than text each other all night

Anyway, I guess no one was going to comment on the massive gravedig, but I will. DON'T DO THAT! This shit is a year old almost, and I CBA to read through this all for continuity's sake.

As long as I'm typing though, I guess I'll add my own thoughts on being single. I usually don't actively pursue romantic relationships. Humans aren't born needing monogamy you know! Being single is the natural state - why fuck up your head thinking that you need someone else? Don't get me wrong, I've been in my share of romantic entanglements. I just prefer to let them seek me out. I know I'm a catch (not being narcissistic, but I have self-esteem) so I know it won't be an issue in the long term.

I'm mildly interested in whether or not Inver is still single. Makes you wonder, threads like these

[EveMazing]

Also, ladies, here's a helpful hint: If you still have feelings for your ex, don't start dating someone new until you are fully over your ex. Or else I'll come find you.

Easier said than done. Sometimes they stick with you forever and there's nothing you can do about it.

[Inver]

For me, the texting thing depends. If it's someone I know, I don't really care. Usually I learn someone's style of communication very early on in a relationship (romantic or otherwise). On the other hand, if it's someone I've just met and I have to sit and decipher their messages... I get short.

I used to have long conversations through text with a girlfriend, all properly typed and in full sentences. Some nights we would have multiple conversations at the same time. Try doing THAT over a voice connection. Of course, this was in high school when we had nothing better to do than text each other all night

Anyway, I guess no one was going to comment on the massive gravedig, but I will. DON'T DO THAT! This shit is a year old almost, and I CBA to read through this all for continuity's sake.

As long as I'm typing though, I guess I'll add my own thoughts on being single. I usually don't actively pursue romantic relationships. Humans aren't born needing monogamy you know! Being single is the natural state - why fuck up your head thinking that you need someone else? Don't get me wrong, I've been in my share of romantic entanglements. I just prefer to let them seek me out. I know I'm a catch (not being narcissistic, but I have self-esteem) so I know it won't be an issue in the long term.

I'm mildly interested in whether or not Inver is still single. Makes you wonder, threads like these

Yep. Still single. And still loving the beh-jesus out of it.

[EveMazing]

Well I found my perfect dike but I think she's playing hard to get and it's really fucking frustrating... And I feel like a terrible person for liking her when I'm kind of seeing this other girl -.- *sigh* it's hard to juggle two girls. I've never had to do this before.

[Sweeney]

Well I found my perfect dike but I think she's playing hard to get and it's really fucking frustrating... And I feel like a terrible person for liking her when I'm kind of seeing this other girl -.- *sigh* it's hard to juggle two girls. I've never had to do this before.

Then I would suggest no doing it.

[redlion]

Well I found my perfect dike but I think she's playing hard to get and it's really fucking frustrating... And I feel like a terrible person for liking her when I'm kind of seeing this other girl -.- *sigh* it's hard to juggle two girls. I've never had to do this before.

I sincerely doubt you have to. Maybe you meant to say you've never been in this situation before?

Then I would suggest not doing her.

Fix'd.