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#101 Abradix

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 03:16 PM

Is it bad that I make fun of the bad texters by stooping to their level?

I recently used the term "totes" in the middle of a fully formed, capitalized and punctuated sentence.

Needless to say the receiver didn't get the sleight, but half the fun of being condescending is when the person doesn't realize they're being talked down to. That hopeless blindness is really refreshing sometimes...


I like you more and more each post :)

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    #102 Narcissa

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    Posted 26 January 2011 - 08:30 PM

    I sense a bit of bias here. Being an android, I could be considered an impartial party. And I agree with him.


    Doesn't matter if you're biased or not in a blanket statement. Not all chicks are so entwined in their own little worlds that they're so stubborn they won't admit they're wrong. It's like me saying all white dudes have significantly smaller dicks then other races. Some truth to it, but not always (in your case too I'm sure), right?

    #103 Abradix

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    Posted 26 January 2011 - 08:52 PM

    Doesn't matter if you're biased or not in a blanket statement. Not all chicks are so entwined in their own little worlds that they're so stubborn they won't admit they're wrong. It's like me saying all white dudes have significantly smaller dicks then other races. Some truth to it, but not always (in your case too I'm sure), right?


    Nah, my dick is minuscule. You hit it right on the nose. Posted Image

    #104 Narcissa

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:12 PM

    What I like is that you highlighted my post as sexist even though I was being sarcastic, whilst you ignored the sexism in Roxi's post even though she was being serious.

    Pot, kettle, black.


    Which post of Roxi's is sexist? O_o

    And as always, never assume that your "sarcasm" is being relayed through the other side of the intertubes. Doesn't work well unless you're blatantly obviously about it, like such ,:sarcasm:

    Edited by Khuce, 27 January 2011 - 12:13 PM.


    #105 Abradix

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:08 PM

    And as always, never assume that your "sarcasm" is being relayed through the other side of the intertubes. Doesn't work well unless you're blatantly obviously about it, like such ,:sarcasm:


    Unless you don't really care if a bunch of people on the internet think your cock is tiny.

    #106 Narcissa

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 01:19 PM

    Unless you don't really care if a bunch of people on the internet think your cock is tiny.


    Doesn't matter if you don't have one to begin with. :funone:

    #107 Abradix

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 02:55 PM

    Doesn't matter if you don't have one to begin with. :funone:


    But I know you want one, you can pee outside, you can hit stuff with it, you can use it for shadow-puppetry. Shits so cash.

    #108 iargue

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 07:33 PM

    But I know you want one, you can pee outside, you can hit stuff with it, you can use it for shadow-puppetry. Shits so cash.


    You can write you name in the snow. Pee standing up. Stick it anything with a hole (Not recommended). Yell at people dont do have one. All kinds of shit.

    #109 Narcissa

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 07:57 PM

    This is true. But boobs usually beat all others so yanno...

    #110 sircomflix

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:12 PM

    Back problem? No thanks ^^

    #111 Kat

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:36 PM

    love how this thread turned into dicks vs boobs and wtf sexism, lol.

    welp, since we're here.. boobs are way better :whistling:

    #112 iargue

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:43 PM

    love how this thread turned into dicks vs boobs and wtf sexism, lol.

    welp, since we're here.. boobs are way better :whistling:



    My penis doesnt give me back problems. I don't have to wear a bra. People dont stare at my penis instead of listening to me

    Dick is better to have. boobs are better for your sexual partner to have.

    #113 Abradix

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:41 PM

    My penis doesnt give me back problems. I don't have to wear a bra. People dont stare at my penis instead of listening to me

    Dick is better to have. boobs are better for your sexual partner to have.


    People don't stare at your penis? :(

    Other than that, truth. Men are the true winners. Enjoy carrying an 8 lb parasite around for 9 months :)

    #114 Lallard

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:55 PM

    My penis doesnt give me back problems. I don't have to wear a bra. People dont stare at my penis instead of listening to me

    Dick is better to have. boobs are better for your sexual partner to have.


    Two words: man boobs.

    #115 jcrdude

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    Posted 27 January 2011 - 11:21 PM

    Two words: man boobs.


    Ah, the good old days when the only boobs on board were Georgina's boobs and my moobs.

    *sigh*

    The good old days.

    #116 Abradix

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    Posted 29 January 2011 - 07:12 PM

    Ah, the good old days when the only boobs on board were Georgina's boobs and my moobs.

    *sigh*

    The good old days.


    Look on the bright side, now we have enough fat louts to make an entire mountain of boobs!!

    I shall call it... BOOB MOUNTAIN!! So eloquent.

    #117 Narcissa

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 12:49 AM

    My penis doesnt give me back problems. I don't have to wear a bra. People dont stare at my penis instead of listening to me

    Dick is better to have. boobs are better for your sexual partner to have.


    I can have whatever I want if I use my boobs right. Lets have you and me walk into a bar and see who can get a free drink first; the boobs or the peen. Then lets try money, a free car, and support til the day we die.

    I'd guess 95% of the populace has a back problem right now anyways because of heavy backpacks as teens or sitting to long at the computer.

    People who stare at boobs instead of listening don't usually get laid by anyone anyways.

    Boobs are a hell of a lot more attractive then pretty much every dick out there.

    I'm not having a parasite for 9 months because I'm dating another hot chick who smells nice and cleans up after herself AND has her life in order because I decided to not date an ignorant mouth breather. Plus, contraception and abortions = win. Also, chicks may carry the thing for 9 months but more than likely YOU'RE the one paying for it for the next 18 years. Oh, and getting ice cream and pickles at 2 in the morning in December.

    P.S, you still didn't tell me how Roxi's post was sexist versus yours.

    #118 Abradix

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:20 AM

    >implying I will stick around to raise my bastard children

    #119 Narcissa

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:24 AM

    >implying I will stick around to raise my bastard children


    Ah, well hopefully anyone you sleep with and pull a dumb move like not covering your own asses by using something, anything as contraception will make the courts force you to give child support.

    #120 Abradix

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:26 AM

    Ah, well hopefully anyone you sleep with and pull a dumb move like not covering your own asses by using something, anything as contraception will make the courts force you to give child support.


    Don't worry, my proud and fearsome people have a long history of hiding from the court system. Thanks Dad!

    #121 Narcissa

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:29 AM

    Ah, daddy issues. It allll makes sense now.

    #122 Abradix

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:33 AM

    Ah, daddy issues. It allll makes sense now.


    The insatiable need for attention, the reckless lifestyle, the shameless douchbaggery... I can't believe we didn't think of this before.

    #123 Narcissa

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:41 AM

    The insatiable need for attention, the reckless lifestyle, the shameless douchbaggery... I can't believe we didn't think of this before.


    New study: Scientists find correlation between douchebaggery and absent parenting.

    FIND OF THE CENTURY MAN.

    It's cool. My pops is married to some frumpy woman who could be my sister. Maybe that's why I like the women types. -chin tap-

    #124 Abradix

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:48 AM

    It's cool. My pops is married to some frumpy woman who could be my sister. Maybe that's why I like the women types. -chin tap-


    I can understand why you like the weemunz.

    Its anyone who likes men that I don't understand in the slightest.

    #125 Narcissa

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    Posted 30 January 2011 - 01:55 AM

    Guys fix cars. Women in general; do not. I was terribly excited when I got my lesbian status jeep... I don't even know how to use the 4 wheel drive.

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