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[MarvelGirl]

Human penises are not cute.

Puppies are cute and make me smile with happiness.
Penises are not so cute but make me squeal with happiness.

I will not give in to the social norms male oppressors have demanded of me. I shave nothing. The whole idea of it is ridiculous to me. I am a mammal. I have hair under my arms, in my ass crack, on my big toes, in the small of my back. Lots of places. Sorry if it isn't very 'lady-like' but welcome to real life.

Ass crack? Holy shit. You are a better woman than I.

I totally conform to the norms but only because I want to not because of male oppression. I do it because I like it.

I love accessories, I love having my hair done, I enjoy painted toe nails and my legs, underarms, and pooty are smooth as a babys butt.

[Sweeney]

Years and years.

Pushing sixty, and still thinks that implied lack of sexual activity is insulting.

[Mishatu]

I was going to do a before/after makeup shoot, but the experiment failed due to shitty photographer. So now I'm all prettied up and no one can tell

[trizzle]

Years and years.

Pushing sixty, and still thinks that implied lack of sexual activity is insulting.

Kind of totally unrelated but at my work experience I had to hand out a viagra prescription to a 78 year old man called Mr. Bone

[Sweeney]

Frizzle, I didn't know you were pushing sixty. You're a good bit older than me than.

I can't tell if you're genuinely confused, or if you think deliberate misinterpretation makes you look clever.

[Drakonid]

P.S. Sorry about that Frizzle
P.S.S. And I am clever,
P.S.P.S. I scream part of my shame to the world, to young ones that can't understand and likely will judge me harshly. I admit I can't fix my beloved, and soooome people have to be so vain as to expect me to get their name right. Talk about your vanity.

You do know you're supposed to add only P's, not P's and S's to your will, right?

Edited by Drakonid, 25 June 2012 - 10:46 AM.

[Mishatu]

Now now people, chillax, or I'll break out all the cheap makeup

[Sweeney]

soooome people have to be so vain as to expect me to get their name right. Talk about your vanity.

That wasn't what I was referring to.

[redlion]

Enough talk of bouncing balls. This is estrogen thread.

Lets talk about 79 cents on the dollar, ladies.

Or concordantly, the glass ceiling. How does it feel to be absolutely screwed by my gender and race?

That's right, step right up and take a shot at the male oppressor. While I may be in the master race, I come in the name of peace and harmony, so long as you continue to toil for three fourths your coworkers pay.

This is why the unions have been surpressed. I refer to the possibility that we might participate in the planning of our collective future. The class system is no longer casted lower, middle, upper, poor or impoverished; the new system is masters and laborers. Propaganda makes this possible. Listen to these mp3s(1) (2) of a talk Chomsky gave.

Spoiler

Harmony, who can be against that? Yellow ribbons, who can be against that?

Mohawk valley formula

You are free so long as you don't long for a better life. Then you're suspect and subject to the will of the oppressors.

[Mishatu]

You think you're the masters? Um, who's expected to buy whom stuff?

[Waser Lave]

Enough talk of bouncing balls. This is estrogen thread.

Lets talk about 79 cents on the dollar, ladies.

Or concordantly, the glass ceiling. How does it feel to be absolutely screwed by my gender and race?

Some might argue that the gender pay gap is a small level of recompense for all the suffering men have endured throughout the years. How many men have been sent to their deaths in wars while women have stayed at home? What about the centuries where men were expected to work and be the sole wage earner regardless of the level of danger involved in their work? What about men being expected to sacrifice their lives for arbitrary protocols like 'women and children first'?

It's not as if all men have had it good over the years at the expense of women.

[Mishatu]

I just figure that guys get paid more in order to buy me moar food. I'm a hungry chica.

[Nymh]

You know what is a crying shame? I am probably honestly the smartest person that I know in real life. I can do anything I want, and I know this. But inside of me, all I want to do is stay home, cook and clean and care for a husband and my/our kids. I don't really yearn for anything huge out of my life. I think that's why I waffle so much with my education, because it wouldn't really bother me to not go into a profession. I want a social life, of course, and to contribute to the community. And I wouldn't mind making and selling things, or maybe even working part time from home. I worked for years and made really good money because I needed to, and I was good at what I did and enjoyed it a lot.

Maybe it's not a shame, maybe it's a good thing. I don't know. I just feel conflicted and guilty because society seems to think that I should care about the 79% and the glass ceilings and wanting to be a successful career woman and I just don't.

[Frizzle]

Don't worry. Most people are boring, uninspiring people. Unfortunately I don't know what that's like but I'm sure you'll figure out the meaning to your life whilst making the kids tea.

[NapisaurusRex]

On another note, I wonder how many of you ladies can do our version of this. I want to be able to but never have done it. I don't expect anyone to post on here if they can do it (unless you just want to brag) but just know that I am envious

What? Blue clit?

You know what is a crying shame? I am probably honestly the smartest person that I know in real life. I can do anything I want, and I know this. But inside of me, all I want to do is stay home, cook and clean and care for a husband and my/our kids. I don't really yearn for anything huge out of my life. I think that's why I waffle so much with my education, because it wouldn't really bother me to not go into a profession. I want a social life, of course, and to contribute to the community. And I wouldn't mind making and selling things, or maybe even working part time from home. I worked for years and made really good money because I needed to, and I was good at what I did and enjoyed it a lot.

Maybe it's not a shame, maybe it's a good thing. I don't know. I just feel conflicted and guilty because society seems to think that I should care about the 79% and the glass ceilings and wanting to be a successful career woman and I just don't.

Also, I wish we lived closer to each other. The 'huge' thing I want out of life is to make babies and make a man happy at home.

Edited by Napiform, 25 June 2012 - 02:54 PM.

[KaibaSama]

I'll add this in:

Women can not be drafted
Why?
Because if women are sent to war, and they die
The world will have less women to make babies (and care for babies) and the population can go down dramatically. (as for men being drafted, artificial insemination means women don't really need a man to be there [as men can freeze/donate sperm.]

Women and children first on sinking ships
Why?
Women and children are smaller, thus they take up less room in a lifeboat, so more people can get onto one. Meaning more people will be saved.

For life goals: (careers,children/family) I'd like to be a doctor and have a family but that'd be incredibly hard to do.

[NapisaurusRex]

No, and they don't fart either. You get a filter installed when you turn 10.

[Nymh]

What? Blue clit?

Also, I wish we lived closer to each other. The 'huge' thing I want out of life is to make babies and make a man happy at home.

No, female ejaculation silly

I do too, over the months I have thought many times that we would get along well.

[Maeghan]

My gender works for me in my current position. My boss is a woman also. So we bond.

@coltom,

Honestly I find you more annoying then Sweeney. You both think you know everything, but Sweeney gets to the fucking point. You just always seem to have verbal diarrhea on everything you look at. Js.

Edited by Maeghan, 25 June 2012 - 04:57 PM.

[luvsmyncis]

Enough talk of bouncing balls. This is estrogen thread.

Lets talk about 79 cents on the dollar, ladies.

Or concordantly, the glass ceiling. How does it feel to be absolutely screwed by my gender and race?

Don't know why, but the first thing that came to mind was this Batman comic I read where the Joker throws Harley Quinn out a window and she ends up in the hospital.

Spoiler

Actually, it feels like shit. Feels even worse to be a female who is petite, young, and hispanic. No one takes me seriously, and they will never take me seriously. If I am assertive, then I am a bitch. If I am passive, I'm weak. There is no winning. So I guess I'll be a bitch, because at least that's fun.

Some might argue that the gender pay gap is a small level of recompense for all the suffering men have endured throughout the years. How many men have been sent to their deaths in wars while women have stayed at home? What about the centuries where men were expected to work and be the sole wage earner regardless of the level of danger involved in their work? What about men being expected to sacrifice their lives for arbitrary protocols like 'women and children first'?

It's not as if all men have had it good over the years at the expense of women.

It might have been different had women been allowed to serve in various military positions other than nurses or under male pseudonyms. It's not like women were sitting back for the past few thousand years thinking, "Thank goodness I'm not allowed to do things men do. Thank goodness we can't vote or own property or have our opinions taken seriously or make choices for our own futures!" It's not like it was women who created religions that up and decided every God worth worshiping thinks women should be subservient to their husbands or fathers. No. It was men who decided all this shit, who created a myth that a woman created sin and that everything with a vagina should be punished for it. It was men who decided women are too weak to stand as equals. And it was men's misguided sense of chivalry that convinced them to save helpless women and children first. Because they certainly can't take care of themselves.

[yeah]

Just thought I should let you all know, I shaved today and cut myself a new vagina in the process.

[luvsmyncis]

Just thought I should let you all know, I shaved today and cut myself a new vagina in the process.

Better put some neosporin on it. Don't want to get an infection.

[Maeghan]

Better put some neosporin on it. Don't want to get an infection.

Hydrogen Peroxide.