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[Waser Lave]

Whatever happened to Chyna? Does she still wrestle? I actually liked her. *looks* Oh, no, she's been retired for like 11 years. Darn.

Didn't (s)he go into porn or something?

[Nymh]

Didn't (s)he go into porn or something?

Actually, yeah. Looks like she has done some other TV stuff too. Mostly reality shows.

[luvsmyncis]

Surely looking pretty and wearing bikinis is entertainment in itself for most of the crowd of a wrestling match (particularly as a change from watching large sweaty men cuddle each other).

Everyone thinks women's matches are a boring, pathetic waste of time. EVERYONE.

Chyna is such a mess. I saw her on the "Surreal Life" on VH1 years ago, and she was in a fucked up relationship with the 1-2-3 Kid. Man, he was a dick but she kept going back to him.

[Mishelle]

Ugh I remember Jaqueline, Ivory, Chyna and Lita. Those were some fierce bitches.

[Dazz]

Anyone remember watching this match?


When i saw that i was like...

[luvsmyncis]

I've been watching wrestling somewhat regularly right now, and sad to say it, Dolph is one of the more entertaining guys.

I had a sex dream with Seth Rollins last night. It was ugly, and funny. The weirdest thing is, he kept his boots on the whole time.

I'm in a great mood this morning.

[StudMuffin]

Needs more Hulk Hogan.

 

Needs more divas..

 

http://www.wwe.com/i...entine08-photos

http://www.wwe.com/i...00-divas-photos

[Tubbz]

Needs more divas..

 

http://www.wwe.com/i...entine08-photos

http://www.wwe.com/i...00-divas-photos

 

Divas stopped being "serious" once they had the bra and panties match. 

 

Men: OK, you've got to beat the hell out of your opponent and climb out a steel cage.

 

Women: OK, you've got to seduce her, without penetrating her in any way, to the point where you can remove her underwear. BUT!!! She will have another set of underwear on underneath. 

 

 

Yeah... just get rid of divas. 

[luvsmyncis]

Divas needs more this: (action)

Less of this: (petty foolishness)

 

Completely eliminate this talentless turkey:

 

 

Mostly just digging up this post because I got my Christmas presents in the mail today...

This shirt... (I wear the same expression on my face when I put this shirt on)

 

And this hoooooodie. (SHIELD fan for life)

[Futurama]

 

 

Poor JoJo . Looks like she's going to need a back massage, I can help her with that.

[flea]

"Too athletic, and he was throwing her around like they were wrestling"

Thats not "Too good at sex" thats "too rough". Big difference. Most girls like rough, but only to a certain extent. 

[Fikri]

oh, i don't mind getting thrown around. girls don't know how to enjoy a good time.

 

"Too athletic, and he was throwing her around like they were wrestling"

Thats not "Too good at sex" thats "too rough". Big difference. Most girls like rough, but only to a certain extent. 

 

iargue's dupe?

[Sweeney]

iargue's dupe?

Do not engage.

[luvsmyncis]

"Too athletic, and he was throwing her around like they were wrestling"

Thats not "Too good at sex" thats "too rough". Big difference. Most girls like rough, but only to a certain extent. 

 

Or he's overselling it in bed.

 

Spoiler

Look what happens to the guy when he gets punched...

 

And when he gets hit with a flimsy piece of plastic...

 

And look at... well. Even I don't know what's happening here...

 

[luvsmyncis]

I've spent all morning trying to hand my hard earned money over to this billion dollar company, but the website doesn't work. Thanks, Obama.

This is all Seth Rollins' fault. If I hadn't had that dream about him, I wouldn't be watching wrestling regularly, and I wouldn't have known about the network and I wouldn't be yearning for the nostalgia of my youth.

[Sweeney]

I've spent all morning trying to hand my hard earned money over to this billion dollar company, but the website doesn't work. Thanks, Obama.

This is all Seth Rollins' fault. If I hadn't had that dream about him, I wouldn't be watching wrestling regularly, and I wouldn't have known about the network and I wouldn't be yearning for the nostalgia of my youth.

*quiet disappointment*

[luvsmyncis]

*quiet disappointment*

You just don't understand.

Imagine Doctor Who comes on twice a week for the past 50 years, and continues to air a live show every week, with a special episode every month on pay per view. Pretend that when you were a child, you watched Doctor Who every week, wearing a stupid scarf or buying a stupid lunch box in the shape of a stupid blue police box. You went and saw Doctor Who on ice when it came to your town, you ate the cotton candy. You've gone to meet some of your favorite characters. You used to battle boys down the street and win as the reigning Doctor Who of the neighborhood.

Maybe you grew out of it. Maybe there was a Doctor you didn't care about, so you stopped watching. Maybe now you have a job that requires you to work every time the live Doctor Who show airs. Maybe one day you have a sex dream about one of the secondary characters, one you probably would have never noticed, but now you notice, and you notice that you like them.

Pretend you have a 91 year old grandpa who has continuously watched this Doctor Who shit religiously because he thinks it's real. He will be dead sooner or later, but he really enjoys spending time with you, watching Doctor Who, and genuinely gets excited when the Doctor triumphs over evil. Perhaps the girl you're in love with also has fond childhood memories of Doctor Who, except she likes the character you HATED and you love the character SHE hated, so it brings a fun love-to-hate dynamic to your relationship. Now she pretends to be jealous of that character you had a sex dream about, and it gives you a little evil satisfaction.

Now imagine all those Doctor Who episodes are available to you on a network to watch any time you want. Not only will you be able to watch the Doctor Who you enjoyed as a child, or the Doctor Who you missed when you were busy, but there are going to be new original spin off shows featuring some of your favorite characters available on this network.

Now imagine it's only $10 a month. You used to spend at least $120 a year anyway on it for The Who Rumble and Doctor Who-mania... the two most exciting pay per views of the year. Can you imagine? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE???

[Dan]

You just don't understand.

Imagine Doctor Who comes on twice a week for the past 50 years, and continues to air a live show every week, with a special episode every month on pay per view. Pretend that when you were a child, you watched Doctor Who every week, wearing a stupid scarf or buying a stupid lunch box in the shape of a stupid blue police box. You went and saw Doctor Who on ice when it came to your town, you ate the cotton candy. You've gone to meet some of your favorite characters. You used to battle boys down the street and win as the reigning Doctor Who of the neighborhood.

Maybe you grew out of it. Maybe there was a Doctor you didn't care about, so you stopped watching. Maybe now you have a job that requires you to work every time the live Doctor Who show airs. Maybe one day you have a sex dream about one of the secondary characters, one you probably would have never noticed, but now you notice, and you notice that you like them.

Pretend you have a 91 year old grandpa who has continuously watched this Doctor Who shit religiously because he thinks it's real. He will be dead sooner or later, but he really enjoys spending time with you, watching Doctor Who, and genuinely gets excited when the Doctor triumphs over evil. Perhaps the girl you're in love with also has fond childhood memories of Doctor Who, except she likes the character you HATED and you love the character SHE hated, so it brings a fun love-to-hate dynamic to your relationship. Now she pretends to be jealous of that character you had a sex dream about, and it gives you a little evil satisfaction.

Now imagine all those Doctor Who episodes are available to you on a network to watch any time you want. Not only will you be able to watch the Doctor Who you enjoyed as a child, or the Doctor Who you missed when you were busy, but there are going to be new original spin off shows featuring some of your favorite characters available on this network.

Now imagine it's only $10 a month. You used to spend at least $120 a year anyway on it for The Who Rumble and Doctor Who-mania... the two most exciting pay per views of the year. Can you imagine? CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE???

 

So you're saying there's gonna be some Dr Who spin offs? AWESOME!!!!

[Sweeney]

No...but...I...the internet?

[luvsmyncis]

No...but...I...the internet?

Low quality vhs uploads ain't cuttin' it.