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#26 Rocket

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:22 AM

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I can see how it would work, and how it would be beneficial, save money, save the planet, ect...

 

 

Just not my thing


Edited by Rocket, 21 February 2014 - 10:22 AM.


#27 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:26 AM

How can your plumbing suck so much? 

It must be lovely living in beautiful big but cheap houses, where you can't shave at a the sink or flush toilet paper :/

I don't live in a beautiful or big house...



#28 Tubbz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:26 AM

Bidet? 

Also, is the lying prone for the commando wipe? ;) 



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:27 AM

Bidet? 

Also, is the lying prone for the commando wipe? ;)

My bidet is broken right now.



#30 Tubbz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:30 AM

I don't live in a beautiful or big house...

 

It's just a general comment on American workmanship when it comes to housing. (Well Europe in general vs RotW) 

The whole visible plumbing thing throughout the house for example. If you're going to build a $Million house, why not hide the plumbing? 



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:33 AM

It's just a general comment on American workmanship when it comes to housing. (Well Europe in general vs RotW) 

The whole visible plumbing thing throughout the house for example. If you're going to build a $Million house, why not hide the plumbing? 

 

Every house I've been in didn't have visible plumbing.. not all houses are the same :p



#32 Sweeney

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:40 AM

It's a heck a lot easier to find and fix problems if you can see your pipes.

#33 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:42 AM

Daniel told me he's definitely a folder and he thinks crumpling it is weird and he made this face when I told him people do it:
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#34 Florg

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:42 AM

Wait, he wipes and puts it in the bin? O_o

Most disgusting thing on the face of the planet.

At my previous workplace, we had clients who would do that shit (literally). Angered me to no end.

 

I'm a stander - folded - baby wipes after. :p
When I was a kid, I did it sitting and found that so nasty and unsanitary.
I literally hate to poop. Hate it. If there was anything on the planet that I could not do for the rest of my life, it would be pooping.
I can't stand how it feels or how it makes me feel after.



#35 Tubbz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:44 AM

Most disgusting thing on the face of the planet.

At my previous workplace, we had clients who would do that shit (literally). Angered me to no end.

 

I'm a stander - folded - baby wipes after. :p
When I was a kid, I did it sitting and found that so nasty and unsanitary.
I literally hate to poop. Hate it. If there was anything on the planet that I could not do for the rest of my life, it would be pooping.
I can't stand how it feels or how it makes me feel after.

 

Does it make you feel violated. 

Is it like being bummed in reverse? ;) 



#36 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:47 AM

Most disgusting thing on the face of the planet.

At my previous workplace, we had clients who would do that shit (literally). Angered me to no end.

 

I'm a stander - folded - baby wipes after. :p
When I was a kid, I did it sitting and found that so nasty and unsanitary.
I literally hate to poop. Hate it. If there was anything on the planet that I could not do for the rest of my life, it would be pooping.
I can't stand how it feels or how it makes me feel after.

I don't see what's unsanitary about wiping while sitting.
I've never gotten poo on me while wiping or had my arm "brush the toilet seat" (which by the way, your ass is touching anyway, why does it matter?)


Does it make you feel violated. 

Is it like being bummed in reverse? ;)

Welp.. some people happen to like being bummed. 



#37 Waser Lave

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:48 AM

I don't see what's unsanitary about wiping while sitting.
I've never gotten poo on me while wiping or had my arm "brush the toilet seat" (which by the way, your ass is touching anyway, why does it matter?)


Welp.. some people happen to like being bummed. 

 

Yeah, I don't see the issue with that either. :p



#38 Tubbz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:51 AM

Yeah, I don't see the issue with that either. :p

 

Never said there was an issue, was asking if that's what the problem was with Florg. 



#39 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:52 AM

Never said there was an issue, was asking if that's what the problem was with Florg. 

I think he was referring to the first part of my post.
 



#40 Rocket

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:52 AM

I love pooping, I poop at least twice a day, I feel so much better after as well. 



#41 Tubbz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:53 AM

I think he was referring to the first part of my post.
 

 

Then excuse my comment. 



#42 Florg

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:57 AM

I don't see what's unsanitary about wiping while sitting.
I've never gotten poo on me while wiping or had my arm "brush the toilet seat" (which by the way, your ass is touching anyway, why does it matter?)


Welp.. some people happen to like being bummed. 

 

It just "feels" unsanitary to me. :p

But I can't fathom people who wipe and throw it in the trash for the world to see O_o

I mean I'm not grossed out easily but the last thing I want to do is walk into a TINY bathroom, with an open garbage can and see a massive wipe of someone else's poop sitting on the top of the trash stinking up the place...



#43 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 10:59 AM

I mean I'm not grossed out easily but the last thing I want to do is walk into a TINY bathroom, with an open garbage can and see a massive wipe of someone else's poop sitting on the top of the trash stinking up the place...

Yeah, that's just.. ew.
I deal with baby shit every day, like hell am I going to sit and look at adult poop too.



#44 Boggart

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:32 AM

My body is too fat to not stand to wipe. Darn my girth. But I'm glad that most people fold. The idea of scrunching is gross.

 

Although I admit that if I have really low quality 0.25 Ply toilet paper (such as at my university) i have to scrunch otherwise I'd need to fold 4 times just to make it manageable.



#45 Keil

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:42 AM

Baby wipes are the best thing ever. They're cheap enough to justify buying them in the long run and we never regret it at home. My home has a very strong plumbing system to handle cloth. God bless New York. It's odd for me to hear people's plumbing can't handle paper.

 

But in college, the mass produced toilet paper is almost a no ply. It you breathe into it, your breath will moisten it and it'll crumble. That's how bad it is. I'm forced to disdainfully crumble the paper.

 

I'm a squatter.



#46 Dazz

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 12:35 PM

I never understood how the shell thing works, and i still don't to this day. Stupid ass movie



#47 Frizzle

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 01:58 PM

Baby wipes all the way.

Put it this way, if you got shit on your arm, would you just brush it with some paper and that'll be that?

#48 Guest_Kate_*

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:44 PM

Baby wipes all the way.

Put it this way, if you got shit on your arm, would you just brush it with some paper and that'll be that?

After having kids I have to sort of agree with this, even though I use toilet paper.
When we clean them we use wipes and they are thoroughly cleaned. In the past I've run out of wipes and attempted to use toilet paper on them and was disgusted with the result. It left tiny traces of shit and toilet paper on their bottoms and I ended up resorting to a wet cloth. 



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:49 PM

Who gives a shit?

 

heh heh.



#50 Sweeney

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:51 PM

Who gives a shit?
 
heh heh.


I DOOOOOOOOOOO


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