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[Cupcakes]

I'm an American and I'm over weight and I fucking love McDonalds cheeseburgers and I'm not mad about it.

[Beasy]

I never realized how many black stereotypes I fit until now 

I talk during movies, I love fried chicken and grits. I drink my grape kool-aid with more sugar than my white husband can handle. I will kill some watermelon all day every day.

Hmm... basically all of the food stereotypes. I just ate a whole bag of pork rinds for breakfast.

And yes I have high blood pressure. 

[Rocket]

I'm an American and I'm over weight and I fucking love McDonalds cheeseburgers and I'm not mad about it.

QFT!

[Bee]

I think liking Soccer/Football is more of a British person thing

I'm a girl and I love my football. I might be atypical though.

[Kat]

xx

[Bee]

Yeah, so you're outside of the typical stereotypes that suggest women don't like sports. 
I happen to love watching Basketball and Hockey, but I find Football (NFL, not Soccer) an absolute snoozefest lol

I do too, but it's probably a Brit thing

[DasBear]

I never realized how many black stereotypes I fit until now 

I talk during movies, I love fried chicken and grits. I drink my grape kool-aid with more sugar than my white husband can handle. I will kill some watermelon all day every day.

Hmm... basically all of the food stereotypes. I just ate a whole bag of pork rinds for breakfast.

And yes I have high blood pressure. 

I literately spit out my tea after reading this, uugh...I can feel it in my nose. XD

Edited by DasBear, 20 May 2014 - 08:55 AM.

[Majesty]

I don't even know what stereotype I fit in. People have so many different opinions of me. I moved to the UK from North America so everyone hears my accent and the way I talk and just assumes I'm a typical nutsy American girl (I'm not even American). Also, anyone I've ever met thinks I'm a complete idiot because I have no common sense or something but anyone in my classes thinks I'm a complete genius because I'm good at school work. Anddddd I like really feminine things and a lot of my stuff is pink (literally everything) so people just assume I'm really girly, but I guess I'm not actually that feminine? MAN IDK people's opinions are everywhere, I lose myself in them.

[NapisaurusRex]

White: I love mayonnaise. Is that a white stereotype? I tried to Google more but that turned out terribly.

My very scientific study that occurred while I was working at Subway had the conclusion that mayo is for white people and miracle whip is for black people.

Also, I apparently have a farmers' tan.

[Beasy]

I literately spit out my tea after reading this, uugh...I can feel it in my nose. XD

I didn't know tea didn't come with as much sugar as my kool-aid until I was 13

[Frizzle]

I think liking Soccer/Football is more of a British Man thing
Around here the men are into American Football, Basketball, and Hockey, but never everrrrrr Soccer.

That's because Canadians aren't men. They literally let the French have part of Canada! Wusses!

[Turnip]

Mmmnnn.... Even though your stereotypical American's all loud and patriotic and shit I'm really super quiet and don't care about America at all Like lmao when Elin and I went out to some fast food place he'd have to order for me since the person couldn't hear me.... >w< <3

 

Also ?? I'm a pretty shit female hahah, the only sorta generic girly thing I'm into is PINK fuck yes its the best colour ever B)) I'd paint myself pink if I could I love that colour so much oh my god <3 But uhh, I have no idea how to use a makeup and what are fashionable clothes??? What is shopping for anything other than food

 

ALSO GIMME THEM VIDEO GAMES AND ANIMES AND POKEMONS AND PORN AND COMPUTERS YEAAAH lmao it was so silly, when I was on my IT course thing in college everyone was So Surprised that I built a computer :V Like come on that shit is easy its like legos!! I was surprised that hardly anyone there built theirs

 

To be honest I'm a pretty shit weeaboo too Before Elin and I started watching animes and stuff together like the last time I watched anything airing was when Madoka came out? And before that the last time I watched anything was when Kuuchuu Buranko was airing hehehe!! I watched a bunch of animes in 2008/2009 but that's about it >w< The only sorta weeaboo thing about me is that I listen to obscurish Japanese music and love figurines lmao

 

I do like having a nice cup of tea though!! And complaining about things heheheh~ So I guess I fit into the British stereotype there ^^ <3

 

I find it really hard being a bitch too! Even when I get angry (very, very rare), I'd rather suffer my anger in silence.

 

Damn are you me!! I only get Actually angry if like

... man I don't even know And when I do get angry I just cry instead of yell or anything!!

[Frizzle]

You are literally pink....

[Mandie]

I was the kid in high school that was invisible. I'm still good at it.

[Kyle]

I'm a white, somewhat overweight male in the United States living a slightly upper-middle-class life.

[Mathilda]

I'm such a fancy french lady, I can't even.

 

• I have a french accent from France (not a french canadian one, I know, weird.), 
• I enjoy eating horrific meaty stuff, like frog legs, foie gras and abbats
• I work in a high standing French restaurant where I'm force to wear high heels/white gloves.
• I know how to waltz.
• My grandpa taught me how to act like "a proper lady", so I have a perfect etiquette when I went.
• I wear classic BCBG stuff and think that Audrey Hepburn is the ultimate fashion guide.
• I have "lady like" hobbies: I cook, gardens, paint....
• I can make lace
• Apparently I have a classic europeans face, whatever that means.
• I walk/act like a queen. Car and people simply have to stay out of my way.
• Apparently I'm quite pretentious.

[Padme]

I could write a novel on this about Padme or myself but I will stick to a couple for now.

 

I say Eh all the time. I can't help it.

I call people hosers.

I usually have hockey on in my house.

 

BUT

 

I do NOT say A-boot when I say about. Only people in the maritimes say that. We have a lot of people who emigrate cross country to make money on the oil rigs here and you can always pick who is from far Eastern Canada from the West.

[luvsmyncis]

I eat beans, drink Big Red, and watch wrestling.

[Bee]

 

Damn are you me!! I only get Actually angry if like

... man I don't even know And when I do get angry I just cry instead of yell or anything!!

Lol, I cry when I'm angry as well! My brothers used to take the piss when I was younger because I'd cry instead of shout at them.

 

I also talk about the weather a lot.

[Yung]

I'm a stereotypical Midwesterner -- a more than average amount of kids, a Bible in every room, a yard full of cars and appliances, bacon and gravy for breakfast, guns on the walls, etc.
 
I'm also a stereotypical blonde (oblivious) and a stereotypical American. (Neocodex has quadrupled my cultural awareness, easily.)
 
I defy stereotypes by really, genuinely enjoying sex, though the internet makes me think women just don't talk about liking it as much as they really do. 
 
I can also do general car maintenance like changing oil and tires, but that might fall under the Midwesterner thing. (Welcome to the West, where the men are real men and the women are too.)

Pshh... you'll never be half the man your mother is.

[666]

I have a short temper and am pretty angry when provoked like most italian-american's are in the new york area

 

i guess i also as an american enjoy anything that is fried or 99% sugar (basically anything that will induce a heart attack)

 

I guess I also fulfill the bitchiness that gets associated with homosexuality 

I'm a short-tempered, highly impatient Italian-American from the New York area

 

That's all that comes to mind right now.

 

omg i just realized we basically wrote the same exact thing LOL  

well at least the first bit

[Choconilla]

I fit the spanish stereotypes of:

 

• If there is homecooked food, I shall eat. A ton.
• It's fairly okay to be super hella sexualized. (I'm Cuban, if you don't think this is accurate, I'd advise you stay away from the cuban slums, so very NSFW at times.)
• I have a temper and it flares as frequently as my sailor talking mouth.

But um, I go against general stereotypes because:

 

• I keep my hair fairly buzzed, wear men's clothing, am virtually one of the guys.
• I just hate any and all types of shopping. Especially clothes. Unless I can pretty much look at it and know it fits.
• I do not understand women's fashion and I never have. Alternatively, men's fashion is my bread and butter.