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[Mishelle]

Aurora told me that she will judge me and laugh at me if I become friends with Lerissa.

1. Bitch you make the worst decisions of any person that I know so I really don't give a shit about you judging anything I do.
2. I don't understand how im not allowed to be friends with her when you're the one who burned the bridge, not her. You're the one who acted like a complete bitch to her. Talked shit about her behind her back. Told me all of her personal business when she wasn't around and then got mad when she ignored you when you reached out to her.
3. I don't want to be friends with Lerissa because I'm pretty sure she's a crackhead, but you pulling this juvenile petty shit makes me want to befriend her just to spite you

Edited by Mishelle, 07 April 2016 - 08:58 PM.

[Rocket]

Warning girl stuff

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went to the gyno today, made the decision to get the iud. Appt is booked for two weeks away. I'm kinda nervous and the gyno laughed when I told him I'm taking xanax before the appt, he said to just take 800mg ibuprofen. He was really cool, not an old dude just a chill Asian guy who looks at vagina all day lol. I hope it doesn't ruin my vacation plans since I know yyou can bleed for a while after.

[Scot]

nice

[Adam]

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This zoloft does absolutely nothing for me other than make me sleepy.

[Dazz]

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Gave my spotify account out to a couple friends to get them on the hype, they absolutely love my music/playlists which is awesome, I've got shit for everyone on there, rock/indie/pop/girly shit/rap/dance/classics, errthang. I go round a mates for pre-drinks and he's already playing shit from my spotify, but then they check out some of the uhh "other" playlists, and spend at least an hour down the pub grilling me on them. I just be sitting there like

 

I have absolutely no shame when it comes to music  . Or anything really

 

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Following on from having no shame this is a great story! One not to miss for sure, if you ever want ammo on me for whatever fucking reason, not that it would ever work 

 

So I go round a friends to drink before going to the pub, standard shit right? Except half way through BAM! he pulls out a dress from his wardrobe, and starts rambling on about how it's his ex's and he sometimes misses her and shit. I've already been through this with him, words don't seem to do any justice for him, believe me,  i've tried time and time again right. So i said you know what? Dr. Darren is in the house, let me help you with this. I look him in the eyes and say "Do you trust me?" he says yes, i'm like "good you should, trust me, i'm a doctor" I make him give me the dress, and leave it in my hands because i don't want his night to be ruined, a true friend right?. 

 

The next day i'm chilling, having a "girly" night with the girls aka my "sisters", alcohol + grease, i'm in my element! No shame yo Grease is my favourite drunk film. We brainstorm ideas and come to a genius idea that's so fucking crazy it might just work. So i take a shower, and you remember that dress? You already know what's coming

 

That's right I put the dress on. I put all my dignity and pride aside. They take the picture. I change back into my clothes, because I still have a tiny bit of dignity left that I would like to cling on to if possible  . The next day I go back to his, give him the dress, and I give him the photo. The photo that will never ever see daylight, no matter how pretty I looked! 

 

One month on, I go to his for pre-drinks, he opens up the wardrobe and pulls out the dress. I'm thinking ahh shit here we go again   . He starts laughing, and i'm like "wut" . He says "now everytime I see this dress, the only thing that pops up into my head is you wearing this fucking dress and it makes me laugh so much every goddamn time. You're fucking crazy man and I absolutely love you for it". I dust my hands off and i'm like "My job here is done, that is exactly why we did that! You gotta go to the extremes to help a friend out sometimes, even if it's only temporary, as long as it made you laugh it was worth it  "

 

Then we all lived happily ever after, got drunk, and let the good times roll. Hope you enjoyed story time with Darren 

 

If you read all that shit, here's some bonus gifs of me dancing at pre-drinks, no music tho. High elbows and the sunflower yo. The videos get posted every weekend in the group chat to set the mood for the weekends anyways so enjoy, much love 

 

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[DonValentino]

@Dazz loved it man. let's see the pic!

[Mishelle]

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I really need to stop drinking. I got drunk as hell and had sex with Edward then the next morning I saw a red mark on his chest and got so mad like "WHOS BITING MY MAN?!?!" Then I remembered that I bit him.

[DonValentino]

Gotta add good posture to the list of things I find sexy...when a girl sittin' up straight wit they butt out oo-wee i tell you hwat

[Keil]

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I forgot that people who I am not contractually or otherwise obligated to care for like friends need care too.

[Katya]

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dunno why i get a warm fuzzy comfortable feeling whennppl disappoint me. Probably bc deep down i always knew they would one day. Guess fucking heartless robots can be hurt too. Got to rethink smoe shit.

[Dazz]

@Dazz loved it man. let's see the pic!

 

Haha thanks  , maybe one day but probably not any time soon. The world isn't ready for that yet 

[NapisaurusRex]

Haha thanks  , maybe one day but probably not any time soon. The world isn't ready for that yet 

 

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I've waited an obnoxiously long time for the opportunity to use that gif

[Mishelle]

I've spent so much time making fun of astrology but I've finally come to terms with the fact that I am a stereotypical annoying ass scorpio.

[DonValentino]

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Last night was the first time in like three months that I didn't smoke or drink, took me forever to fall asleep

[Adam]

I've spent so much time making fun of astrology but I've finally come to terms with the fact that I am a stereotypical annoying ass scorpio.

I resent this.

[Mishelle]

I resent this.

You know it's the truth. We're rude as fuck.

[NapisaurusRex]

I resent this.

You resemble that.

[Adam]

You resemble that.

Thank you for calling me annoying .

[KittyNikki]

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If people knew how often and how detailed I either brutally murdered, or had sex with them in my mind... Well let's just say things would be very awkward if I was a guy lol.

[Adam]

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If people knew how often and how detailed I either brutally murdered, or had sex with them in my mind... Well let's just say things would be very awkward if I was a guy lol.

With today's technology, you can be a guygirl thing if you want. Let your dreams come true! Also, there are ways of hiding the awkwardness .

[Keil]

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I have a smoking addiction. I use my e-cig more times per day than I actually eat.  

[DonValentino]

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I have a smoking addiction. I use my e-cig more times per day than I actually eat.  

@Adam this is your fetish right?

[Adam]

Dost thou even vape br0000000000000?¿

[KittyNikki]

With today's technology, you can be a guygirl thing if you want. Let your dreams come true! Also, there are ways of hiding the awkwardness .

but...but I like all the parts I have. Although being a Hermaphrodite does sound kinda kinky... >;-P

[Adam]

but...but I like all the parts I have. Although being a Hermaphrodite does sound kinda kinky... >;-P

Did you see the AMA on reddit from the guy who had two fully functional penises? Now THAT is awesome.

 

P.S. I totally want to get a tattoo of Tigger.