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[Adam]

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In my mom's older age she is really needing attention. If we don't respond to her text(s) within ~10 minutes she gets all pissy, and says things like, "Fine, if you're not going to respond I'm going now. Bye." She clearly doesn't understand that us kids have busy lives. I'm starting to get really irritated, and I'm about to tell her to settle the fuck down. Her constant need for attention is reminding me a lot of how my ex-girlfriend used to be.

 

[Rocket]

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totally just facebook stalked my ex-husbands new wife.. she is sooo gross xD I'm such a bad person but she looks so nasty, and him, well I don't even know what I saw in him. Lmaoooo

I'm feeling so good about myself now.

[Swar]

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I was going through my YouTube subscriptions, and saw that BuzzFeed recently posted a video about fandom ships (that's what the title said), and I almost skipped it, because I don't care about ships, but there was nothing to watch, so why not?

 

The last one was about HIMYM. Who Robin should have ended up with. Barney won. That made me happy.

[Lollita]

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I was going through my YouTube subscriptions, and saw that BuzzFeed recently posted a video about fandom ships (that's what the title said), and I almost skipped it, because I don't care about ships, but there was nothing to watch, so why not?

 

The last one was about HIMYM. Who Robin should have ended up with. Barney won. That made me happy.

 

@Swarley Robin and Barney <3

[Blanc]

Necrophilia turns me on.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

Necrophilia turns me on.

 

 

u w0t

[Blanc]

u w0t

 

Yes... Sorry for my sicky tastes.

[Scot]

Necrophilia turns me on.

[Coops]

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I tried sexy times with food once. It was awful, sticky and messy. Don't do it.

[Fikri]

i wanna bang like 90% of guys i interacted with.

i'm not sure if it's just hormones or i have very low standards for men.

[Blanc]

 

LMFAO!!!!

[NapisaurusRex]

i wanna bang like 90% of guys i interacted with.

i'm not sure if it's just hormones or i have very low standards for men.

Same.

Pretty sure I just have low standards though. My boyfriend likes to tell his friends to come date in Missouri cause the guys that are 3s everywhere else are 10s here.

[DonValentino]

Same.

Pretty sure I just have low standards though. My boyfriend likes to tell his friends to come date in Missouri cause the guys that are 3s everywhere else are 10s here.

 

omw

[Futurama]

Sex.

[DonValentino]

Sex.

what about it

[Elindoril]

what about it

 

[Rocket]

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I am 50% Centaur

[Padme]

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I am 50% Centaur

 

do Centaurs suckle from a human or a horse? 

[Rocket]

do Centaurs suckle from a human or a horse? 

human of course

[rezpirate]

I'm secretly mopping the floors today discreetly, so my daughter doesn't realize that I'm doing it when they're not here.

[Coops]

I want to bang my hubs so bad. But its too soon post op. No sexy for me for another few weeks.

[Shannon]

do Centaurs suckle from a human or a horse? 

 

/r/showerthoughts i see u

[Rauul]

i must confess this, because i said everything is alright but im scared as hell 

 

2 week have been passed since im voiceless, dont know why but i went to a hospital yesterday, and today my doctor discovered i have a tumor in my vocal chords, he said maybe its cancer... CANCER ! HOLY SHIT! im 24 years old, cant have cancer ! too young for this ! have a life to live, the next week he is going to do a biopsy, i cant come back to my home for xmas with cancer as gift... i need to talk, being voiceless is a fucking shit, i just can whisper some words, spent this week too much time chatting with friends on facebook and nobody knows im voiceless with a chance of having cancer... oh god

[Cass]

i must confess this, because i said everything is alright but im scared as hell 

 

2 week have been passed since im voiceless, dont know why but i went to a hospital yesterday, and today my doctor discovered i have a tumor in my vocal chords, he said maybe its cancer... CANCER ! HOLY SHIT! im 24 years old, cant have cancer ! too young for this ! have a life to live, the next week he is going to do a biopsy, i cant come back to my home for xmas with cancer as gift... i need to talk, being voiceless is a fucking shit, i just can whisper some words, spent this week too much time chatting with friends on facebook and nobody knows im voiceless with a chance of having cancer... oh god

That's awful I can imagine how distressing it must be to hear such news. Let's hope it's noncancerous and you'll be rid of it soon and feeling better!

[Adam]

I'm having a really hard time deciding whether or not I want to watercool my processor. The fucking CPU fan is so damn loud, and it needs to change like ASAP.